POST THE IDEAL MALE FORM

(bloatlords need not apply)

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Pic related.

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How do I get this body?

don't do anything

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imagine all the 13yos he's got in his stable

Lift natty for 1-2 years with at least one serious period of bulking, then cut somewhere between like 10-13% BF

oh boy is this the new Jow Forums meme?

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the virgin sapien vs THE CHADDOG

am i gay if i got a chub?

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>am i gay if i got a chub?
No, welcome to fit friend, you are one of us now and totally not gay.

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Tom Daley

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absolute unit mogs even bloatlord what the fuck?

t-thanks

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How do I get a gf with nice feet?

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Voicemogged and bodymogged
RIP to a /BLOAT/ legend.

Far left

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why do women's knee areas always look weird ?

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fpbp

>I hate women's knees
T. Charlie

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saved
no homo

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Based Zyzz poster

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Based megamind poster

If he would have you, I'd give you a pass on that senpai.

Man, his physique and beard in Hercules are goals

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hmm.

RIP good sir.

They lock them

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They said he was 160lbs at 6'1 in this picture.

Best post

2300 years ago and they knew. they KNEW

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how does one get this body

>slay two cobras as a suckling babe
>kill legendary lions and boars and birds and horses barehanded
>clean out a stadium full of poop
>drag a legendary bull back home
some other routines I forget but that's the gist of it.

It’s not actually based on reality. It’s the fittest god.

>clean out a stadium full of poop
He diverted a river to do this one. Surprising to see that knucklehead use his noggin for once.

Frog mode

MASSIVE synthol injections and surgical insertions of new Obliques.
Compare Hercules to Rich Piana

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>Cannot see his body for 98% of the webm

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Zeus was bigger, Hercules was supposed half his size. point is the Ancients knew what jacked looked like

>Compare Hercules to Rich Piana
Hercules didn't waddle from place to place. He got shit done

Unironically and objectively speaking the best physique on earth.

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What an odd choice.

>kill snakes as a babe
>kill lyre instructor as a lad
>kill family
>kill lion in wrestling match
>kill giant venomous snake
>wrangle fast as fuck hind
>wrangle giant boar that killed adonis
>divert two rivers to clean out massive stables home to immortal livestock in one day
>kill a king that doesn't honor deal for cleaning massive stable
>kill man eating birds
>wrangle bull
>wrangle man eating horses
>kill amazons
>shoot arrows at the sun
>kill a two headed dog
>kill a three headed giant
>herd cattle
>kill giant that can't be killed while touching the ground
>squat heaven
>wrangle the three headed guardian dog of the underworld
>kill another king that won't let you fuck his daughter
>be in femdom relationship
>kill the eagle that was eating a titan that gifted humans with fire
>sack troy before sacking troy becomes vogue
>surprise death and bear hug him until he spares someone's life

what's the point of living if you don't have long legs like this

like a BOSS amirite

God he's pretty

>tfw no buddy who's equally as handsome as you to lock arms with in a totally non gay way

i think about zyzz every day

RIP bloat brudda

(He has nudes, thank me later)
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