Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf in 2014
>got gf
>it fucking sucked and was a nightmare full of drama for 4 years
>mfw tfw no gf now

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I guess be careful what you wish for

digits and she has big milkers

Girls are overrated, fuck escorts, focus on personal development.

I know that feel user. I even went on a date with her. She was still asking questions in texts, but then gave the excuse of family issues, someone in her family in the hospital, then stopped texting. Just use it as motivation the next time you go to the gym. Get that last rep up thinking about how mad you are that they cant just text saying they arnt interested, rather than ghost you.

Nofap and SS plus GOMAD

Thanks man I've been making good progress in the gym to be honest. Her loss I guess.

Digits and she has the nicest feminine penis.

Digits and she's a domineering muscle girl

>tfw no mentally unstable gf to form an unhealthy codependent relationship with

I know a schizophrenic with a problem sheet as long as a barbell. You don't want this.

not that mentally unstable
just on my level

Digits and OP can have my wife’s number

I don't even know how to talk with humans irl

>tfw big tittie redhead gf

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nice rp fag

literally just go to college and strike up convo with babes in your class, well not babes but like the average girl in your class that catches your eye GO TALK TO THEM

>tfw STEM

>ring on wrong finger.
ngmi

How to conquer anxiety and get gf. Anxiety is pretty much the only thing standing in my way.

>GO TALK TO THEM
How do I do this? Like you walk up to them and then what? Wtf do you even say?

get chopped up and huge.. go to a club. they will try to rape you if you wear shhmedium tshirts should help anxiety and dick dryness. dont wife these hoes though.

>tfw used to have gf but not anymore

know that feel - we have like 80% guys in my university, and like 90% in my subject
Every girl got a bf and 5 beta orbiters already

Honest to god I'm too desperate for a gf. I think most girls can smell my bullshit a mile away.
I wouldn't even know what to do with a gf, that's the issue. How do I just embrace monk-mode?

>tfw successful, but not fit and no big brapper, Asian gf
>tfw kinda miss crushing Tinder hoes

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get a dog. go to the dog park. smile at girls with dogs.. ask about their dogs.

based effortposter

SS+GOMAD

I assume he's white so.
No.
None of that.
No dog girls.
You know what they say about white girls with large male dogs and horses.

>go in a couple dates with this girl I cold approached in a concert
>seem really into me
>wrote me a poem talking about how mysterious and cool I am
>likes that I like weird obscure films and music
>thinks I'm super eccentric, intelligent and deep
>still struggle to keep a conversation going
>still stifled and awkward interactions
>dont wanna text her cause I don't know what to talk about
I just don't have anything in common with humanity anymore. Been 3 weeks since we last saw each other and one week since we last texted. Haven't even fucked her yet, even though I brought her home twice, which is another reason I'm hesitant of seeing her again.

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>She liked memes
>She was 9/10 looks
>She texted me daily
>Wanted to hang out
>Dates went great
>She was always excited to see me
>I got needy and fucked it all up
>Lost interest over months of me trying to fix it
>I knew it was coming but I decided to ignore
>She finally rejects me saying she wasn't ready and that I'd be happier with other girls
>Tried to hook me up with her friend

Why do I sabotage every fucking good thing that happens to me. I fucking miss her so fucking much even though she hurt me so much

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You got too needy? In what way?

I wish you all the best. Lost my virginity on January 25th and I thought I would just everywhere within 10 seconds but I coukd barely stay hard. Have gf now. Focus on your looks and get out of the hellhole of being average. People perceive a lot of yoir personality through your looks but you all know that already. I get treated completely differently and some men have even called me chad. I'm not but that should stress the importance. Good luck

just text her and say hey.. wanna go for a walk this weekend? then talk about the walk and where you could go / see .. end it with see you at the agreed upon spot.

I don't want animals. Like I said, I don't know what to do once I get said gf. I've had many girls interested in me but I'm genuinely real life socially retarded, not just the teehee I'm le awkward. I actually go for months without human contact/actively avoid people and act clueless when someone shows interest in me.

We were at a party, someone dissed her and I got flustered and didn't know how to defend her, she got turned off, she left with a guy friend to pee at her place and I basically spilled my feelings to her friend and her friend told her at the end of the night. Never be hesitant

>tfw gf

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How will I cope on Valentine's day?

Ah not your fault dude. No one prepares you for that shit. In fact the white knighting meme actively discourages it (obvs not with your actual gf). You'll know to ham it up next time. Always remind yourself that guys take an interest in dating and relationships either in their late teens or improvise in the field. Girls read endlessly about that shit from when they're fucking 8 and make themselves hard to attain and even harder to keep. High expectations of male behavior is her problem not yours. At least when it comes to totally fake reactions like picking fights of disses and small slights. She should be mature enough to deal with herself. They grow out of it don't worry.

She sounds like shit catch honestly.

You have let your eyes blind you user...

You do what, post in high test threads? The type of guy to look at a girl in the supermarket and imagine your life with her?
I pity you.
Women are vipers. Poison. Beasts who will devour you without thinking twice.
What women have is completely carnal. Its momentary. One's lust swirls like a storm when he sees a beautiful woman.
This will destroy you.

Allow me to enlighten you.
God cursed women. He made it so her husband rules over her.
One cannot rule over something he covets, if he does, he is beholden to it. It rules him.

You must learn to rule yourself before you can rule another.
A woman's respect is not gained by favor. By being a white knight or with gifts. She won't even consider sparing you.
Does a charging beast heed to a rabbit? No, it only stops when it realizes what it is attacking isn't prey; when it stands its ground.
Her respect is commanded.
You must become a man who commands respect.

In order to do that you must become a king.
Until you can learn to stand with your shoulders back on your own, without having a woman, you cannot have what you want.

