Had 8 0.5l beers this week If one beer is 250 kcal that means 2000 kcal, I have gained 0.5 kg. So now I will starve myself for entire friday so I can spend at least 1000 kcal and be ready enough to booze myself up.
How retarded am I?
Nathan Cook
Charles Nguyen
This bitch has a crazy tongue
Josiah Taylor
How do u know? Can u post proof?
Evan Perry
She'll suck your dick without you touching her lips
Luis Myers
forgot pic
Logan Hernandez
Gib qt tomboy gf
Chase Jones
They're the best
Sebastian Long
i want to snoo snoo her
Julian Rodriguez
This is now a tomboy thread
Robert Sanders
Looks like a twink. Absolutely disgusting
Carter Wood
>tfw have qt short haired braphog gf
>tfw she wants to get extensions
Evan Diaz
Low test and blue pilled
Wyatt Rivera
>small dick
fixed it for you
Chase Perez
How do you know op's dick size
Eli Walker
High test and homopilled
Adrian Rogers
OP here. my dick is quite nice. A bit above average and quite thick
Gavin Robinson
bump. enough about my lovely lovely dick, pls answer the original question. tnx.
Colton Rivera
>tfw i have a fat girlfriend with short hair
Gross dude
Parker Diaz
>looks like a twink
>actually isn't
Unironically my fetish.
Nicholas Garcia
This is her boyfriend, pasty reject who looks like he posts on /mu/.
Cooper Howard
Current. Current boyfriend. I didn't even know she was already legal.
Ayden Diaz
What the fuck just kill me already.
Colton Peterson
She's 17 but I saw her nudes on /b/ like a year ago. Happy hunting.
Chase Sanders
Fuck nudes, I want to see more pics of her dressed in exact combo as in op.
Luis Harris
she has them on her tumblr, you can find the url via research image search
Matthew Green
Pretty sure there's a whole set.
Mason Walker
>tumblr
That's gone, buddy.
Julian Hall
My lunch break is over and I must go back to work and my dick is about to explode. Fuck, help bros. Feed me, 4 hours until I am free to search for it.
Asher Anderson
You know you can just go to the bathroom and have a quick wank, right? Unless you're one of those people that have to be at their workplace all the time.
Samuel Gutierrez
nah man, couple of meetings of my companies division in a row, annoying shit.
William Barnes
I don't know, sit in the back and wank under the table.
Isaiah Turner
A lifetime of watching porn has taught me you can have a qt assistant sucking away under the table and no one will notice.