Name a better cheat meal

Name a better cheat meal
I'll fucking wait
Hard Mode: No Pizza

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pickled braps

i save them up in a jar and huff them all at once on my cheat day

whats cheat about it?

sperm

Why wouldnt you just eat that anyways, looks like perfectly healthy food for an athlete.

The only food that isnt healthy for a fitizen is like poptato chips to some extant or things containing nicotine or sarms or anabolics as they all cause a t boost but end in lowered t.

I know nicotine diesnt boost t but it depletes it

Idk maybe like sugar would be bad for you but desu if youre liftingvthen its all healthy

I am on keto so my cheat meal is fasting for a weekend.
While violently masturbating.

>no tomato
Βασισμένος.

One is I make some scoops into ice cream by mixing with cottage cheese or yoghurt, PB/choc, freezing/churning or blend into frozen banana. Instead of usual shake/smoothie with water or mixed into yoghurt.
Other is I buy a nice fillet of steak or salmon to cook with. Maybe even some scallops or something. Cheating on my budget... haha.

Based stroke poster

Souvlaki>gyros

>Souvlaki
SON OF THA SHEEEBA I SAW HIM DROWN SON OF THE YELLOOOOW

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Whey icecream

IT'S ALL I NEED YEAH

BUT SHE LAUGHS AND TELLS ME SHE'S JUST FIIINE
I GUESS SHE'S OUT THERE SOMEEEWHEEEERE

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BASED AND IM SO LE SAD™ AND IM NOT LIEK OTHER GUYS PILLED

This because it doesn’t count as a meal.

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FUCK me this shit is good

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based and redpilled

Poutine w/ shawarma meat on it.

Getting blackout drunk

Pretty sure you can’t eat a whole rich piana.

Pretty sure you don't know how hungry I am

Pizza

I like you guys

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Whatever it takes

Factually wrong
CMON!

You’re never gonna make it with that attitude.

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pusy

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>calling certain meals "cheat" meals
Never gonna make it

>tfw steak 5 times a week
How is life as a budgetlet?

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Bloatlord approves

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I live in Greece so I can use an app to order two of these and have them at my door in 10 minutes, at a price of 2.20€ each.

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On the other hand you live in greece though

>I live in Greece

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>white castle sliders

PAY DEBNTS

ahahaha ebin xd

>a tub of country crock butter, bacon bits, chocolate chips, and splash of heinz ketchup

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What's the difference between the two?

a tagliere with good cold cuts and cheeses, beer or wine

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this is souvlaki
OP's pic is gyros

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i see too much protons there, to cheat a big black fat cannolo is the best

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No that's şiş kebap and OP's pic is döner

So the meat/cooking style is souvlaki, gotcha. The Greeks here in Australia sell souvlaki as that good stuff wrapped in pita with tomato, lettuce, onion, haloumi, and tzatziki. So you can understand my confusion between the two. Both are fuckin awesome.

Home made hamburger

Yeah except it tastes 1000 better :^)

based and roachpilled

Κριντζ kαι μπλεχαπισμενο

Gyros is pork
Doner can't be pork

>fries
>sauces
>low-quality meat

Are we now pretending that greeks and turks are not exactly the same barring geography?

I would kill for three gyros kρεμμύδι, τζατζίkι, ντομάτα right now to be honest with you all family/amigos

Athenians call "souvlaki" the whole package wrapped in pita seen in the OP.
All other Greeks call "souvlaki" just the skewered pork or chicken seen here The correct way to say it is the second one, the actual name for the pita-wrapped thing is "tylixto" (literally means wrapped).
But Athenians are half of the Greek population, so the wrong name is popular.

Greeks and Turks are like Indians and Pakis, they both hate themselves

And they both look, act and *ugh* smell the same.

Based slow dive poster

Swedebro here

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Fuck off faggot it's called shawarma. Ffs as if the fucking filth from Syria and Israel weren't enough stealing our food, now we have to deal with you faggots.

We were making shawarma when you still were in your tents in mid asia eating shit soup fucking roach

I love threads where everyone is butthurt with Greeks.

even sumo wrestlers don't eat fast food crap like that

Αυτό θα είναι ένα ίου από μένα σkύλε.

yikes

Mashed potato, sausage, mustard, ketchup, shrimp salad, bostongurka, roasted onion

Its fucking great

ja mannen de är gott men va är de för degenerate cheatmeal, slaska på ordentligt för fan. man pallar ju inte va nå jävla raggartyp liksom?

Now if you only had 2.20€...

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OP's pic is pita or pitogyro
Gyros is just the pork shavings

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>no tzatziki sauce
Hdhshahahdofkfbxsyyasgdgwkkdbdbdlspsfh.
>puts french fries on his gyro
Execute yourself immediately.

>στραβομαρα

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Det är fan inte bara raggare som äter korv med mos. Det finns ju på varenda mack i hela landet.

HÖRT AUF MIT DEM KANACKENSPRECH RIIIII

Souvlaki>gyros>loveless

Pay war debnts

I'd get one of those and some good parmesan or garlic bread and make me some mean baguette. Good taste user.

>that pic
That is what I want in life.

Why the fuck is it in a napkin?
Where are you from?

Taco John's crunchy chicken burrito and those potato things that come with the meal, it's a burrito with nacho cheese and sour cream with crunchy chicken nuggets inside, it is absolute god mode fast food and the only Taco Johns in Texas was at Fort Hood. I was butt devastated when they closed it.

Ah I thought that was feta.

>feta in pita
I thought the people who put lettuce and pepper weird
Might as well stick a whole salad there and call it a day. Done it with skillet bread, not too shabby

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Once a year, non-negotiable.

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fucking this

lol you brought me into this thread, thank you

That looks great

Thread/

Frosciooooo

I like mine simple as much as the next, but youre crazy if you dont like having a fully loaded one every now and then.
I eat my burgers simple too, but every once in a while I like to get some crazy ass burger if Im out somewhere gourmet.

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A "fully loaded one" is gyros, tzatziki, tomato, potato and onion. Feta does not belong

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>even sumo wrestlers
Sumo wrestlers have the healthiest diet of any athletes.

amerimutts will never know the godlike taste of baka's homemade ajvar and kajmak

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STOP PUTTING POTATOS IN THE GYROS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice cocksandwich, faggot.

Or putting the gyros in pitas
Just eat the meat, onions and tzatziki

Lmao, what kind of pathertic burger is that?

I actually live in the same city as the Bloatlord™
>few weeks ago
>leaving club
>see a massive lad outside with some other guys
>think he is either him or a disciple
>didn't know here he lives or that he was Greek at all
>find his insta account Monday
>photo posts from Kavala, Greece
>check his fb
>3 bloody mutual friends
Noone even knows how much of a meme he is he is just a guy to others but to me it was a weird experience seeing a meme irl
/blog

you don't eat it like a burger pablo

Based and jeffpilled

looks like shit

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