Tfw i'm too Jow Forums

>tfw i'm too Jow Forums

how do i stop getting 'mires bros. i unironically only got fit because i wanted to be healthy. but im super autistic and cant handle all the mires i get.

literally when i wear a t-shirt in public girls all stare and me and giggle in their little groups. or when i go to swim after gym all the dudes in the locker room will be secretly glancing at me. one time these two 11yo's were getting changed next me and one of them said super loud "holy shit he's ripped" and everyone in the lockers turned to me.

fucking hell bros. how do i stop this. i just want to be healthy. i didnt ask for these situations. i spill my spaghetti every time i go out because of shit like this

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If you're not trolling see a therapist

Post your a picture of your body

Post body

Post body

Your problem isn't that your fit, your problem is that you're autistic. Learn some social skills you idiot.

Post body

Post body and your anime figures or you are larping

Post body

Boo hoo hoo post body

o-okay just let me take a pic first

Don't forget the animu pillow please

t. webm related

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Holy fuck please be bait

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nice bait

OH NO NO NO

Pajeet...my son...

"ripped"

I could snap you in two you fucking twink

Holy shit put me in the screencap

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why?

this is some good bait

kek quailty thread OP

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Because members of the opposite sex find you attractive and instead of being okay with this you are averted and fearful. This is not healthy or normal.
>how do i stop this
Next time a cute, polite, kind girl mires you just say hello. Not all chicks are retarded, some wont mind your autism. As you begin to date them your autism will melt away. Isolationism = bad.

B8

i don't know what's going on just put me in the screencap

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>Bruh, not to be egotistical, and all, IN THE MOST HUMBLE WAY POSSIBLE, why am I so perfect? I can't handle just how awesome I am. Help, my fellow Jow Forumsizens, I've achieved everything you strive for and it's just a minor annoyance now.

Eat a bullet.

>Hello? I'd like to report a twink

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>the call that saved fit.jpg

Based. Ignore all the fatties in this thread trying to cope.

This is what women want

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dios mio...

LMAAAAOOOO

The absolute delusion

The strongest man in India. Is it nice getting mired by cows user?

>"holy shit he's ripped"

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kek

POO

Is he using a fucking tablet as a phone?

delet

LOLOLOL

>not using a tablet as a phone
twink

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You have an average face that is leaning towards derp. But hey, you almost have relaxed breathe abs.

Sorry guys. I've been doing a lot dick ups.

Near the end of last year my penis became sentient and started posting while I sleep.

Please disregard this thread and all other threads it makes.

kacey neistat lookin ass

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Sounds like you need nofap brother

See you in the /humor/ threads lad

Guys, use reverse search

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Yikers

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I know a lot will take the piss out of this post OP, but I actually get it. I've lost 115lbs and packed on a decent amount of muscle and my body is looking decent. Years ago, when I started to get attention for it - I didn't know how to cope with it. Literally felt uncomfortable.

In short, keep at it and you'll get used to it, get confident, probably end up going too far the other way like I did where your ego blows up, and then you'll start to feel comfortable in your own skin and take yourself a little bit less seriously. Either way, life is good this way, enjoy it and get used to it.

Kek best laugh I've had all day

What. The. Fuck. Man

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Big yikes moment

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Nice b8 m8

This is why i love /fit

>using self checkout
Absolutely cucked

jfc

I didn't get fit, and I didn't even make it. I just lost enough weight to dip a toe into the healthy BMI range and everyone at work kept commenting and I couldn't handle that, so ive been eating like a fatass for 3 straight weeks and I'm up 15 lbs. Started at 250, got down to 170, now I'm 185.

I've been doing 14 hour shifts in kitchen and I'm dyel within 6 months.

Not being Jow Forums anymore is the easiest thing in the world. Boring though.

Constructive advice: find a new hobby to take up your gym time.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

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Unironically this

Imagine actually looking like this lol

LMFAO