How does one assmax?

walking lunges, backward lunges, sprinting and lateral leg raises, the shit you see women do on youtube but with ankle weights after you get the hang of it, also hip thrusts, start without any weight.

I’ve got this. It’s pretty nice bc a lot of my extra bf is stored in my ass

That butt doesn't look real

>I want to have an ass that women grab without my permission.
No you don't.
It gets annoying.
Especially when the thots and gay guys have that billy madison tier "must touch the heiny" look on their face and the grab the asses of their significant others.
You'll take to wearing loose fitting pants and long shirts to hide your virtue from the leering eyes of sexual predators.

How do you get the exact opposite to avoid looking like a massive faggot?

Why not?

Have Miley Cyrus DNA

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oh lord jesus that's disgusting. Please never post that again

chris hatton, got porn out. got an onlyfans.huge dick too.

I'm doing bulgarian split squats, weighted back extensions and the bad girl machine.

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Don't listen to anyone on here OP. I'll tell you one solid quick way to get an ass. Rucking.