For what reason do you lift, fellow brethren?

Gotta do something.

Honestly? I'm trying to take some dude's wife.

Its probably not going to happen, but fuck it, it's a plan and it motivates me. Worse comes to worse I live longer and fuck some other hot women.

Also, I make him feel pretty insecure and that's fun.

Because I like it.

I want to be the strongest

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To become a good father for my future children.

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I just want to get laid.

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To properly glow up and flex on all the girls who rejected me

Also this

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Wanting to make other men insecure is a sign of your own insecurities Anonymous.

Tell me, how big was your papa's penis?

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If she cheats on her husband with you, she'll cheat on you with a nigger next day.

So I can sex wamenz

So I can get into rangers

Because self development makes me feel good with myself, and going to the gym has helped me improve my health in many aspects.

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For Rich.

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Who said anything about cheating? I want her to divorce him first.

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How can one man be this based?

When I go to take a shower and see myself in the mirror, I don't want to see a gut.

Was shredded this time last year, then broke my legs and got fat. Legs healed, fat remained. Gotta lose it.

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bravo coglione

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Eh, she looks ok for 49

I have an inferiority complex due to being a skelly all my life.

For the memes

so i can get this one day

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Lifting doesn't guarantee you this, maybe not even give you better chances. Personality and charisma do.

i have autism. can i outlift it?

All of the provinces have higher ages though.

If she leaves him for you, she'll leave you when the next best thing comes.

For Jesus.

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Yes it does, shut the fuck up. Niggers like you just want to keep others down.
>ex-neet lifted by fit

Very based

Oh well. Better than the not sex I'm having now.

To take my revenge against the world

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To be stronger and better man.

Still a pedo hahaha

i just think its fun

>teenager
>pedo
you're honestly a beta if you don't get turned on my prime pussy
go face dive into tyrones used napkin

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Saved this picture thanks bro

teens aren't prime pussy. teens have higher complications and risks when getting pregnant. Their hips aren't done widening (usually women get their hip growth spurt in their late teens/early 20s), and women in their 20s and 30s have higher rates of fertility.
the only advantage teen girls SOMETIMES have is their face can look like adult women without the wrinkles of age. but any adult man doesn't give a shit about that.

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>Lifting doesn't guarantee you this
Lifting guarantees that after 2 years of this she doesn't think about Chad or Tyrone while cuddling with you

> was a massive social outcast throughout most of highschool
> Didn't get it together socially until I was in college
> Didn't get a real gf until I was 20 and didn't lose my virginity until I was 21
> 23 now and I still forever wonder what underage teen pussy was like for the guys who had sex in highschool

H-help me Jow Forums I don't want to be haunted by these thoughts.

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>tight
>prime
>pussy
that's what i said

>teens aren't prime pussy

The tightest their pussy will ever be, not prime...

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it's not really different. except in highschool there is a rumor mill that harasses you as a couple non-stop.

Just fuck a really small chick in her 20's, no different

now that i think about it
>first gf was 4 years older
>i was 17 and she 21
>the youngest one i had was 3 years younger and that only when i was about 22
shit i just realised i never had teen pussy
>tfw there is literally no way for me as a 25 year old to get anything below 18 without being a creep
i just got really fucking mad

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even 70 year olds can have tight pussies. teenage pussy isn't prime is what I said.

On one hand, for my health. On the much bigger hand, revenge.

During a recent breakup, my now ex couldn’t come up with any creative insults, so she just continued to reference how fat I am. Over and over, harassing me late into the night, just to let me know how fat and disgusting I am.

I lift so she doesn’t have a fucking leg to stand on.

This is a relief I don't care if it's a cope I'm taking it.

Does this count as "lifting for a girl"?

Is 22 year old too old for a 17, just wondering ?

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you'd probably get the mark of "that guy"

In a strictly technical sense, yes. I am lifting because of a woman. In the spirit of “lifting for a girl”, not really; I 100% from the bottom of my soul don’t want this person back in my life, and any changes I make are not for her.

Kind of a gray area.

Fuck this shit, she is just too perfect and i dont have to put a mask to hide my autistic side in front of her

Honestly I don't think so, you're still young enough to relate to her and she's old enough to understand and want sex in a meaningful way but you're going to be under a lot of stress if you date her. You'll look and feel like a creep and feel like you eternally have a blight on you for having sex with her, even if she was just a few months short of the legal age of consent. It's not worth it, just wait it out.

i lift for my little boy so he can feel included at the playground

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General strength and health.
Pretty fucking gay, I realise.

