Tfw I almost ate an entire box of these

>tfw I almost ate an entire box of these

How fucked am I lads?

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goddamn those are so good

almost ate or ate almost?

It's ok, that's intuitive eating.

How about killing yourself
Tagalongs>Samoas fight me

ate almost :^)

Bless this wise man with healthy gains for he speaks the truth.

I got a box of those as well.. along with trefoils, thin mints, and the s'mores.

1000kcal takes about 30-40 minutes to burn off on a treadmill if you run at a pace of 6 minute per mile
Not that hard to burn off

Loch ist Loch

eat 600mg of dnp right fucking now.

at the very least try to vomit and empty your stomach

Super fucked, not gonna make it

I’m just shocked your still breathing man

"No!"

no way try 1:30 to 2:00 hours

60 minutes/10 kilometres on on max setting on the rowing machine is like 800 kcal lol.

Did you doing it in one sitting? If I did that, I would feel like someone lit me on fire

5 of these bad boys are 400 calories it’s crazy. I just want to be lean :/

Ya did it while I was shitposting/watching a movie. Went to the gym after though. Girl scout cookies give an insane pump.

fick dich weg du sexist

What kind of brainlet uses the max setting on a rowing machine? Enjoy your fucked up back

I beg you, please explain this meme to me. There's no way to look this up, and it seems like a good one

Wtf is kcal faggot?
This is America, we use cal, not kcal.
Come correct next time bitch.

>we use cal, not kcal
I thought you used adult diapers.

>sexist
lol

Based

I get sick just thinking about that. take the low carb pill and feel look better

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Come back to Jow Forums when you aren’t retarted please Kcal and Cal are the same Kcal being more formal.

itz obv 1000 calories retard

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Not as bad as eating this whole bag

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as far as I know it comes from a cypypasta frequently posted on /tv/ whenever harry potter comes up
people change the first sentence to somewhat fit the thread and the rest stays the samw, its usually accompanied by a troll image ranking books
the random single word "No!" in quotes is just funny for some reason lol

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Yeah, you're gonna regret that when you get gassy shits for the next two days.