How do girls get such toned bodies for the summer?

We're talking about straight guys, goober.

>what are CBT threads

should be in /soc/

This is mind blowing to me. I know they’re the same people in both pics but my brain just wont believe it

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I refuse to believe this. How the fuck is that even possible?

Shit like this has unironically made me even more insecure.
Idk if people see me differently on Instagram/snapchat and then get turned off when/if they see me IRL.

Amen to that

Only if you use filter/edit your picture. Unironically be yourself when you make pictures.

Makeup conditions the woman to ruthlessly lie because it subconsciously creates a dual personality.

I don't get this pic. You can see she is straight out of Auschwitz in all the pictures, is she supposed to not look like an anorexic in the first pic???

Birdman is a legend lmao.

>long distance grainy shot looks worse than a closer pic from right behind

Omg women how dare you

t.

A man of culture.

Checked

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I don't edit/filter pics
I'm talking about basic lighting/ face angle etc.

look at the curve of her hips and ass in the before and after. shes a tiny fridge

Maybe you shouldn't make pictures at all if your ugly face depends so much on light and angle?

This thread is gold

How can I keep my pussy from eating my underpants when I squat? My pussy chomps half those fuckers straight up its throat by the time I hit three reps. And I'm already wearing big fat period panties so it's not like it's a thong problem. I wind up having to pull the front of my yoga pants out, reach down in there, and (very conspicuously) use several swipes of my finger to dig a quarter cup of cotton out of my cave. I'm making everything I touch smell like my sweaty pussy. Last time I went to the gym, I could smell my own fucking pussy on the equipment before I even started. People have to be noticing. Help!!!
Love,
Mom

Time to post this again

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So where's the place where you can see a women at least 80% of what they actually look like? The gym? I know they can wear corsets but it's easily noticeable and their makeup stands out more when they're huffin and puffin

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>at least 80% of what they actually look like? The gym?
Yes

>Ugly face
I'd rather have an ugly face than not knowing if I'm good or bad.
Uni friends constantly tell me to date someone and one of my uni Bro's gf told I was too cute and adorable to not be dating someone.
Maybe I'm just mentally fucked up. But shit like this doesn't help. Anyway, sorry for the blog post.

>we guys
nice try ashley

>Mewing Not even once

have you tried not wearing panties? or yoga pants for that matter you thot?

>a girl calls you adorable
If a girl ever calls you that she doesn't see you as a threat at all, hell I bet she'd be comfortable enough to sleep naked in bed with you without worrying about you making a move on her. You don't want to be called adorable by a women that you're trying to get inside of

of course

>2019
>not knowing the best room and time of day for lighting
>not getting a small pump on before pic
>not knowing our angles
>not getting a semi erection

>user youre so pretty, take your pick from the 10,000 beta orbitors you have already

>b-but im too ugly •w• awooooo~~

shut the fuck up

use a squat plug, but for your cunny

the swimming pool you brainlet

haha that's so gross and I bet it'd be even more gross to smell after you left the equipment haha

this nigga is thinkin.

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gotta make sure theyre actually swimming though.

like the beach they could just be sitting there getting a tan and not getting their face wet even if they go in.

i would pick her up and throw her in the ocean, and laugh as she kicks and screams every step i take toward the water.
>DONT THROW ME IN THE WATER IM NOT JOKING PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN NOW YOU CREEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! PUT ME DOOOOOOOWN
she puts up a violent struggle, far more than she would during a "rape".
because too a woman, theres nothing worse than her face without makeup.
it exposes who she is underneath, not just outwardly but also inwardly. it shatters her delusions of how amazing and beautiful she is, she fights, she claws and bites.
SPLASH

this. 99% of girls dont go in.
this is how you know if your girlfriend is wife material.
if she only sits on the beach, and if she wears makeup to the beach. dump her immediately.
but, if she doesnt put on makeup, and she plays in the water like shes a kid again, then wife her up.

Haha woot

I swim 3 times a week and not a single young girls does that at my pool. They're all either over 35 or asians

If you see a cute chick on the beach and want to check if she's legit just dress up like a muslim and splash her face with water. When she realizes it isn't acid she won't even be mad at you.

thats because young white girls are garbage friendo.
see this.
this is how you tell the quality of a woman.
old women dont give a fuck about their webs of lies and deceit, those days are over for them.
and asian women in general dont give a fuck either, theyre comfortable with who they are.