Hey user I was in a similar situation with a 17 y/o girl last summer and it wasn't worth it. I met her through her best friend who is 21 (I'm 22) and I assumed she was the same age, but I was wrong and surprised. She dropped the bomb about her age on me when she was coming over to hang out with me one on one at my apartment and I was sweating bullets. In the end we made out and I felt so dirty for doing it, even though she was turning 18 in just 3-4 months. She came over a few more more times over the following month and we discussed that we would hold off on sex until she was 18 but every time she came over it escalated (shirts off, tit sucking etc) until eventually one day we were horny as fuck caved in and have sex. The sex was great and the combination of the built up sexual tension and the thought that it was forbidden sex made it insanely hot for me but after it was done I felt dirty. I lied to my room mate and said she was 19 and I'm afraid all the time that he'll learn the truth. She's 18 now and we have a good amount of mutual friends. We hardly talk these days (I go to a college far from her) and I don't know what she's telling people. Girls gossip ALL THE TIME and I'm constantly paranoid about what she might be telling people about the sexual relationship we had last summer when she was still an underage teen.

>TL;DR:
Don't do it user.

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Unlike the fags around here, I don't lift for girls or for anyone, I lift because I want to be bigger then I was yeasterday, but I know I will never be as big as me tomorrow, yet I continue.
There is nothing better then realising you are lifting more and getting bigger.

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That's what I tell myself whenever I hit the all you can eat buffet.

grazie fra

Shit i didnt realise it was a big deal, but in my country its 16 the legal age so i dont give a fuck. its just one of my friend said thats borderline and that made me wondering.

had a thing with a 16 year old when I was 22 (>15 is legal here). She was madly in love with me and pretty cute, so I gave it a try. I ended up breaking things off pretty quickly because it just felt off. Age gap was too big and being together as a couple just weirded me out too much. As for sex, not really different than with slightly older (20 - 26) women.

That helps. I'm user from and where I live (California) the age of consent is 18 and it's straight up considered rape to have sex with someone even a day before their 18th birthday. People tend to take it pretty seriously too.

But i look younger(beardlet) and she look older does this make it okay ? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa i just want to be happy i never ask for this

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I always thought that california was (((open minded))). But bro i swear this girl fucked my mind she is too perfect and im talking about her personnality. She is not too flirty and too bitchy. She is a trad girl (literally a farmer student)

I lift to spite all of the oneitises that denied me. I also lift harder for this one nerdy chick in my thermo class. Huuuuge ass tiddies and i want to bury my face in them.

I lift for my dog. So in the case that i ever get jumped walking him, or my home ever gets invaded, we will be able to strongly fight at each others side. There is no way i will go into battle with my dog and be ill prepared for it. I lift so that we will be welcome in Valhalla in the end. I lift for my love for him.

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We're open minded about things like gay marriage and transsexuality, that doesn't mean the whole state is a non-stop pansexual orgy between men, women, trannies, and underaged teens. The pedos live in the shadows and the feminist lynch mob will tell the world you're a rapist for even thinking about 17-year-old pussy.

To mog my coworkers

t.Hannah Gaddsby

Wholesome af

shit what kind of distopia is this. Maybe it's different for you there, here ones you are thirteen you go in the youth of your village and drink and party forever

I was hooking up with 18yr old freshman when I was a 23yr senior in college so not really

And the people accept it ?

I hate to break it to you, but lifting is not the best way to prepare yourself for a fight

To get healthy and feel strong. Also I want to choke thots harder than they expect while fucking.

>why do I lift

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>last job
>coworkers were two dyel dudes and two middle aged women

Felt like a god amongst men

To overpower and rape women.

LMAO if I got jumped my dumbass dog would probably think that it was a game and try playing with the attackers. I love him but he's a fucking retard.

where the fuck are you from user

wholesome

To intimidate black people?

I do muay thai too. Im looking to add a BJJ class but thats too expensive for now.

1488 baby

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Switzerland but not in the mountain or the city, i from the coutryside

di dove sei? also post stats/body

Basel?

Waadt