>another early morning at the gym >another perfect female working out right next to me >another set painfully trying to look anywhere but at her beautiful scantily clad sweaty feminine body >finish my set >move to the cables and pull up bar section >she moves and starts doing an exercise on the next cable over >she moves to the lat pulldown machine >directly across from the seated row machine im using next >use it anyway but try to be respectful >she finally leaves >virginitypreserved.jpg >finish my workout in the corner of the gym >another perfect beautiful thot starts working out next to me >walks around, doesnt seem to do anything specific >walking away where i could easily check her out but i dont >bends over doing some meme bullshit >want to look so bad but dont >literally left my last gym because people started notice i was staring >i didnt even mean too, i just dont notice im doing it until its done >girls basically working out in lingerie and i just have to pretend i dont see them, thanks feminism
its like they want you to look, but if you dont you are a beta and you do youre a creep. i know none of these girls would give me the time of day but for some reason I'll always feel like i want to talk to them, i can't help but be attracted to every cute girl i see in the gym. theyre showing their bellies, they sweat, they flex their muscles, they dont wear a lot of makeup and fucking yoga pants on EVERY GIRL EVERY DAY. what the fuck? It feels like theyre just toying with you because they can, because it makes them feel so hot. As a man ive felt attractive like 3 or 4 times in my life and these bitches triple that by 6 am on weekday. i want a gym thot gf so bad bros it hurts.
Carry a gas mask to the gym and equip it when they're around so your mental state isn't altered by their brap scent
Nicholas Richardson
>women >working out early in the morning >especially gymthots
lolno, fake and gay. Women, especially these types, have zero discipline and never go to the gym in the morning. They always go in the afternoon/evening
Tyler Martin
This is unironically the ideal female form. Holy shit nothing else comes close.
Then keep working out until you are big enough for one of them to approach you. Seems like rudimentary stuff, mate.
Benjamin Brown
sometimes when i'm out and i see a pretty girl showing off her body/tits in tight clothes i just want to make her pay for making me feel like i do. who is she to stir up these feelings and then know i will nevr have a chance with her? what makes her feel so safe? does she think the police will save her? does she think they will be fast enough to stop what i will do?
When you get that “big” they’ll just be intidmidated along with every other normie in the gym. Feels good tho
Jose Brown
*intimidated
Easton Sanchez
seek help
Isaiah Martin
another incel thread
Liam Thompson
Id hate fuck this girls mouth so hard that the cum would drip out her nose the dirty whore
Evan Thomas
thats what i thought, why do you think i was there early? but theres always at least somebody at the gym, even at 3am. besides, how else would they get the snapchat filter? >5:30 am gym sesh #fit
Why not start a conversation with the thot between sets? Get her info and possibly fuck later?
is that so hard?
Jacob Sanders
not if you dont take steroids.
Jordan White
Morning and evening are pussy hours. Morning for the “I want to be a fitness model” types and evening for the meme machine gymthots
Tyler Sullivan
This isn’t the pornhub comment section you retarded boomer
Asher Baker
I’m on a bloatbulk right now huehue.
Mason Hall
Dyel detected
Isaiah Garcia
I swear this shit is a Jewish trick Thots everywhere it’s hard to keep your composure if you’re not smart about it
Connor Parker
>h-hey are you working out? but seriously, how would you go about talking to someone in a gym? the only thing that even makes sense would be to start by complimenting them, and if you read the signals wrong youd look stupid in front of everyone else there. plus everyone wears headphones. it just seems like a bad time and place to talk to girls even tho i desperately want to. id hate to be known as 'that guy'
lol fuck off virgin it was in context to her being a low status whore that thinks shes worth the gym being her personal film zone to do meme shit
Caleb Sullivan
Why did she look at the guy passing like that
Lucas Rivera
Stop being a beta cuck and make eye contact like a dominant male. If she smiles you're in. if she looks away move on or go back to working out. Obviously don't wander around like a weirdo looking at chicks. It's not rocket science.
Confidence. That's all you need.
I mean if you can bench 225 lbs but cant look a women in the eyes you might as well KYS because you're going to die alone.
Christian Sanchez
It’s not about being alpha/beta, it’s about denying these gym thots the attention they crave.
William Ross
That's the thing I hate the most about these bitches. It's not their 8637 variations of hip thrusters, their obnoxious begging for attention, but the fact that they feel like they own half of the gym.
Bitches being 5'4/110lbs taking twice as much space as the 6'3/250lbs monkey doing deadlifts over there, and acting like I killed their dog when I dare walk next to them.
Caleb Rivera
>user ignores gym thot who wants some attention and continues to work out. goes home and plays fortnight alone.
>second user does not ignore gym thot and gives her the attention she wants. They exchange contact info and are fucking within a week. they live a long and happy life together.
Hmmmm. I wonder what the best choice is here...
