Mire thread

not a mire per say but..

>go to gym
>theres this high test specimen chubby blond
>we have looked at each other a few times
>wearing super tight workout pants
>can see she is wearign thongs etc
>go do bulg split squats on some benches
>she comes doing bend over rows next to me
>she keeps looking at me thru mirrors and checks if im looking at her
>go do tricep pushdown. she comes near me to do them also

think i got my first gym thot hover. im a manlet an dyel as fuck but i got those genetic facial gains. i already have a chubby gf so meh :P

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no because I don't go out and when I do I have 3 layers on me because it's -30 so nobody can see anything but my 5/10 face

>”lol user you’re such a weird guy”
And you didn't banepost back? No wonder you're still a virgin.

Sort of a weird mire lately
>gf been saying that she likes how I’m stronger than her lately
>playfully making out with her, hold her in place once while she giggles and tries moving out of it
>after that she says she hopes I never hit her during an argument or something because she couldn’t fight back
O-okay.
Also not a mire but I still found whatever you call this recently fun
>short break during class
>walk out to get a drink
>walking back in, totally in my own head
>open door and start to walk up side aisle to the aisle where my seat is
>dont notice girl walking down to leave at same time
>almost walk into her, she instantly stares straight down at the ground and lets out a meek sorry
>let her pass then sit down
She’s the type of girl that normally comes off as a sassy and confident thot too. Maybe she thought I was going to kill her since my gf seems to worry the same for some reason

> At dentist waiting room
> Sit down and wait
> shitpost a bit on Jow Forums
> look around, see this 16-17 year old girl with her mum constantly looking at me
> I look back and she quickly turns away and smiles.

I'm 18 so its ok ;)

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>Selling blood
>Doctor lady tells me I've got the best veins shes ever seen
Little strange but literally my only mire outside of the family so I'll take it.

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If she looked 16-17 that means she's actually 14-15. I ain't judging tho

>Wow these veins are easy to stick a needle into
>MIRE CONFIRMED!!! SHE WANTS TH D

sign up for legit any stem class at ur community college. All the guys are fat soi and all the girls are fucking hot. easy mires easy puss because no competition.

Haha holy shit that second thing happened to me before too. I was walking to my seat and this girl stands up and doesn't see me coming, I tel her "excuse me" and she lets out like a retarded little babble and moves out the way embarrassed.
feelsgood.exe

next time grab her waist and say her tits are big. every day reflect on your missed opportunities to say something chad to a girl. after every convo with a girl reflect on what you did say vs what you could have said. after enough time of this you will encounter similar situations to the ones u fucked up and you can remember what you should have said.

truth.

>at work
>pass by qt and say squeeze me as in excuse me
>she starts squeezing my arms
>user you do work out!
>goes all day squeezing me

Should I go to HR?

Fuark I've had some nurses say that to me too when getting blood work done.
Gonna make it buddeh.

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>"No, just some push-ups before bed. Guess it's just good genetics."
>"Woah, woah, touching ain't free. You wanna touch you gotta give me sumtin"

gym thots working out near you is a natural boost.
use it to your advantage user.

Honestly if that happened to me I'd be somewhat flattered but I'd lose a lot of respect for her for being so presumptuous, walking up to a random coworker and fondling them. Like what the fuck, do they think everyone bows down to them, do they not have any respect for other people?

>Tree trunk, rock solid thighs.
>Swooping jawline with carefully groomed beard, tongue boring in to the roof of mouth
>Rippling, solid abs which are showing through loose shirt
>Bulging arms, chest and shoulders which clothes are struggling to contain.

Haha j-just some p-pushups before bed, I guess I have c-chad genetics!

should’ve said “not big enough goddammit”

She isn’t really a random co-worker. We’ve talked before about basic normie shit.

These threads make me think that you’re all dyel or completely isolated. I literally get mired and complimented and comments made on my body every single day. When people meet me they ask me what gym I go to or how much I can bench, or comment on the size of my arms or back.
I’m 5’10”, 190lbs with visible abs (doesn’t mean much for most people who don’t see them, but gives you an idea that I’m fairly lean), so I’m a decent size, but not massive by any means. I feel like all the rest of you who get so pumped over getting mired must be dyel or aspie as fuck

Yeah just a little haha

I’m on fire lately op.i looked at my body and felt satisfaction recently. I think that satisfaction is bleeding into other aspects of my life.

