Is cycling Jow Forums?

When the weather is nice I do 15-30 mile rides a few times a week. My friend does 30-75 mile rides weekly, not sure if I want to hit that form of autism or not

> Cycling with belt
Never gonna make it

>friend
sounds gay bro

I'm starting up running in an attempt to grow my calves. Not sure if biking would do that as much

My dad has been cycling all his life and has some of the sickest calves I've seen IRL

he also looks 10+ years younger than guys his age, do your cardio lads

But youre right

Can I fuck him? Can I fuck your fucking dad? I'm a hot older woman.

At least he's not doing mixed grip

>woman

from the thumbnail I thought it was a pic of that black bicycle dude who posts on here sometimes, lmao the BLACKED spamming on this website is starting to seep into my subconscious

Tfw
> want to buy bike and ride outside
>watch news
>city has the highest rate of vehicle-pedestrian accidents and deaths

Fuck me

off topic but man, Arnie is so beautiful

My gender is my choice.

I love biking. Most fun you can have just going to work.

Yeah. Fun until some violent homo jams a stick in your spokes and then when you fall jams his dick in your anus.

So that all thing that biking fuck up your balls is just bullshit ?

The modern bike seats + long ride DO fuck up bloodflow to your balls.

The constant pressure and low blood flow probably caused Lance's cancer.

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>internet strangers are their only friends
Implying I don't know you faggots better than I do my real life "friends".

I do a fair amount of urban/suburban cycling

>be as visible as possible
>consider reflective material
>consider a blinking light thing
>avoid busy streets
>obey all traffic signs and lights
(I usually go through 4 way stops without stopping desu but I slow down to make sure it’s safe)

Number one:
>Cycle as if you are invisible
This doesn’t mean invisible as in you are safe, but invisible as in cars CANNOT see you at all. They are in charge of the road. They are the elephants and you are the mouse, it’s your job to make sure you don’t get squashed. This is abundantly true despite all the pedestrian/cycling rights and “share the road” shit

Last, wear a helmet for the love of god

I like to ride my bike to work. I got a real narrow seat, and if I lean forward on it, I can really rub the fuck out of my clit. By the time I get there, my business skirt is all bunched up at my waist and my panties are slinging a squishy load of discharge, but what the fuck do I care? I'm a U.S. Senator for fuck's sake.

based fetish poster

>real life "friends".
fuck off normalfag

When I moved to NL I started cycling anywhere because the fucking NL and I can say it is pretty fucking based. Nice and useful exercising, the only problem is the lack of hilltraining here

You can't cycle in the NL, pretty sure it's against the rules for all of MLB.

Cycling is cool, getting a good pair of incline skates is way cheaper than a good bike, at least new.

Boxing or grappling is way better cardio than either. Fighters can train that run/swim/bike for days but swimmers and cyclist wouldn't last a five minute round (just based off cardio not getting knocked out or submitted)

Which of his books is worth reading?

>books
>worth reading

If its meditative, you aren't cycling right.
Theres a reason you have gears, minimum ride should be 25km if you're getting on a bike, minimum gear for a 6speed on flats should be 4, 3 on semisteep and steep hills for muscle gain.
Max gear for sprints if you're training fartlec using a bicycle.

That aside first time actual bike riders, prepare to feel like a 8 inch dildo has been pumped into your ass.

I think it would be wise for you to take your own advice.

He rode the bike to the gym, he wore his belt to bring it to the gym you fag

What about rowing? I can cycle for hours, a half hour on the rowing machine is 10x the workout.

Is _______ /fit? If it helps your fat ass lose weight it’s fit. Cycling is no different. I bought a bike to supplement my lifting program and it has paid off great. Every ride is ~30 miles with at least an hour and a half at my target hr. I’ve lost a shit ton of weight and I can see all four heads of my quads now. No looking back, brothers.

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Why would I? You're absolutely correct. I love biking, and despite the fact that I bike to my gym, I still end up using the stationary bike (because the seat/pedal orientation is different, so it activates my quads in a different way)

Yeah, but even owning a bike is already 10x gayer than rowing, let alone riding around town with your little tush on display. Rowers are barely gayer than standard homos.

I cracked my moms bicycle out yesterday to practice for my Motorbike maneuvres test for free. Since I had a few shakes to my confidence and my balance and faith in the bike was fucked.

I expected it to be gimmicky and about as true to life as pic related (since I'm training on 650cc bikes) but it worked a fucking treat. It's much harder to balance a bike and since the back brake is where the clutch is it transfers really well skillwise and it was alot of fun and relaxing aswell.

I'll tell you what though I'm hoping the bikes a piece of shit cos getting that fucker uphills is far harder than when I was fucking 10.

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LOL you just can't go 5 minutes without getting poked in the butt you fucking gaybo.

You fucked 10 bikes up a hill?

and I'm saving my load for you, princess.

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I do both, but from a longevity perspective swimming is way better. Have you ever injured yourself while swimming? It's literally almost impossible. Meanwhile, I fuck up my body all the time while grappling.

true. Not him but having wrestled once made me ten times the athlete and worker I was before but after 25 you gotta weight up the consequences.

I like to grapple with my little twangy dingle that pokes out the front of my pelvis. I feel like that's a pretty good workout but when I try to walk around I can barely get 10 paces. So I think you're wrong.

nigga I neverrrr ride my bike in the city anymore, it's just unpleasant for everyone. Go out to some trails for the real affect. I live in southern Ontario and once you get out of the city all the casual normies dwindle away and you're pretty much by yourself biking with your tunes through lush green farm fields with the cooling breeze on your face.

But right now it's February so you'd have to be a lunatic to bike right now.

I've learned to almost entirely avoid traffic by taking back-roads and cutting through neighborhoods. When high traffic areas are unavoidable (which is pretty rare if you explore or look at maps for alternative routes) just use common sense. Never ride against traffic. I see a lot of retards doing this. Most people that are making right turns will not see you until the last second. Always ride with traffic, basically pretend you are in a vehicle. Always be on the lookout for people making left turns in any intersection. Use lights at night. Basically just be aware and don't do stupid shit.

I’ve been biking 2 days per week and lifting 4. It’s great my thighs have grown and my cardio is way up I can climb up hills no problem now

>riding 100km in jeans

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Every time I see this pic I picture Arnold getting pissed off, picking up the bike, bending it half, and throwing it across the street, all while screaming in his austrian accent. It makes laugh my ass off.

>the only two materials on this planet is denim and spandex

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Arnold's aesthetics here is excellent

Crosscountry is the thinking mans cardio

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name a single other one. i'll give you a really long time to think. google if you want.

ok it's been 15 minutes since your post. got one? i'm waiting...

30 minutes. come on, you can use google, use whatever you want. you must be wearing something other than spandex or denim.... maybe look at your tags....

ok faggot it's been 45 minutes, you got nothing. i'm right, you're wrong, i'm straight, you're gay, i'm cis, you're trans, i don't got downs, you got downs, etc.

80s looked like such a fun decade

>abbreviating "picture" to "pic" when it's a noun
>not abbreviating "picture" to "pic" when it's a verb
why is everyone but me so retarded

He said ultimate cardio, which I understood as the cardio that gives you the best endurance. I wasn't taking longevity or injury risk into it. I still think sparring/grappling will give you much better endurance than anything else bar none. Pushing your body to the limit almost always results in injury, regardless if your training strength, size or endurance.