Mason Foster
How about "how's your work out?" It's not that hard, I mean you could even comment on the weather. Begin with regular small talk and if she responds then just keep it up and maybe ask her for coffee if she seems into it.
Women are people in this sense as well, be confident and polite and eventually you will see results. Alpha-beta thinking will just keep you stuck in the rut of your own making because social dynamics are far more complicated.
Angel Torres
>user becomes another orbiter who likes all her instagram pictures >user ain’t getting laid Jeff
actual advice? what fucking board am i on? thanks, i didnt expect to get anything useful on here. this is some shit i feel like my dad shouldve told me. next time bros, next time.
Christian Perez
IKTF
I'm trying to do nofap and I have to get tested with this EVERY FUCKING DAY
Anthony Ramirez
probably from ego lifting on dumb shit like dumbell rows out of insecurity.
All women are whores or wannabe whores in their 20s. If you're waiting for the "nice girl virigin mary" type you should go into a medical induced coma until your 45 so you don't have to suffer alone through your best years.
Benjamin Rivera
got in the way of the "shot"
Jose Howard
Probably cause he walked in front of the camera shot
Nolan Rodriguez
One thing I have a hard time accepting, mostly because I was a fucking loser for most my 20s. It's like I'm super bitter and pissed I didn't get to go out doing what everyone else was doing and I hate them for it.
How do I fix
Isaiah Thompson
sigh... I also become sad when i see these kinds of walking semen extractors. I find solace in the idea that in one of the parallel universes this girl is draining my bone marrows dry.
accept what you can't change (i.e the past) and start moving forward.
t. wise boomer
Zachary Barnes
literally 22 pound DUMBBELL ROWS bitch, YOU DONT NEED A VIDEO OF THAT SHIT. NOBODY FUCKING CARES, YOU ARENT GOING TO WATCH IT. IT ISNT IMPRESSIVE. YOU AND WHOEVER IS FILMING THIS ARE IN THE WAY. i honestly wouldnt even be surprised if this was satire, but its better if its real. Its just inherently comedic. its like she really thinks hes the asshole for walking by while her and whoever is filming are just minding their own business. fucking genius.
Yeah that's the tough part, you can tell yourself that but those feelings of bitterness resurface when you hear a chick talking about being a whore at some point or something.
It's not as easy as I'd like it to be. Oh well, best thing I can do is get fit and fuck the whores and toss em
Landon Lewis
protip - do not ask a woman about her sexual past. no matter what the answer is you're going go down a negative path. Unless she's a virgin of course (haha ya right...)
Joshua Stewart
This is what big city cucks actually think. >inb4 you shouldn't have sex with your innocent teenaged second cousin
Ethan Cruz
>not having a sexual history that's on par with the average woman's Yikes
Ayden Jones
>fucking within a week >long and happy life Ask me how I know you're not in a LTR
Kayden Williams
If you're attractive and there is sexual tension between you and the chick there is absolutely no reason why you can't fuck within a week. Obviously you've met up a few times during that week...
Lincoln King
>its like they want you to look they're attentionwhoring
James Collins
Hire a male (gay) stripper to work out with you and work out uncomfortably close to thots.
There's no real downside, it's a professional relationship and chances are the stripper has to know quite a bit about working out to be a male stripper.
Ok fine, keep doing it your way. Get at me in 5 years and don't forget the wedding photos.
Hunter Roberts
I do not ask about that shit. It usually comes out of the woman's mouth.
Regardless, it all comes down to me being a little bitch. I'll just work my ass off and try to not let that stuff bother me.
Alexander Evans
>tfw shortsighted I truly feel blessed
Parker Thomas
just other day after the grocery store, my mom was picking shopping up and she gave me this look when she bent over. she bent over in that really slutty way that women do when they want the dick. and she looked behind me and with her hands touched her hair in the way that women do. when they want to breed, they touch the hands to their hair in that way that they do. i looked at my dad and he knows, son he look at me with his and then he looked down. when he see my mom he see me and look down. at his own son. and my mom, she had bent over to pick the shopping up. and she looked at me. hard to believe this i know. all because i'm big now. i know it's hard to believe. but it's true.
just noticed that, it's like she has bow legs, but on her arms. ewhh
Lucas Evans
If it helps you concentrate just imagine the smell from them working out. It would be sweaty and strong, I don't think anyone wants that
Julian Flores
keep it up guys, these threads always make me feel better about myself. its those damn dirty whores who wear leggings faults youre scared to look at them and make eye contact. carry on and remember to keep fighting the whores and thots who have dirty vile premarital sex
Josiah Martinez
why the fuck are you so self-absorbed that you think these thots dress like that so you can look at them? they just do it because they're thots and they have to show their bodies off now, they'll rot later.
Jaxon Sanders
Please post more gym thots. I need to increase my test levels before working out.