>young white girls are garbage friendo.
Only American ones. Euro girls are much better

Are you euro or just assuming?

uhhhh no. im british, and youre wrong

>Comfortable with who they are
Also for the fact that literally ALL Asian countries including middle East are very open about their opinion on appearance. A fatty gets called fatty. Same with skinny, Manlet, lanklet,whore everyone. That shit wouldn't work in western world.

Please tell me you are not talking about british "girls"

ive been all around europe and america.
american white girls are garbage, but british women are even worse if you can imagine that.
scandinavian women are desperate and easy, very very loose and unintelligent, i laid 2 in the first night i was in sweden
and med women are also whores, but slightly less (not by much).
i havent experienced eastern euro slav girls in their home countries, but i meet plenty here in england.
theyre prettier than british women (all women are), but theyre also massive whores, possibly worse than british girls, minus them getting drunk every night.

also american white women are dumb as rocks. i got laid based solely on my accent alone. theyre whores i didnt even try to pick any up, and still got over 7 of them, all i wanted was to see the sights and it turned into a sexpedition unwillingly

>i laid 2 in the first night i was in sweden
guessing this only works if you're brown.

fair enough, im half pakistani

Nope, a lot of make up is water proof nowadays

damn looks like it 2nd generation worked

>cbt threads
>real men

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You probably met some polacks. Don't even class them as eastern europeans. They're absolute low class scum.

t. Russian in England.

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Haha, don’t kid yourself.

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No offense but I always assumed those there the gay guys on Jow Forums.

Breh

Not him, but slightly agree. Polacks are easier and slutier but eastern Europeans are equally easy as well. Some of them just seem dumb due to language barrier.
t. Indian.

>having an instagram account

it's like you people enjoy getting brainwashed by marketing scams

and fags arent real men.
whats your point?

you are so based and yet you use reddit spacing, why?

There is no space between the quote and the greentext so it's okay not actually reddit spacing

Maybe in the UK, but an indian would have a very hard time in ukraine or russia lol.

Based Korean Beauty poster

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based tibs poster

>Maybe UK
I was talking about eastern Europeans in eastern Europe. Very less normal people desu. Many of em are extremes. Outright racists kek or craving for dark skin. My average height and dick size didn't seem to matter to them.

uhh, there actually is space though

don't be autistic user

Oh ok, I'll just not be autistic! Why haven't I thought of that?

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I’d like to make a contribution

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No you wouldnt, ugly people have it on hard mode, and life is tough enough

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Höhöhö

cope. No one wants dark skin in Russia or Ukraine. Maybe in some shithole eastern european country like Romania. Most girls here are racist as fuck.

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This is probably the most shitty post ive read today but it has about 3% of truth in it

No, no we don't. Speak for yourself faggot

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Cope: the post
>Implying Russia and Ukraine aren't equally shit.
Kek
>Most girls here are racist as fuck
I'm a zoomer, so most people I knew were Uni fags. Out of that, 30% seemed openly racist. Others were pretty relaxed desu.
Hungarian qts tho. Hnnnng.

>Implying Russia and Ukraine aren't equally shit.
Far better than shitting on the street.

So you're not in russia or ukraine. Of course people in other countries will have different views. I ain't talking about hungarians. Russians shouldn't even be considered eastern European, far different mentalities and views.

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what the FUCK

this larp tho

Based and red pilled.

>Talking/comparing eastern European countries
>H-heh it's be-better than your third world country
Fucking brainlet cope.
Don't live in India.
>So you're not in Russia or Ukraine
I should've specified, this was in Moscow & St.P
>so most people I knew were Uni fags. Out of that, 30% seemed openly racist. Others were pretty relaxed desu

>we guys
Stop cuntposting any time, sweetie.

>Love,
>Mom

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dios mio. is this real? im quitting instagram for life. everything is a lie.

LOL, you're chatting absolute shit. I can tell, you would not be welcomed like that in st p. especially as a manlet indian. Keep dreaming

>Actually thinking there's make up you can swim with