All I've been hearing is
>lel, look at those meme-markings
but all fucking week at work, I keep overhearing women talking to eachother about how hot this body is
>uuuuuuuhhhhhh my gaaaaaawwwd
>ugh I KNOW I could die. becky, I don't even like tattoos
>how often do you think he works out?
how long to get that body from skelley?
Dude has no definition and doesn't look very lean or very muscular. His arms are decent size to """normies""" but overall I'd put him on the edge of skinnyfat.
Make him not famous and give him a job at 7-11 and none of those women would be fawning over him. It's all fame and fortune goggles user, that's it.
hey, you're preaching to the choir here
so why are all the hot girls (and even the gross ones) at work freaking the fuck out about him
>Make him not famous
if it was just the money, they'd be freaking out about the players
Reminder that his body is nothing without
>his good looking face
>his tattoos, setting him apart from the masses
>Most importantly, his overwhelming fame due to his singing skills
The last one is the most important. Without it, he's a nobody. It may be subconscious, but they're mostly attracted by his capacity to sing and become incredibly famous.
>so why are all the hot girls (and even the gross ones) at work freaking the fuck out about him
Can you really not figure this shit out.. like you had to make an actual thread?
>whoa females fawning over a hot celebrity... never seen that before
kys
>they'd be freaking out about the players
Nah...the players get all of our attention, they're famous in our world. In the world of women, Levine is a way bigger deal because he's on their stupid America's Next Top Idol singalong shows, their morning shows, the radio stations they listened to in college etc.
I think that's the biggest difference. "All of my friends and female celebs I worship like this guy, he must be valuable, so now I too find him attractive."
>his tattoos, setting him apart from the masses
Question about this...I live in a fly-over state, went to school in the southeast and EVERYONE has at least one tattoo. Nowadays it seems like not having a tattoo is the way to set yourself apart but I could be wrong. My girlfriend has some stupid cursive on her ribcage and I make fun of her for it all the time and her justification is, "lol everyone has them!"
>Make him not famous and give him a job at 7-11 and none of those women would be fawning over him. It's all fame and fortune goggles user, that's it.
This is the truth. Put him at 7-11 or some other minimum wage job and he'll look like some substance abuse loser who never made it.
>flyover state
>EVERYONE has at least one tattoo
sonic the hedgehog saying "NO FEAR" + tribal armband + generic cross
Having 1 tattoo looks shit. It's like you want to dip your toe into another "tribes" culture, but are too beta to go all the way.
Being covered in them is a massive sexual signal, whether you are from that "tribe" or not
He looks like shit. Women like him because of his high social status.
it's that simple.
They wouldn't be saying that if he was a regular joe running shirtless. It's because he's rich and famous.
>Having 1 tattoo looks shit.
Having more looks shit as well.
>too beta to go all the way
>covered in them is a massive sexual signal
It just screams "abandonment issues".
Because he's a millionaire rock star with a decent face that isn't fat.
Women don't care as much about looks as men do. They do put more emphasis on social status.
>Being covered in them is a massive sexual signal
A positive sexual signal or a negative one? Is this like the equivalent of "if she smokes, she pokes" for guys?
a positive sexual signal.
a negative provider signal.
basically, you wanna get pregnant by a guy covered head to toe in tattoos, then find a nice guy to trick into raising the child
Definitely achievable natty. Not too lean, decent size.
Flat and square. Fella looks like he doesn't exercise
redpill incel spotted lmao...
and yet every girl I know is creaming over his DYEL body
why am I lifting if this is all it takes to get women to fuck you?
>This is what a man should look like. This is the peak male body. This is what men should all be striving for.
t. women
The error that makes everyone, is that you seperate the body from the other attributes... He is not a random guy with a decent body.. He is a good looking millionaire music star, with a decent body ... Of course every woman is wet with him
>he doesn't lift for women
o i am laffin
Having tattoos is becoming the norm aka uncool.
Just be tall.
well for one, he is a good looking man. Two, he is famous. Three, he is rich.
The NFL athletes have all of this except they aren't as famous and as good looking.
Women would consider the athletes silver medals. Its all about social status.
A guy behind 7/11 looking like that and having the same charisma could still pull tail like nothing else. You can be an autistic millionaire and have gold digging whores, but you wont be sexually attractive to any woman unless you have style, a personality and looks.
the 7/11 guy isn't husband material. he is just some guy you can have fun with over the weekend. thats it
Yeah, must suck being the guy pounding new pussy all the time until he wants a family and finds a nice chick to settle down with.
>and finds a nice chick to settle down with
Did you not read the part where he isn't husband material? What kind of woman would marry a guy who works full time at a 7/11 as a cashier? Unless the guy has other aspirations and is chasing them, he isn't going to settle down. But he will be able to fuck girls as long as he stays good looking which wont be forever.
"so why are all the hot girls (and even the gross ones) at work freaking the fuck out about him"
>Am i fucking retarded?
>No, it is the women who are wrong
This. It would save men a lot of botched 4D chess attempts if they would just realize that women are attracted to STATUS. If a male has massively inflated status and looks acceptable otherwise, they will halo effect a shitload of other desirable qualities onto him without even realizing they're doing it.
Women dont find the huge look attractive
Guys do
That said you shouldn't be lifting for women, you should be lifting because you want to
Is this natty? How do I get a body like this?
not to mention the practicalities of being a millionaire and having ridiculous financial incentives and means to make the most of your genetics. Dude is definitely good looking and in good shape but those same genetics would look like shit if he lived the life of a wagie.
>be me
>start lifting at 18
>wanna be a bodybuilder so I blast & cruise for the next 5 years
>make it up to 230 relatively lean
>zero interest from girls
>all I got was mires from aggressive gay dudes and gym bros
fast forward to 25
>on a TRT-dose test cycle (250mg weekly)
>ottermode
>12% bodyfat with visible abs
>tan
>185lbs
>more mires from girls and my sex life has never been better
>look small in a shirt though
Not all women are high maintenance, I know people who work in 7/11 and are fun dudes and theyre married.
Wow this is literally the body I have, minus the tattoos. H-have I made it?
>rock star
*pop star tyvm
No, this is literally the body that most women want. Having large muscles elevates your status amongst other men, which indirectly makes you more attractive. But when the guy is already high status this is the body they really want.
>I'd put him on the edge of skinnyfat
Jow Forums - Dysmorphia and Projection
yup, natty
Steps:
>leave DEVO
>suck a lot of dick for the protons
>Big 5 lifts, permabulk (clean) for min 3 years if very consistent
>buy red jeweled underwear and go to the tattoo convention
>mog the zoomers
>I'd put him on the edge of skinnyfat.
>skinnyfat
mfw
Looks natty to me.
Remember it's not the body, it's the whole package.
was picrel supposed to be a good example to illustrate your point?
I'll agree that more coverage as more aesthetic, but only if they're of a consistent theme and only if they aren't turbo autistic consumerist trash. Also they usually only look good if you aren't a fat piece of shit.
This guy, for example, looks fine because he is in good shape and his shit doesn't clash.
NANOMACHINES SON
>three chains
>tattoo of a chain
Holy shit this looks so stupid, decent average body i guess
he looks really funny here
You're absolutely right. Self respect is the new disrespect.