They did what?!

>They did what?!
>TO YOUR DICK?!?!

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STOP LAUGHING

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They turned it into a beautiful vagina, I feel so much better in my body now :)

Told my gf if I had a boy, I wouldn't get him circumcised. She said that's fucking stupid.

This is immediately after she had a patient with female circumcision and bemoaned the practice as horrible.

that sounds great (hopefully you dont kill yourself by this time next year)

I don't even care about my jewe'd up dick anymore since i don't use it

i rather do bicep curlsand shoulder presses than masturbate or talk to girls

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Dumping her is the easiest option tbqh. It doesn't get worse than the stupid american woman/hypocrite combo.

>(((my gf)))

She's not stupid, but very difficult to reason with

Catholic

they gave me antipsychotics and now its not working properly, i dont get creeper erections anymore

I think this is one of the only things that would anger me enough to deck a woman
This too.

It’s the hypocritical double standard. They only think female circumcision is barbaric but believe male circumcision is something beneficial somehow.


Or actually better yet I’ll play along and then go down on her another time and just take a bite out of her clit and claim it was an accident.

Dump the good goy

>but believe male circumcision is something beneficial somehow
it is you can last longer so she can cum

>one case removes excess skin; fewer cases of phimosis, dick cancer, and certain STD's. In rare cases sexual pleasure is slightly lower than expected.
>the other case is Africa-tier mutilation-- the entire point of which is to eradicate sexual pleasure by making sex entirely excruciating; thinking if she doesn't like it, she'll only open up when you absolutely force her to
Do you honestly not see the hypocrisy in bemoaning male genital mutilation, which at least has some empirical merit, but not empathizing more with women (yes, I know where I am), when in that case sex is purposely made to feel like getting your guts stirred with an alcohol swabbed machete?

Shut it fag lips

You poor little beta cuck

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Good goy

This. The foreskin is a vestigial organ, like an appendix or that thing in the corner of your eye that used to be a third eyelid. Best case scenario, it does nothing, and worst case scenario, it gets infected and you lose your dick.

I'm acutely aware of the benefits it brings, as well as the downsides. My best friend is uncut, he showered daily and didn't have any issues. I'm cut; I'm not exactly mad about it because mine was done very well, and I've had several girls say I have a "good looking dick." Gf likes it as well. However, there are plenty of botched ones out there.

If my kid showers daily, cleans his dick, and uses condoms, he's fine. Also, we'd obviously get phimosis fixed.

I absolutely empathize with female victims, and I'd wager I'm more well versed in it than your average male, as she's a midwife in an impoverished area with a large African immigrant population. Female circumcision has varying degrees and methods, and they're all brutal. It's a repugnant practice. She's seen actual vaginal openings stitched halfway shut to discourage sex combined with the complete avulsion of external genitalia.

I can see how you thought I equated them, but don't put words in my mouth. Anyone who compares the two as equal in this thread is retarded as well.

Basically, nobody, male or female, needs it in a first world country.

Hey guys I found the two smelly anons who don’t know how to bathe properly.

>She's not stupid, but very difficult to reason with
aka stupid

You should have a choice.

If that was the criteria, everyone on this hellsite would be "stupid." But look at all the Mensa members with 10" dicks walking around at 12% bf.