What's it like going to the pool/beach after getting Jow Forums?

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No idea, but sauna after a workout is divine.

Here's a story for ya bud.

>GOMAD (hyperbole) 2 years straight
>230lb 5' 9"
>drop 70lbs
>still keep some size and strength
>people like "woah, you're fit dude."
>with fat gone feel lump on my back
>thankfully not melanoma
>still tumor
>excised once
>grew back
>excised twice
>huge scar
>go onto beach
>"gross scar dude can I touch it."
>nobody cares about the weight loss anymore

>was fat
Was unpleasant, I felt like everybody was watching and laughing at me
>thin
Feels good. I don't have much gains so I'm invisible which I prefer much more. I don't want to be 'mired

WHO

Why would I go to the beach?

This. Anakin was right about sand and I unironically agree with what he said

You don't necessarily have to be Jow Forums if you want to attract girls at the pool or beach. Girls are literal retards when it comes to muscle, and when I was auschwitz mode they thought I was Jow Forums just because I had abs

Girls are also retarded when it comes to height, at 5'8" I manage to pass for 6'0"

>lump
>thankfully not melanoma
no shit do you even know what melanoma is

yeah it makes niggers black

When from zero attention at pool to all the girls wanting to fuck me. Yeah it helps.

no fucking way you passed for 6'0" at 5'8". maybe at 5'10", but that's such a huge difference. Did they just not call you out or did they actually buy it?

>GOMAD
>lost 70lbs

That's amazing! How did you do it?

>at 5'8" I manage to pass for 6'0"

No you don't. A lot of girls are 5'7" to 5'9". They'll realize that you're around their height or even a little shorter.

>tfw got Jow Forums but I have a ton of stretch marks on my back

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It's pretty awkward.

>at water park
>standing in line to go down giant twirling slide
>tween girls straight up STARING mouth open
>groups of chubby overly tatted college-age roasties following me to the hot tub waiting for me to start macking then seeming pissed when I ignore them
>other guys looking salty af
>the one other really fit guy in the whole place mean mugging "you are my nemesis" look
>the only hot thin chicks between 18 and 25 are lounging on the chairs phones 2 inches from their face the whole time

That's melatonin

Melatonin is the skin cancer thing. You're thinking of melancholic.

Kekd

Meal planning and not eating everything I see. I was eating like 4 pounds of ground turkey every day and I cut it down to like 300g with some oats and shit. Steady 1600-1900 calories over like 8 months with some cardio. Wasn't that hard but holy fuck if I eat like 1 butter tart I'll gain like 10lbs back now.

i also had a 3 inch tumor cut out of my back.

>the only hot thin chicks between 18 and 25 are lounging on the chairs phones 2 inches from their face the whole time
I see it every time. Hot women so retarded it hurts

>tween girls straight up STARING mouth open
so true lol

>at the mall buying jeans
>two 13-15yo girls run up
>"YOU HAVE NICE ARMS"
>they immediately run out of the store giggling
>store employees staring at me like im the pedo who forced them to say that
>is this what being catcalled feels like?

They don't want to ruin their make-up.

>Not leaning over to the qt behind the register and whispering
>"Don't worry, my cock would never fit in a girl that young."

>going to the beach
what are you some kind of faggot

post arms you stud

kek

They get so much attention through their social media that they need nothing else. Attractive women already have VR porn

Lol okay kid

lmao fucking /thread

That screams that they are lonely and desperate for the real thing.
Go up to them and talk to them.
They usually need to see a real face, real words, and a real touch.
A flawed man in the real world is worth a million perfect men and flattering words in a virtual one.

Her face is fugged

why is that image so funny to me

reddit

I want to see arms now. I get told I have arms to demolish buildings but I see myself as a perpetual tentacle-thin squid arm soiboi.

I once dated a 5'2" girl who swore blind she was 5'9"

They also like getting attention at pools. Just not by guys with ugly faces.

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Chicks dig it bro.

Idk. It's funny to me because the 2 heights that get along and are smug seem random and arbitrary, even if it is based on a meme.
I've gotten some obvious mires, but I also heard a group of girls talking about how it sucks to have a good body but not a good face, they were talking about me specifically. I was with some friends that don't work out. It stung.

>heard a group of girls talking about how it sucks to have a good body but not a good face
Damn bro thats rough

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If that's your body then that's your body. Use that as your reason to go even further and to have it as a reminder of how far you've come. It's not for everyone and it'll scare some people away but that's you and you're gonna need to own it, user.

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No a lot of girls are 5’4-5’5 lol.

But yeah, I doubt anyone mixes up 6’ and 5’9.

This

>before Jow Forums

Enjoy the pool/beach just like everyone else

>after Jow Forums

Oh man I wish I could have been a little more cut for this beach trip. Better keep my shirt on..

>tfw terrible wide excision hypertrophic scar on left shoulder
>tfw delts WERE the best aspect of my physique
>tfw now I have a gross sideways vagina on my shoulder that everyone thinks is a birth mark or something

Oh well, at least I'm not dead

You're basically ignored as people don't want to come off as gauking at you. But if you open up a conversation with some roastie IE asking for sunscreen or a lighter, you will witness them sperg out and offer their phone number or something.

>go to coffee shop
>just trying to order a coffee
>sperg out and stutter the retarded coffee name (fuck just call it BIG COFFEE not frapalattedunkacino)
>barista must have thought it was cute
>"Are you having this here? I'm about to go on my break..."
>"Yeah"
>she comes and sits with me
>gives me her number
I didn't ask for this

It sucks, but what can I do? I'm not a khv, so I suppose it could be worse.