Mires on hair and weightloss
Tryna lose the mantits and belly by the end of this year

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Man when you’re actually swole if you work in an office with women, they can’t stop touching you, making passes at you, commenting on your looks and body. I liked it when I first moved from an outdoor job to an office, but years later the flattery is no longer fun.

How could you ever let yourself get that big?

I dont get mires because I give eveyone who looks at me a nasty look so they'll stay away from me so I can focus on myself

>Wifey asked me where my belly went
>Work supervisor told me if my arms got any bigger he was going to have to buy me new shirts
It's ok I guess

lookin good brah

Everyone knows Im the strongest dude at work with like, 60 people
>Cute short girl needs something lifted from place to place
>Do so since Im free anyway
>"Thanks user, I kinda wish my boyfriend could have muscles like yours, theyre really looking good lately"

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>my first gym thot hover
I love those girls and how we play glancing at each other. Most of them are average though and not worth giving them hope

Fatlogic and coping hard.

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Crazy progress, you almost look like a different person

>oh no, I get compliments, poor me boohoo

Ty bros

Sad. Well done anyway on losing it, hope it hasn't set you back too much and good luck for future gains.

I don't know if it was a mire or if she just was in heat but jesus christ lads
>be at the gym alone around 1am (24/7 gym)
>this 50yo slightly overweight woman comes in
>keeps checking me out while I do my shit
>I start working on hanging leg raises
>there's a line of benches in front of me, occupying an area that's like 30 feet wide
>she picks the bench that is directly in front of me, this shit isn't a coincidence
>gets on her back, lifts her legs up straight, presenting her pussy to me
>starts doing leg raises, always staying for a while on the top to make sure I get a look at her ass and pussy
>she's like 4/10 but get a slight chub because 2 weeks of nofap and it looks so fucking primal
>she lowers her legs again and notices I stared right in her pussy
>she smiles at me and keeps doing it
>get the fuck out of the gym before I end up fucking a 50yo thot

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I dated a nurse who said the other nurses sized up guys based on how veiny they were.

>Maybe she thought I was going to kill her since my gf seems to worry the same for some reason
I need to constantly remind myself to smile. My gfs always told me that I look dangerous and I'm not even that big

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Y-you too

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My gf once told me she thinks my biceps vein is hot lmao

Yes, even though I'm 40. I catch women my age and younger catching a quick look at my shoulders/chest. A co-worker who hadn't seen me in a while couldn't keep from looking my shoulders/arms. Of course, the most important mires are when my wife calls me her hotty husband. Although, when I get older I plan to hand in the natty card and go Roshi mode. Right now I still have enough test where it's obvious that I lift.

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>next time grab her waist and say her tits are big
Enjoy losing your job if some fag or roastie notices it and report to HR

Theres a group of college freshman girls that come in occasionally and blatantly stare, but I hate the way I look right now. Im not fat, decently fit, not built, but okay

It's not about "woe is me this is awful", it's about criticizing female behavior in the workplace, or possibly in general. A man could get fucking annihilated if he copied their behavior but it's ridiculous how they assume it's ok to comment on your body and touch you. It's disrespectful and an invasion of privacy, but they only seem to think so if it's ever done to them.

>but they only seem to think so if it's ever done to them
It's not how it works. They allow you to flirt if you're "cute", but it's "creepy" and alarming if you're ugly. Sad but true

Actually yeah!

>Leaving work for the day
>Take off my baggy uniform before leaving
>Regular t-shirt underneath but still tighter than uniform
>Two coworkers see me, guy and a grill
>The girl ain't too bad either
>She says "damn, user is looking beefy"
>Just loud enough for me to hear

Feels good man. I think this is the first time someone i'm not super close to has mentioned my gains.

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psychiatric nurse?

