>working out at planet fitness (yeah, yeah, shitty place) >only gym near me within 50 miles >be working out one day >this indian guy comes in without any workout clothes on >wearing 2 coats, jeans, boots, a beanie, etc. >this was during the start of the summer so homeboy must've been sweating his balls off >he creepily hangs out around the treadmills while glancing at his phone >he's pacing around being sketchy >ignore him >this goes on for about 30 minutes >suddenly, hear one of the staff members yelling "SIR, SIR, SIR!!!" >see him bolt out the front door >look over near the paper towel area >there's literally a gigantic human shit just chillin' next to the trash can
legit lol'd out loud and just left. Whole placed smelled like shit.
You don't have to lie about it being the only gym within 50 miles. I go to a planet fitness too cause it's cheap and I'm coming back from auschwitz. In the 3 weeks I've been there I've mostly seen dyels and used to be milfs with awful tattoos and too tight clothing just begging for attention.
Chase Bennett
>working out in LA fitness >in the dumbbell section on a bench doing presses >finish a set >suddenly what I can only describe as a braphog walks in front of me >fat ass in my face >get a whiff of something bad >recoil out of instinct >she grabs the pair of 15s off the rack >as she walks past I barely hear her whisper "sorry" >she sets up next to me doing curls or some shit while I do another set of presses >she puts the weights back and walks off to wherever she came from >never see her in the gym after that It's been days and I still don't know how to feel about this.
Brandon Brown
Shit, there’s a ton of fat girls in my area that claim they’re working out on tinder. If it’s true I’ll have to turn them into Fuck buddies because they could all potentially look like this
Thomas Jenkins
fat girls are delusional. They'll go to the gym once every 3 months and take a pic with the caption "my second home" while being 50-60lbs overweight. The funniest thing is when they claim they were an """athlete""" in high school but they played catcher for their softball team and was still sitting at over 200lbs.
No I agree and usually can’t stand it, but I mean if I started fucking them or turned them into bj girls I could convince them to lose weight. My friend had a bj girl who was fat who actually liked him and he told her he’s onky date her if she lost the weight, next day she signed up for personal training lmao
Ryder Jackson
nothing wrong with keeping a few slampigs in your rotation but remember not to fall in love with them or let your friends know about it
>at gym doing general bag work/cardio >bag area for whatever reason has carpet, kinda makes the gym smell weird due to sweat absorption >gym isn't too big >gym owner really friendly guy, doesn't look like it though >gym owner had adorable ass pug dog >dog runs freely around gym not giving a damn >runs up to me sometimes because I always pat it so it recognizes me >anyway doing bag work >*sniff* >what the duck is that smell.jpeg >look around >just me in here >I know I didn't just shit my pants >look around the boxing ring >pile of dogshit just sitting there >what do >go up to owner >"hey, uh, you know your dog?" >"yes" >"I..I think it took a shit on the floor over there" >"oh... Right I'll go clean it it sorry " >come back next day dog is still there >"whooooos a good boy"
It wasn't the most awkward thing, but it was odd.
Juan Walker
>dogs taking shits is weird hello, Mr. Alien. Enjoying our planet?
Chase Peterson
was the smell a dirt ass or a funky puss? she probably said "sorry" for walking in front of you
Imagine the shit stain on those tiles when she gets up haha
Jeremiah Clark
BTFO
Nolan Diaz
kek
Story: >guy at my gym working out in jean shorts >middle-aged, overweight dad-bod, but not obese >always has a large iced coffee, even in winter, because New England >usually talking on the phone >sometimes has a gym smoothie too >usually on stationary bike >be me, leg day >gym has four squat racks >three are taken >jorts guy beats me to the last one >he uses it to do shoulder shrugs with 5 lb plates >uses safeties >does 5 sets of 5 >leaves >doesn't re-rack >mrw
They're not wrong though. I dated a seriously fit softball player when she was in high school and I was a freshman in college.
She's like 30 lbs overweight nwo and just graduated school 2 years ago.
People who play sports in HS often take their fitness for granted. They're the 30 year olds in the gym because they never knew life could be fat.
Gabriel Ramirez
I've rarely seen a highschool or college softball catcher that didn't resemble a fuckin' boar
Carter Davis
Mine was fit to the point of washboard abs, I remember asking my skinny protofat self "why is she with me"
Then I realized she didn't even know she was Jow Forums, and that's the burden of people who grow up fit.And they eat like shit. If college drops them as athletes, they'll become boars fast.
