Fitness cringe/beta male thread

Fitness cringe/beta male thread.

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delet this

>5ft 7

Kek

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Bassed 5'7

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Bassed

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Stop posting that retard homosexual Betadestiny

making a thread about betas on Jow Forums is in of itself, pretty beta desu

Who changed it from 5'11?

Probably someone who was taller than 5’7” but shorter than 5’11”

kek lol

fraudanaliser btfo

Why does this make so much sense...

Manlets rise up

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>manlets
>rise
Yeah, not happening.

>he doesn't use a catapult to reach door handles
lmaoing at your life lanket

im 5'7 lads

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Kek

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I discovered a based slav-manlet
youtube.com/watch?v=C8GgcUNXS48&

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As a 5'8" normal man, my greatest wish is to find a tall (6ft+) girl who would be my loving and loyal wife and bear my children

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Dont you need high test to get a beard?
Hes an attention whore but not sure about being low t

you mean dht

>Dont you need high test to get a beard?
No, you just need a fairly low amount of test to activate the beard genetics you have. So many soi bois are able to grow beards, it's not exactly hard to do.

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He looks even more like a freak show than he did before, also very unhealthy to rely on the gym to improve your self esteem

Jow Forums-cringe?
Here:

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wait? you need low test to grow a beard? What kind of sense does that make?

Brainlet, you don't need to specifically have low test. That's just the minimum threshold.

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the only cringe here is you

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>drug usage/addiction
>never got drunk

???

Then why is that I still have patchy pubic facial hair even though I take measures to boost my test?

Eh, alcohol is a core part of European culture and family so it probably gets a pass. Just ignore usage and just focus on the addiction part.

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Not everyone has the genetics for it, or you're still young. It's not a big deal, just don't try forcing your pubic facial hair as part of your appearance. Clean-shaven or stubble is far better than a shitty beard that you desperately hold onto as symbol of masculinity, everyone else sees through it as the farce it is.

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Wouldnt it be funny to walk up to these 3 and shove an axe in their fucking forehead haha

Can I just shave it off in the warmer seasons? It keeps my face warm of what little I have.

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Send pic, the situation doesn't sound too good for you.

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Based

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Yeah dude he's saying your beard has more to do with your facial hair sensitivity to testosterone. I'm sure you've seen low test breakable little runts with beards and big strong ass native americans or asians who can't grow one for shit.

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>haha

I basically have sam hyde's facial hear during his early mde years.

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How to make someone beta for life.webm

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Fucking horrible. Me too. Hopefully you're kinda handsome and you can just go clean shaven.

No, I just look like a rapist when I shave as you can see all my acne scarring and redness.

Is he for real or it's trolling?

Yikes man, not worth keeping. No mentally healthy woman will ever fantasize about anything that looks like that.

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well I remember my friend also saying I kind of look like john snow. But he is a huge stoner so I dont know...

Fuck patchy beards. To get a better face:
1. Lower body fat%
2. Mew
3. Neck exercises (bigger neck makes face look more sharp)

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Done these. My beard is still patchy.

Based hahaposter.

This dwarf ass looking isn't 5'7, he's 3 foot flat

Is mewing a meme or what? How do you do it while sleeping?

Someone edited the image, he's actually 5'11

>Is mewing a meme or what?
Do you think you can change the shape of your jaw bone by moving your tongue around?

Found the dwarf

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He took that like a champ

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what the fuck

If you're still growing, it's well documented to do what's advertised, tested on monkeys and shit. The question is how far it can take you and whether it works when you've stopped growing.

I fantasize about Sam Hyde every night

story anyone?

Some disgusting tranny went mental and attacked some people, probably the guy because he rebuffed the tranny man's advances.

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damn, he's angry

extremely funny and sad at the same time

> Hinomaru sumo

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Because you are fucking Retarded

>slavs

how do they do it?

>5ft 7
this made me lol for a solid 30 secs

lanklet cope

>Self hate instantly makes you at least omega

Oh...

I don't get it. Got dealt a weak hand and isn't just having a cry about it, but actually doing something about it.

IT'S MA'AM

Didn't know AlphaDestiny was that tall

Good edit op!

>tfw 5'10
>tfw manlets don't want me and neither do tallies
feels bad

Thats not a beta, thats sad. poor dude.
hit me right in the feels

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Initial shock and adrenaline I think.
I've been cut a few times (nothing that severe) but when I had no idea what was going on or that it happened I didn't feel it until I basically acknowledged it.

Human bodies are cool but I'm too stupid to really study the whats and whys of them.

I have my Sister's number saved and locked to a phone so I can still text her good morning, good night, i love you, happy bday, etc.

That way no one will ever have it so I don't have to worry about that.

It's less about moving the tongue, but the constant pressure you push against your jawbone with your jaw muscles.

Now im crying in the club fuck off

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absolutely low test post

Got the original pic? Asking for a friend

>Beta
>never got drunk

Nothing quite like poisoning yourself with foul-tasting firewater to prove you're a man

>that pic
of course he's taking it better than the redditfag
he just got the worlds most sought after free pass
>my retarded son isn't really my retarded son

W-where is 5'8''?

>did you check the radiation levels here
>no, ill check in the morning
>drinks vodka and goes to sleep
Goddamn he's based. I wouldn't mind hanging out with these guys if I spoke russian

that isnt beta

How is his face so fucked up, is it his pure Slavic genes?

What happened to her?

>525
I never realised how bad it's gotten. Fuck.

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imagine the smell

Why only manlets get laughed at but not womanlets?

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