Begin by ruling yourself.

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How do i find a girl to snuggle and cuddle with? I just want to lie beside her and stroke her back and her hair and kiss her gently on the cheek.

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We live an hour apart so we can only meet on weekends(not really but if we wanna spend the night). Wouldn't be weird to only text her exactly one week after last friday?

Even that long dead bastard jewish king who was killed before he could gain the throne of israel said that whores are cool user and asked he who had no sin to cast the first stone.

You're a LARPer who's part of a concerted effort to drive a wedge between men and women.
Even going so far as to misrepresent religious figures to do it.

Why?
What do you get from it?

Yeah I learned a lot. A lot of it was in fact he fault, but it's also my fault for believing she'd change her mind or lying to myself that she actually liked me. I dug this hole myself, but maybe it was inevitable. Things used to be so different and carefree and now it's all fucked, now she just stalks my social media and I'd block her if I didn't have to see her at the gym or our sports meets. Haven't seen her in 3 weeks, she really was just a fair weather friend in the end

Yea it's all just gains. I hope it passes quickly. Just unfollow her and forget. She broke up with you. She's stalking you. Sounds like she's 100% of the problem.

digits and everyone with a GF in this thread will get cheated on. if trips she fucks a BBC.

I don't wanna unfollow her bc then all her friends would think I'm petty and so would she and that would just further fuck my social life. I'll just do my best not to look at her shit even tho it ain't easy.

Are you a man, or are you a worm that grovels at the feet of women?

That doesn't come up man. They won't know. Just hide her shit.

I dunno man I'd just feel more depressed. I'll just stop using social media for a while bc it makes me feel like shit anyway

Did a Chadfish on tinder, because wanted to try but was to scared to post my real face also i don't have any friends so no social pics.
Anyway got a date with a 10/10 giga Stacy.
Wut do?
Should i actually go and say, "oh yeah its me, lol the pics were made in good lighting and shoped"

dubs and i break my squat pr in 10 minutes

please reply

Some girl I know keeps posting about how lonely she is and how’s shes about to hit 30.

This could be a perfect time to swoop in.
But at the same time, she’s already postponed on me twice.. is it petty to see her fall apart further?

yeah dont touch that

this

You don't. By being on Jow Forums, you give up the privilege

>tfw crazy ass mommy gf
Don't fuck around with single moms bros. Don't be me.

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Grass is greener on the other side Homie.

With a girlfriend most of the time you

>Have less Money
>Have less free time
>Have to consider other persons happiness
>Held to expectations
>etc

I am in a 3 year relationship and I definitely wish I would have never met the girl.

Digits and I'll cuck Opie

Based jew using psychological manipulation to dissuade white men from reproduction
Good goy go mgtow women are bad for you

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I have to agree with this one.

I had a 4 year relationshit that got destroyed in the last 2 by her and my insecurities.

Just be happy with yourself and try once in a while to date but don't make it something important.

Yeah, been in several relationships and all of them felt the same way in the long run, no matter how beautiful she was, how great sex was, how in love I was everytime I ended up annoyed for having to constantly look up to another person.
I guess relationships are not for everybody, but to realize that you need to experience it many times

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Fuck you faggot, schizoids belong together. I'm tired of hearing that same old humblebrag normie excuse of mentally ill girls being awful. I finally got one last year and they're absolutely great for losers like me that can't get a normal gf in the first place. We both want to kill each other if the other one ever cheats on us, it's better than I could have ever asked for.

If only you knew how bad things really are.

install gentoo

Dude let me give you a hint

NEVER TELL ANYTHING TO THE FRIEND OF THE GIRL YOU LIKE. Never!

You should've told her what you feel and not her friend, why would you do that. Be a fucking man about it, tell her face to face, she rejects you, tough shit i feel for you but at least you didnt pussy out like many cunts do.

Never trust the friend of your gf. Never ever! talking from experience

but where will I put my penis to make it feel good?

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dunno lol

I was drunk and upset I'm well aware

>Get that last rep up thinking about how mad you are
don't do it ull cry

1. approach up front, not side or behind like a beta cuck
2. compliment and propose to sit somewhere and chat about bs topics
3. flirt a little while you're at it
4. don't be needy, girls love abundance.
5. don't be autistic, no arrogance, no showing off, which projects insecurity.

Had perfect girl. Fucked it up and now she is with some Manlet who doesn’t lift.

AAAAAAAAAAA

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In a prostitute

basically this but not your class please. You're a fucking autist so you WILL fuck up the first few times, that's part of the learning process but you don't want to be awkward for the rest of year with a person you'll see everyday.
Also you don't approach girls up directly to talk unless you wanna smash, and you won't do that with classmates for reasons stated above. Approach like you would any other person, commenting about topical shit and then chatting and so on.

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Dubs and we all get our oneitis

Arrange for a date at a coffee shop. Message her as chad when she gets there and say he saw her and doesn’t think she’s in his league. Swoop in as yourself and console her.

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>no japqt gf to cheer for you while you're attempting a new PR
Life is cruel

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How the fuck is this stupid shit still up? MODS

As a 30yo who has never had a girlfriend I just can't imagine having one. It woud be too much to realistically imagine. I would love to have one and it's possible I guess, but when it comes to imagining it I just imagine fucking, kissing and confessing love. It's too difficult for me to imagine what you are supposed to do if you have a girlfriend.

cringe

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>whining about not having a gf with a bunch of losers who don't have gfs on a board that doesn't allow dating threads
>calling anyone 'cringe'
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha MODS

>reee someone is posting shit that i don't like
Stop being a triggered beta faggot.

What the fuck do I even text a girl I barley know about

>defending a "no gf" thread
>calling someone else a beta

the absolute state of this board