What are the odds a trained fighter who can lift 2/3/4/5 can defeat a 400 lbs silverback with his bare hands?
What are the odds a trained fighter who can lift 2/3/4/5 can defeat a 400 lbs silverback with his bare hands?
Henry Robinson
Blake Rivera
About 0
Eli Cox
>bare hands
The strength of humans is their abilities to use complex tools and to cooperate with other humans.
Nicholas Kelly
I lift 2/3/4/5, I'm 6'2 and weigh 260lb, I think I would be able to kill one of those fuckers if my life depended on it.
He's 140lb heavier sure, but he's only acting because of bare emotions and has 0 brain. I would throw a few jabs to his chin to get shit started and as soon as he would attack me I would dodge him, attack him from behind and strangle him to death.
Sure I would probably walk away with a few wounds but that fucker would be dead.
Jace Ross
Cope.
A human can cannot generate enough punching power to knockout a gorilla. Your hand would shatter once it made contact with pic related.
John Morgan
the gorilla will literally break you in half and bite the stupid head out of your body
i honestly wish you would try to fight a grown silverback so i could watch
otherwise be humble
Jordan Sullivan
I never said I knock him out, just to make the beast aggressive and remove some of his already low brain cell count.
Imagine being so fucking cucked that you get killed by some dumb gorilla
Not everyone is as weak as you, what is that faggot gonna do? Jump on a tree and grunt? Big wow... Meanwhile I would use my 20 inch arms to strangle him to death.
Levi Turner
I know this is bait, but
>a few jabs to his chin
Which will do nothing because of his huge neck muscles and dense skull.
>strangle him to death
See the previous point. You can't choke him out because his neck muscles are in the way. All he has to do is fall over backwards and crush you under his weight. Either that, or grab the arm you're trying to choke him with and flail you around like a ragdoll.
Michael Foster
0
Sebastian Collins
>you can’t choke someone cause their neck muscles
That’s not how a choke works dumbfuck, although yeah a silverback would probably kill 99% of human males, trained or untrained
Tyler Ramirez
why the reddit spacing?
Luke Nelson
>i would throw a few jabs to his chin
This is actually hilarious to me even if it is bait. I can just imagine some jackass manlet trying to punch a silverback in the chin then get his arm completely ripped off
Thomas Clark
100.0 percent of unarmed men
Kevin Allen
As long as you're really trained and not just think you are, pretty high
Jaxon Thompson
A healthy silverback would fuck up 100% of men unless you got super lucky and caught him off guard and pushed him off a cliff.
Charles Ward
apparently gorillas can lift 1800lbs of dead weight.
Austin Sanchez
god, i love this pasta.
>I would throw a few jabs to his chin
i always burst out laughing at this line
Lucas Green
50/50, either he does or doesn't.
Lincoln Adams
imagine one of those fuckers charging you
no amount of training will leave you standing after getting ran over by one of those things
Evan Thompson
rofl 1 hit would shatter any meat heads skull into 1000 pieces
Justin Ortiz
50%. A better question is, could a trained fighter who can lift 3/4/5/6 defeat a 700 lbs Siberian tiger with a hammer?
Alexander Peterson
>implying 350lbs of pure muscle won't have any resistance when pushed even when caught off guard
stop being a retard
Jackson Watson
The gorilla grabs you which is why you won't have a problem, tigers have claws that'll fuck you up. All the tiger is going to do is swipe at you then run away, swipe at you then run away, once you're body and brain is finally "yeah we're done," the tiger is just going to pounce and clamp your neck
Juan Thomas
Alexander Ramirez
If you have a proper hammer, not just a stick, pretty high
Nicholas Cook
Who would win in a fight, 10 mike tysons or 1 silverback gorilla?
Jaxon Young
Depends. How does the tiger hold the hammer? With his mouth or with his paws?
Asher Sullivan
Its possible to move 350lbs. If it's aware of you and resists then yeah it's hopless but if it was chilling out at the edge for some retarded non-existamt reason then you could do it
Levi Cooper
Why does Jow Forums have such a fascination with gorillas
Asher Bell
>he doesn't want to evolve into a pure mass of muscle and testosterone
never gonna make it
Parker Torres
the age old question.
lol
Jacob Gomez
they're just so awe-inspiring
Hudson Butler
wtf was that guy thinking. love how it slows down and the lion literally does not give a fuck
Nathan Hughes
>lion
A-user...
Angel Sanders
based
bluepilled
Jason Myers
I'm a little stronger than indicated lifts and I would be fucked against one of these things
Honestly if you think you can take one you're beyond delusional, these guys will one armed deadlift 800 lbs casually to get to a banana a researcher put under the weight while biting at like 600 psi
You're fucked dude, they will unironically do the anime thing of ripping your arms off of your still living body
Their leverages are so much better than yours you'd need to be well past the strongest man on earth to even have a chance
When you were a kid, did you ever grapple with an untrained person who had so much weight on you that your training effectively became worthless, because they could just overpower you from any position you were in, regardless of who had the mechanical advantage? It would be like that times five
Josiah White
Alright Jow Forums Larry Wheels vs a gorilla, who wins
Caleb Jenkins
>Bare hands
About a 0% chance. They can grab a live tree with their bare hand and snap it in half then yank it out of the ground roots and everything.
Connor Cox
Depends.
How many scoops did Wheels take that day?
Ian Howard
>a nigger vs a gorilla
Whats the difference?