>not saying “lookin’s free but touchin will cost ya”
Gets ‘em wet every time

Man is there a better mire and complement than this one?

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You probably act like an autist. Petiole can smell that.

>last night, driving for ride sharing company
>not making it
>three girls get in with some obese southern fried dude
>all blondes, immediately friendly
>30 seconds in one in the back is rubbing my bald head and giggling
>one in seat next to me rubs tits on my arm while leaning back to mess with friends
>3rd one comments on my driving, laughing and happy
>all three minimum 7/10
>this kind of thing doesn’t happen to me
>want to stop to get beer
>I obviously say ok, all three fighting for my attention
>tomboyish one: “do you work out? I can tell by your arms”
>they get out
>ask the dude which one is his
>says as one gets back in, “all threee are lesbians bro”
>uh...sure
>confirms
>tomboy comes back early, gets in
>bro tells her he told me they were all lesbians
>she says, “well not 100% lesbian, I could be with a guy”
>smile and say, “so you’re maybe just like 94% lesbian?”
>she laughs, ask her if she needs a research partner to find out how straight she is
>straight up says yes
>exchange Snapchats
>has to piss, starts undoing pants in car and pisses in full view of me while making eye contact
>little strange but I’ll take it
>snap all night, she calls me daddy and asks me to cum inside her
>may meet up tonight
>whew lads
>do your curls

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Me too

She absolutely wanted to fuck you

This afternoon lol.

Was having lunch with some friends and at one point one of the girls grabbed my arm to get my attention. I jokingly said "You're ballsy, grabbing my bicep like that" and she then started squeezing it. Her face lit up right away and then started touching my other arm.
Was really handsy for the rest of the afteroon after that.
feltgoodman

Nice! I’m jealous user.
>tfw no tomboy gf

We have a tradition at work, once a project is done and submitted, we have a shot of whisky and put the name of the team leader on the bottle.

>last friday i submitted my project
>call the team for traditional shot, it's early in the afternoon but who cares
>this new intern arrived 10 days ago. Dirty small, 22 half french, half asian, finishing her master with us. >she is half on my team, half on a friend's team.
>pass by her office and told her to come get a drink with us in the meeting room
>"im not sure about drinking at this hour"
>I explain our tradition and that I'm the one leading the project
>grabs my arm, "well if it's you then whenever you want"

She's been mirin me the whole week. She is stuck in an office with a late 20 something behemoth lard that orbited around here the first minute she started her internship.

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Thanks mang. We will see if it goes anywhere. Haven’t had sexual intercourse in uh a while let alone with a condom LET ALONE with a stranger

Fucking hell good job, keep going, add in some strength training

Went to some girls birthday thing at UofM and my bud told her to grab my arm and had the same experience. Feelsgoodman

Good fucking job man

Not really, sometimes I catch the qt blonde gym worker looking at me, she always smiles and looks down when I come in and she approached me as I was checking out a new piece of equipment yesterday other than that just 2 guys watching me diddly 155x6, one is the strongest in the gym, does 180 for 5

>>playfully making out with her, hold her in place once while she giggles

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What's it like being married?

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Curly hair blonde girl in my apartment building was apparently mirin my pump yesterday despite the fact she has a boyfriend. I talk to her occasionally, should I pipe?

You can be forced to take a drug test in Stockholm for no reason? Dafuq?

Holy shit that's amazing. Good work brah, you're actually mad close to making it

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Not him.
Hate it. I want out.
She hasnt said a word in the year I’ve been lifting. We don’t fuck at all anymore.

>Have you gotten any mires latley bros?
All the time and i'm not even lifting.

