HAHA just mogged a guy I never met

Alright guys I'll keep this short and sweet.
>me me, 24 and decently built.
>at friends birthday dinner
>cute blonde girl alone
>walk up, say hi
>halfway through our conversation she mentions she has a boyfriend and isnt interested in me
>say " Well does your boyfriend workout"
>her- "um.. no"
>ask "who's bigger your bf or me?" While flexing my biceps subtlety
>"well I guess you"
>"HA so you think I'm buff then?"
>she sarcastically replied "well obviously you know you ARE"
Tfw mogged a guy I never met

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Are you autistic haha

Wow cool story man

A guy thought you was a cunt

Epic

Autism

>ugh this loser won't leave me alone, those biceps are barely 13 inches lol better play along in case he roofies me or something, hopefully he'll fuck off soon

Aha yeah man nice mog! Real proud aha

A girl

This is so pathetic its funny

Nice

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incels rise up

I feel genuinely embarrassed for you OP

Huh? Why. I have 17 inch biceps lmao her boyfriend doesnt even lift. COPE

why she said she isn't interested in you ?what did you tell her?

I introduced myself, she asked what I do for fun and I told her I lift and told her my totals ect

LMAO op was giving off rape-ish vibes and she wanted to get rid of him as fast as possible.

mogging a guy and still not getting the grill interested in you.
you are the cope

and she just said she isn't interested out of no where?

Nice bait faggot

I hope this is bait.

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Alpha as fuck

>>"well I guess you"
>Because I made up I have a boyfriend so you'd stop talking

If you go around telling people you lift and start flexing, youre very far from making it.
Its supposed to be the other way around, dumbass.

genuinely hope this is bait
she's laughing with her friends behind your back now OP

>and I told her I lift and told her my totals ect
I entirely believe that a Jow Forumsizen would do this. This is not bait.

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I like the fact that you ironically ran to the internet to show how not insecure you are.

Well done!

you sound like a retard

>be me
>only girl at party
>some autistic dyel keeps looking at me
>starts walking over to me
>he's wearing new balance runners with jeans lmao
>trytoescape.exe
>keeps looking at my tits before blurting out hi
>try not to engage
>he keeps flexing his puny arms
>starts telling me how much he workouts
>pretendtohaveaboyfriend.gif
>sarcastically tell him how big his muscles are

>"short and sweet"
More like cringe and super gay.

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>he's wearing new balance runners with jeans lmao
W-what's wrong with that?

I don't know why but it sounded like you wanted to hit on her boyfriend after she declined.
>so uhmm does your boyfriend even lift
>uhh can I get his number and "MOG" him
>haha no homo I just wanna show him my biceps

Absolutely nothing short of based
Stfu faggot this isn't realistic one bit. Learn to write in a more compelling way.

Not him but wearing running shoes when not actually out for a run is autistic af. It's ok if you're a teenager but you should try harder if you're an adult. Like put some effort into your outfit. I'm not saying you should go full /fa/ but at least don't wear sports gear casually.

Laughed autistically at this.
>I just wanna show him my biceps, haha
>D-do you think he'll like my quads?
>How easily do you guys have anal sex together? Does he fit really good?

Maybe if you're actually going out and doing something. If you're just running errands who gives a shit. If you actually look like you lift you can look like a sikcunt in joggers and a tshirt.

Not a mog if you can't be fitted in a group or he's not aware he's being mogged

Looking forward to this. Being able to wear whatever I want.
I autistically don't know to dress.