Adrian Perez
They have one inch dicks
Michael Lopez
Like a greek statue
Christian Allen
humans would get fucked up by any other greater ape 1 on 1 w/o a weapon
Dylan Lee
>he thinks he can compress a gorilla's neck muscles to the point where he cuts off blood flow through the carotid arteries
Matthew Smith
Underrated
Anthony Lopez
Ok...
Luis James
Kek
Landon Sullivan
So do I
Justin Lopez
What if the human had a good steel sword?
Isaiah Bennett
How did they get the gorilla to bench with proper form? Do they even own a scapula?
Asher Lewis
You're right 4600 pounds sounds impressive... if it's like your first year lifting, but without proper form might as well be babyweight.
Dylan Evans
>Do they even own a scapula
No, only humans have scapula. Fucking retards, I swear to god...
Noah Green
Joe pls go
Nolan Cooper
What does having sex with the mentally handicapped have to do with God? Are you okay?
Michael Watson
Came to post this.
Samuel Flores
Back to Jow Forums, racist
Hudson Foster
Literal reddit post, this is you
Jacob Perez
post body
Luke Gray
about tree fiddy
Anthony Davis
>implying I couldn't snap the wrists off some lanky faggot low test orangutan
Keep lifting or leave
Caleb Ross
Henry Clark
Less than zero. Gorillas have tremendous strength for their size
Carter Perry
What about 2 guys who can lift 2/3/4/5 and weigh 250lbs vs a 1100lbs Kodiak Bear
Ryan Fisher
Do this. Have friend record your 400 lb silverback gorilla fight so we laugh at your...inevitable victory...yeah...not instant death...victory.
Liam Sanchez
That motherfucker would do one or more of these things:
>Bite a fucking limb off with that hydraulically operated jaw and teeth set
>Tear you to pieces with its bare hands because Gorilla muscle produces more force per unit mass than human muscle
>Break all the bones in your body because they are literally toothpicks when compared to a gorilla's
>Could use those extra 140lbs and just run into you and put your ass on the floor.
But it would be cool to watch
Jackson Barnes
lmao that bear looks soft as fuck
one good hook to the cheek and i've have that fucker out COLD
Jordan Howard
jesus fuck, for some reason I always think of big things as slow, but that just ain't right now is it. Mirin that explosive power
Cameron Martin
youtube.com
Don't even try climbing trees to escape
Carter Gonzalez
JAMIE PULL UP THAT VIDEO OF THOSE FUCKING GORILLAS
youtube.com
Brody Thomas
Mother fucker. I was JUST about to post this.
Evan James
But black bears ain't shit, though.
They weight anywhere from 100lbs to 240lbs, they're about as tall as a man, and if you get your arms around it's neck, it's fucking fucked.
Juan Murphy
Great minds think alike
Ian Allen
I hit that at two months, fucking gorillalet
Xavier Phillips
I can fight better than you can
I am stronger than you are
I can shoot better than you can
I am smarter than you are and that's why I know it is a bad idea to fuck with a gorilla bare handed
At the very least I could defend myself against a mad gorilla with a good fooken spear provided it can pierce its skin
I could kill a gorilla with a gun but I'd have to headshot the fuck and I wouldnt want to be close range and fucking miss or piss the gorilla off
You would shit your fucking face if you would fight a gorilla and I bet you ve never seen a silverback too. You could have 30inch arms the gorilla would still rape you. You don't imagine how strong a gorilla actually is and it has a very nasty bite too. Or do you think you are faster than a gorilla with your fat 20inch arms? The gorilla would bite your fucking head off and use your body as a fleshlight you delusional cunt.
Landon Edwards
yet you would shit your pants should you ever meet one
Wyatt Allen
>looks
>
Gabriel Price
Nathan Sanchez
Can you drag a man as effortlessly as this? youtube.com
Isaiah Torres
how to go turtle-mode?
Tyler Morales
There have been stories of humans killing bobcats and cougars with their bare hands before but a gorilla would be physically impossible. humans have the brains to make weapons and tools. That's what we kill with.
Andrew Long
>How much test did he inject that day?
Xavier Brown
Go for the eyes and that faggot animal is as good as dead
Ethan Stewart
Low quality bait or literal autism
Liam Sanchez
Every "I can wi" post in this thread is obviously bait. Its a gorrilla
Eli Ortiz
2 in 10 if the guy has those lifts and is highly trained in jiujitsu. Still not worth anyone ever trying.
Jack Young
damn, look at that takedown defense. Right gorilla stuffed that double-leg
Oliver Sanchez
Absolutely. One thing apes lack that I have in abundance; speed and strategy
Ryan Sullivan
If that's 250lbs solid muscle, go for it
Ayden Green
I've been fishing before and had a black bear come up next to me with her cub. As long as they know you're there and don't surprise them you have nothing to fear.
Grizzly bears (like the one in your pic) are fucking scary tho.
Adrian Perez
Fucking hunters man...scum, they should be hunted
Ethan Rodriguez
That was funny.
Andrew Phillips
Gorilla would probably be fucked assuming the human was in good condition and trained. People have killed polar bears with improvised weapons while half-starved. Plenty of big, strong species got hunted to extinction by man before we even invented metal-working.
Jayden James
this
stfu and kys
William Nelson
Because we hunted in groups and could trap animals, lead them off cliffs etc.
One dude with a sword would still be fucked