Which body would you rather have?

which body would you rather have?

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right
tattoos are degenerate and make you ugly and distract from the naturally beautiful aesthetics of the human body

weird, left looks like he's wearing a muscle suit or something

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Based Drachenlord poster

medl leude

That dude wishes he was Brad Pitt.

>pasty
>iswearilikerap tattoo collage
>soft pink nipples
>takes off shirt 2 mins into performance

pitt all day

>would you rather have
as in which boy would I rather fuck, right? because they’re both mega twink mode?

Easy

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Adam Levine is a prime #metoo candidate. I can’t wait till they go after his ass. He’s trying way too hard with his “girls like you” song and sheeit.

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pretty retarded but im onto something. bradd with bigger muscles and his face would look retarded, while jason has face for that meathead monkey body. levine looks totally retarded.
>inb4 how dare sai meatheiiid soiboi.
just larping as normalfag lads

which one

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basiert und meddlgepillt

Is that Bam Margera

Now that is a fucking back

Metal people \m/

Left because im scandi

The one without the cringey tryhard tattoos

Brad objectively looks great, but do normalfags actually think the guy on the left looks good?

Ho boy

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