Fuck off animal niggers we're the top of the food chain!

Fuck off animal niggers we're the top of the food chain!

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This is the kind of shit where you then make a cape out of the mountain lion, and wear it as part of your formal attire forever.

Fucking based. Any pictures of the lad? How big is he?

I've always wondered why people don't do this when they're being attacked by any animal.

Like we literally have the advantage of being smarter than any animal we come across and people still manage to get killed by them. You can literally just cut any animal's throat or stab their lung or heart, or simply choke them out like this man did.

>runner
The lad is probably a dyel and choked out a mountain lion lmfao. Imagine someone with a 405 bench choking the fuck out of that nigger.

>The runner’s identity has not been released but he is in his 30s, according to local media. He was treated for his injuries – including facial bite wounds and lacerations to his body – before being released Tuesday morning. He is expected to make a full recovery.
>The victim was attacked from behind on West Ridge Trail in the Larimer County foothills during his run. The man was bitten on his face and wrist before he managed to pick up a rock and slam the animal on the head. He jumped on the animal’s back and choked it to death with his hands, arms, and feet, Ferrell said.

Based and grugpilled.

Not all people are smart enough to act like this, especially considering most people that die to animals live in shitholes with low IQ like Africa or India or other Asian countries with high percentage of pussy genes.

I can seriously only imagine that after he killed it he let out a primal scream, covered in both of their blood

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killing cats is not cool dude

>He jumped on the animal’s back and choked it to death with his hands, arms, and feet

As a primate fighting a 4-legged animal, that is the way to do it.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey-baiting
>Jacco adapted his technique and would overcome his canine opponents by leaping directly on their backs and manoeuvring himself into a position where he could tear at their windpipes while remaining out of reach of their jaws.

I will never stop lifting weights but if I kill a wild man eating animal with my bare hands I will stop lifting weights because the purpose of my lifting weights has been served in full.

Read wtf you typed. Animals spend all their life hunting. You think they are just going to let you jump on their backs. Sounds like the man was train in some form of juijitsu and knew how to protect his neck. Which isn't as intuitive as you think. He also managed to survive the first exchange which you probably wouldn't. They have faster reflexes and everything they throw can incapacitate you.

Holy shit, what a boss

Because animals who attack humans are generally stronger then them, and big cats usually deal a fatal wound and pin their victim when they attack from an ambush. This guy was just extremely lucky.

Based boomers letting nature know who's on top in the animal kingdom.

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holy shit. how come i've never heard of this monkey baiting shit? monkey beating the shit out of a dog with a foot long stick while riding him like a great stallion.

I've had intrusive thoughts about this, I could never kill anything though

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And they say that running is a meme

APEX PREDATOR

I killed a coyote with my bare hands when it tried going after my ex's puppy while we were outside. Luckily my insurance covered it or the fucker would've bankrupted me

>be dyel runner
>gassed from sprinting all day innawood
>Get jumped by tiger from behind
>Still fucking beat its ass and kill it
Can you believe there are people on Jow Forums RIGHT NOW that told me I couldht beat a gorilla in hand-to-hand combat... The day of the zoo can't come soon enough.

I love you

Those mma threads were true after all.

Because you're a pampered little pussy in hus protected little bubble. I don't mean it as an insult, I am too.
He got a taste of nature. I can't imagine he will ever live anything as intense ever again

based boomer

the rear naked choke is called ''mata leão'' in portuguese for a reason

it means lion killer

What was Joe Rogan's take on this?

Can we get a virgin mountain lion vs chad runner meme

>tfw you'll sooner kill a mountain lion with your bare hands than get a gf

Based and Takamurapilled

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kek, I know this is bait but in case it isn't then you should definitely reconsider so you don't get yourself killed
These animals are stronger than you, faster than you, and are trained from birth to kill things. Even if you were already holding a knife and facing the animal, you'd still have a relatively low chance of killing it before it wrecks your shit. Mountain lions are notorious for slamming into you (usually in an ambush scenario) and sinking their teeth into your neck in a matter of milliseconds. The gentleman in this news story got extremely lucky that he got the chance to fight back.

Jamie hasn't pulled it up yet.

unless you have a complicated scenario involving environmental gimmicks you're not going to be able to use your intelligence, animals have already evolved to fight in an effective way, your analysis is superfluous

tigers for example are known to attack from behind, their anatomical knowledge is instinctual

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>memes about humans killing wild animals barehanded are slowly becoming true
Sooner or later some madman is gonna kill a chimp or a gorilla, BTFO-ing the entirety of Jow Forums.

Man has killed the wooly mammoth with only primitive weapons. Pretty sure we're stronger than we give ourselves credit for.

This story is hype but the animal was still a baby not even 1 yr old.

Gets easier with time user, yes it does.

Based alpha male.

I can see a chimp but there's no way a human can kill a gorilla without some kind of weapon.

Based

How about a juvenile, 80-lb gorilla?

80lbs? That's less than a girl and it doesn't count.

That's what the mtn lion weighed in at.

Not with that attitude

Yes but the mtn lion had knives for teeth and claws and is 80lp pure fuckin muscle, that fucking boomer did GOOD.

I think he was 30 years old. And all right, how about at 120lb gorilla, no weapons.

A cat with pure fucking muscle weighs close to 200lbs though. The guy basically bullied and killed a child. All he had to do was shoo it away.

Shoo it? It had prey drive engaged, a skinny jogger was skipping away like a gazelle. You might as well expect your tendies to shoo you away.

Survival of the Jow Forumstest.

MADMAN

>killing a little kitty

Hit me up when someone kills a Kodiak bearhanded, then we can talk

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What? Male mountain lions can weigh up to 220lbs. Females to 140.

Cant prove he didnt provoke it.

This one was 80. It says so in the article.

>killing it with its own hands
That sounds a bit harsh

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