*ruins your diet*

*ruins your diet*

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I ignore these pushers like addicts begging on the train. They pressure you hard af to buy those things.

>hear doorbell
>open door
>"Hello sir, we..."
>slam door
not today, you little gains goblins

can u imagine trading money for these dried out pieces of shit

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The old ones were better, the new kind sucks

I enjoy frozen Thin Mints

They aren’t even that good. Most overrated things in the modern US

You ruined your diet. You were just looking for that excuse because you are weak and you don't want to stop being overweight / go on with your cut

What is the point of buying those? They don't even bake it themselves. You just making girls like to sell products they put no effort into. They'll probably end up being camwhores seeing how many pathetic males are ready to give them money just because they're cute

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>Buying goy scout cookies in the current year
Just tell them you're not falling for their jewish tricks

Dont buy girls scout cookies my dudes. Do what i did, i love samoas but expensive garbage. I found similar ones in supermarket called coconut dreams for cheaper. Don’t support the bitches that ruined boy scouts.

haha I would rather eat the ones selling them if you catch my drift

kys but based

How many boxes do I have to buy to get a real girl scout as a reward?

Just bought 50 dollars worth of thin mints.

I like to store them in vegetable bags in my freezer to keep them from my roommates.

I laugh every time I take a cookie

>open door without shirt on
>girl all gasp, look at each other and giggle
>one asks if they can touch my muscles
>don't even buy any cookies

Can confirm, your mom sold me some scout girl cookies and now is a whore

>Don’t support the bitches that ruined boy scouts.
It wasn't even them. It was people not involved in any scouting org.

>But we want to learn actual skills instead of selling cookies
Join a Venture Crew niggers. It has all the fun shit in scouting and none of the BS. This is from someone that attained Eagle.

They start selling these addicting pieces of shit right about when the "new year new me" folks stop trying to lose weight.

It is genius, actually.

>You don't have to answer the door
>You don't have to get your wallet out
>You don't have to buy 10 boxes of cookies
>You don't even have to buy ONE box of cookies
>You WANT to buy cookies
You're a fatass. Even if you're not physiologically a fatass, you're *psychologically* a fatass. All you have to do is not answer the door at all, or at best tell them "not interested", but instead you buy ALL THE COOKIES.

Fix your shit, fatass.

Look at those low-quality-ingredient compressed-sawdust disks wrapped in colorful shit.
I feel nothing.
You want a good cookie? Make a batch out of quality ingredients. Give some to your friends. Enjoy the hell out of em.

found the guy who's mommy never bought him a box when he was a kid.

>giving into scout cunts

Fuck those mini salesmen