List of common gym diseases

Every gym has at least one person suffering from one or more of these diseases:

> Invisible Lat Syndrome - arms out posturing but has small lats
> Nice Ass Watcher - spends more time looking at girls asses than lifting
> The Bro Crowd - go to the gym to hang out instead of working out
> Rerack Retards - leaves the weights all of the gym or puts them in wrong place
> Spot Me Syndrome - needs a spot for everything just to attention seek
> The Critic - never works out themselves but wants to lecture everyone else
> The Librarian - doesn't lift big enough to need to make noise so expects everyone else to be quiet
> The Hog - hogs every machine or bench even when on the other side of the gym
> The Pervert Trainer - stands in the gym preying on women to teach to get laid
> The Weight Dropper - needs attention so if you're not watching you sure as hell will hear
> The Mirror Magnet - barely lifts a fucking things and spends all time flexing in mirror
> The Mobile Magnet - cant spend 1 minute without checking their phone
> The Coffee Corner Chicks - women talking and talking and doing more talking, and no lifting
> The Adventurer - has the gym blueprints nailed down to the position of each machine but never works out
> The Couple - go to the gym together to work out doing the same routine like they're joined at the hip
> The Model - comes to the gym in fancy clothes better suited to a fashion magazine for gay blokes
> The Receptionists BFFL - comes to the gym and spends 1 hour + talking to the receptionist, doesn't workout
> Leg Intolerance - doesn't do any exercises for legs and thinks the leg press machine is a contraption from space
> Gruntitis - doesn't let out the odd sound for heavy reps but sounds like a female tennis player giving birth mid set
> Machine Manipulation Syndrome - switch to heavier weight after working out to make the next person think you lift heavy
> The Equipment QA - floats around the gym testing out each piece of equipment for 1-3 reps maximum

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>The faggot OP making lists and thinking hes above it all

op btfo

I do everything on the list desu.

Imagine typing all of this unironically

Imagine lacking such emotional control that you got baited into a response by it.

Did it hit a nerve retard?

Theres also the skinny guys who think they're huge, and think they're ripped as fuck because their ribs are visible. And theres the textbook thots whose workout routine consists exclusively of squats and "LOOK AT MY ASS"

Nice Ass Watcher gang

Nice buzzfeed list fucking faggot

Nice try OP. No amount of coping will change the fact you should go back to cuckit and string yourself.