10 arbitrary suggestions for dudes who are still early in the marriage and want to keep the sex happening and fulfilling, arbitrary because unlimited creativity is required for this desu
1. Don't be naked around her too often. She's gonna get tired of your body, but it doesn't have to happen right away
2. Don't make sex/dick jokes when you're actually horny or anxious
3. Don't creep or touch her just because you know she won't outright tell you to fuck off. She's still a person, and intrusive sexual gestures things are still disturbing
4. IF YOU HAVE A FETISH/SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TRY, don't wait for 3 fucking years to bring it up, when it will be read as boredom or dissatisfaction
5. if you have a request to make about her body, want her to shave more often, etc, don't fucking ring your hands about it. Tell her that you find her super sexy when she ____, and don't go to ground trying to justify it. There is no justification that will satisfy her objection. Leave the ball in her court.
6. If she doesn't like going to the gym, get her a yoga pass or bring some light weights or bands into the house and mess with them while you're there. Give her a hint.
7. Learn to speak about whatever is aesthetically appealing to you--poetic language, not, "bruh she thicc". Comment on art, films,etc. Women don't just think, "boob hot", they want to be captivated by your being captivated--"this guy has good taste and he likes me"
8. Bring sex toys into the house if you're interested in using them. It doesn't have to be a fucking committee decision.
9. Cook together so that she doesn't become a complete lardass
10. Hardest one and frankly the one that basically no one can do, no matter the game they talk, but, let her wonder what is on your mind. Not saying don't talk to her, but don't fucking prattle on just because you're bored or anxious.

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>1. Don't be naked around her too often. She's gonna get tired of your body, but it doesn't have to happen right away
People underestimate the importance of this. It's like finding a good clip of porn and watching it non-stop: no matter how good it was, it will do nothing to you eventually.

>Walking through lecture hall
>Some chubby guy wearing a beast mode shirt that has his back completely straight walking stiffly and squinting almost bumps into me
>Make brief eye contact, see no emotion or human presence
>Creepiest experience I've ever had
>Try my best to exit the interaction as soon as possible
>Avoid eye contact and say sorry quickly running away
>Return to seat behind him
>As I'm.sitting see him writing a story about how I "mired" him and tapping pictures of blurry cars

Been doing PL stuff and eating right for just over 2 years now, started at ~150kg down to 111kg and still dropping slowly. Today short qt came over at told me my progress has been amazing and to keep it up. Does this count bros?

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amazing progress
Just out of curiosity what's your BMI on the right pic?

Do/did you have excess loose skin after losing all that weight?
Also, congrats, you're gonna make it

Based pajeet

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it does, user. Keep it up, but not for her or any other thoht, but for you.

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>10.

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You got it brah

lol when momscience goes wrong.

Not sure, the pic looks like it's conveying some discontent or like they just fought. I am moreso suggesting that you let her come to you to ask what's on your mind. She should stay curious about you because she thinks of you as a thoughtful person who might have interesting thoughts to share. Don't bluff this one; you actually have to spend time reading/listening/thinking

Good luck with your endeavors, my friend

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Not really a mire but I got a tinder match and the girl is bretty hot. Hasn’t responded yet tho.

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I'm back, user. We've had our ups and downs like any other relationships. Although, after getting back into running/lifting 3 years ago, I've been a better man and we're both happier. The important part is to never give up. Don't grovel but don't give up. Be the man but be benevolent. You'll mature as a couple and things that used to annoy you will become very endearing. Also, don't stray if you know what I mean. One is enough and it's Godly.

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>As I'm.sitting see him writing a story about how I "mired" him and tapping pictures of blurry cars

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>girl says my dick is really big after fucking her, happens every time ngl
>girl calls me hot before we go back to hers and fuck
>insta art hoes compliment me on my cheekbones
>girls call me pretty
>girl spends 10 minutes caressing my jawline
>fucked 3 different girls this week

idk what else to say bros. If u think some girl at ur gym is "mirin" u, they probably aren't and r staring because u look autistic. I don't even go to the gym cuz every girl knows 99% of guys are just compensating for their small dick and social anxiety. I only do sprints and i'm shredded

Also, I never used to believe this when I was ugly, but girls will consistently make an effort to approach u/hit on you when you're attractive. All this awkward gazing from the other side of the gym shit is cringe af

also forgot to mention; girls give me free shit all the time. Often they will pay for me when we meet up, or pay for drinks/drugs

The girls that I sleep with can tell I've been working out. Feels good, man. Last night, she was (surreptitiously?) grabbing my bicep while we were getting freaky.

how big is your dick