What’s his routine Jow Forums?

Imagine being that much of an alpha stone cold killer. Dude could have been in delta force or something.

bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-22694609/farmer-in-bosnia-survives-bear-attack-by-using-axe

Based

Probably not much, even Mike Tyson knew his pet tiger would have fucked him up if it was fully grown
youtu.be/mGftoceMdj4

Archive link, nigger.

And February in CO attacking humans means it was probably starving.

>bears are next
youtube.com/watch?v=-6r81UOzIHg
yea good luck with that

At least one person in history has probably managed to kill a tiger with their hands. Striking it wouldn't work well, you either have to choke it out, bite a major vein, or break something that renders it immobile. Tigers don't actually have enough bite force to break large bones, they work by ambushing their pray and attacking their throat. If you could thwart that and avoid getting any major artery clawed, you may be able to find a way to kill it.
Unironically those gay bears would get sent to snap city if they fucked with the wrong person.

The debate is pretty stupid because humans have been using weapons to kill animals for millions of years and tens of thousands of bears have been killed with mere spears. Walking into the wildness without protection is a modern curse. The reason why nearly all bears run from humans is because we killed enough of them in the past that they know not to fuck with us. They're lucky we don't fuck with them more.

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Furniggers eternally BTFO

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Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to do kill a beast with his own hands, but take it from this old savannah rat, I've spent my entire adult life in the wilderness, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

If you only go up against one type of predator (and that's all lion-fighting will do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

It's like putting a powerful engine in a stock Toyota Tercel. What will you accomplish? You'll blow out the drive train, the clutch, the transmission, etc., because those factory parts aren't designed to handle the power of an engine much more powerful than the factory installed engine.

Fighting lions bare-handed only trains your grappling and dodging abilities. What you really want to do is start with lynxes, and perhaps wolves; this way, you'll start conditioning your entire body, all the major muscle groups (chest, back, abdomen, legs, shoulders and arms) at the same time, over the course of a protracted battle. And don't forget using your teeth - they're there for a reason!

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three cheers! Falling in love with the great outdoors, eating like the warriors of old, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

But do it right, okay?

My advice, find a good spot, with less-than-adult lionesses who will usually flee when becoming winded (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of taking on larger opponents) and guide you in your quest for combat awesomeness. Thirty to 45 minutes a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
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And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being in shape the first time you take on a slavering and rabid carnivore. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
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