Luis Miller
>I don't think anyone wants that
Owen Perry
Cringe.
Jaxson Bell
can someone make this into a reaction image/gif?
Juan Smith
Bullshit, early morning is almost exclusively beautiful women.
Benjamin Morris
What an entitled cunt. The fact that she's not even handsome makes it more angring. Sorry for poor english
John Murphy
handsome is ussualy used for men.
try using words like "sexy" "fit" or Hot" for women
Thomas Reed
>not calling your gf handsome right before she pegs you
It's like you don't know what pleasure is
Jordan Baker
>2 perfect gymthots back to back in same hour How low are your standards? Bet they were just 5/10 faced girls with nice asses.
Caleb Peterson
yup. thats life as a man. i find girls with unique facial features very charming. especially on a nice body.
thot detected. whats stopping them from wearing gym shorts ir a t shirt? nothing is stopping them from wearing regular clothes except the fact that they know they wont get looked at, and yet you get stink eye for daring to give them what they clearly came to the gym for in the first place. i want to walk around the gym shirtless, shit id walk around the street naked if i could. but i dont because its wrong and people would give me the type of attention that i dont want, so o dont do it. if you wear pants hiked up into your pussy and no shirt to a crowded room full of mirrors and guys, you know exactly what you are doing and what you are there for.
>doing farmer walks in the gym in this turfed area meant for meme exercises and other dumb shit >i walk around the range of the turf as many times as i can >some cardio bunny comes in while i'm walking, stands RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and plops her ass down there, looking at her phone >i walk around her, imagining she's going to start do some stretches or meme exercises >she just looks around on her phone sitting there for a while before getting up and leaving the turf area to run on a treadmill
TIMES LIKE THESE MAKE ME WISH I WASN'T AN AUTIST BECAUSE I SHOULD'VE SAID HI TO THAT CUTE BITCH
Cooper Hernandez
Yea I'm big and tall (or at least not manlet height at 6'1-2) and they never approach. Stop this shit. Maybe my face is butt ugly, I don't know. I've always thought it's around average.
Elijah Ortiz
>haha nice post on the imageboard, sounds like you are a BETA, and not an APHLA like me. youd get CHICKS if you were more like me bro. haha yeah i get chicks, you guys are just scared little IN CELLS that cant get laid. unlike me, Im and ALPHA. bro you can talk shit about my shitpost all you want, but you came into this thread and literally postured to strangers on a tibetan mullet fishing forum about how confident you are around women. great content, you really add to the fun we were all having shitposting in this thread.
Or you can not be a creep and not engage people in conversation when they're working out.
Like, holy shit. You know how I met my ex? She came up to me after I did a 3pl8 deadlift and we hit it off (I mean, I later found out that I was just her rebound and we only stayed together for like, less than half a year, but the point is - don't approach women. Be good enough that they approach you.)
Joseph Reed
Did she really need to do it right next to a bench?
Asher Young
retard tier advice. women dont want to be the ones starting up a conversation. they want to see you build up the courage and risk talking to them, it makes them feel some type of way about themselves. also helps weed out he pussies. if you are waiting until you get fit in hopes of being approached, you could end up 25 without ever having had a gf.
Luis Moore
haha yea that would help. gross haha. Can you imagine how nasty her sweaty crotch must smell? ewww haha.
Parker Ward
Hi? You mean get the fuck out of the way?
Jonathan Taylor
I'd fuck the shit out of those midgets
Sebastian Morales
This guy knows what's up. This is why so many whores are into niggers nowadays. They just don't care about social limitations and approach literally every single half-attractive woman until one of them spread their legs. Women love bold men
Angel Smith
Well, he's not wrong. She isn't handsome at all.
Jaxon Gutierrez
I go after work at 5pm and there aren't really women around at that time. The gym that I go to isn't really popular with women as there aren't many machines and useless cardio equipment.
Levi Lee
>turfed area meant for meme exercises and other dumb shit
Do you go to a "club metro" by any chance? All of them have this meme exercise containment area. I hated on it at first but it keeps the goofy "functional training" types away from the free weights.
Daniel Walker
my elbows and knees do that too. its like the joint just goes a little further when completly extended. desu it makes tricep exercises a nightmare because you have to completly extend further than normal to engage them correctly.
Luis Gomez
>unique I can name you a few coastal cosmopolitan cities where that particular feature is practically the norm
Samuel Evans
If that type of thing actually offers an open space to do things like Farmer's Walks and walking lunges and the like, I would love it. I tried Farmer's Walks with DBs but I decided to stop because it was too much hassle trying to navigate around dumbasses in the way. At my gym now, there ain't even room so I don't even try.
Dominic Young
yeah my mom got super weird to be around when she realized in was getting bigger. at least she pays my gym membership now. She even started exercising too. shes not attractive to me anymore tho so im safe. it could all be in my head tho, i tend to make connections where there arent any.
