That girl at the gym

>that girl at the gym that keeps catching you whenever you accidentally look at her

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>That girl that gives you whiplash every time you try to look away before she notices

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>that girl at the gym that sits on the bench next to you and there's a mirror in front of both of you and you keep looking at eachother but then look away

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>that thot at the gym who workouts right in front of you and always tries to show you her ass

>that girl at the gym that wears booty shorts and still gets mad when you check her out

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>that girl at the gym who's erect nipples you can see through her sports bra
>that same girl who got her nipples pierced recently

>that girl at the gym who gets her sloppy pussy juice on the equipment

It's probably just sweat.

no

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no, it's pussy juice. you fucking virgin.

popped a semi reading that ngl

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>that girl at the gym you sorta fall in love with and hope she comes every day but will never be your gf

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>that girl at the gym that stops coming because you always stare at her

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>that girl at the gym that is a regular, is cute, works out alone, does everything correctly, doesn't bother anyone, occasionally meets your eyes

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talk to her please

>you haven't stopped coming thinking about her

>that wheyfu that is on var and is built almost as big as me but a more womanly ass and insanely pretty face that keeps staring at me
she couldn’t possibly wanna bang would she bros

>That girl at them gym you saw when you went at a different time

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>that beta girl who does everything in her way to avoid visual connection

How do I approach her? Can't simply look at her and smile because she avoids eye contact.

based

>that girl with her friend that keeps snapping pictures of you on her phone

If only I wasn’t such a sperg

>that girl in the gym who looks at you when you both do stairs

pls just ask me out senpai I am too retarded for this shit

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Pull off a pose for them next time it happens. That might be a good ice breaker.

That made me kek

i-is there more of this?

>that girl who can powerlift 120lbs and easily kick your ass and also shoves you out of the way

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>that girl who keeps a sweatshirt tied around her waist when doing squats

I mean I respect her for not being a thot, but I’d also like to sneak a peek at the goodies if you know what I mean. What a moral delimma.

>that girl at the gym who keeps peeping you out but is orbited by some faggot

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>That girl who mogs your pathetic resolutionfag bench press performance but it's okay since all you can think about is to bury your face in her muscular brappers

Not even memeing here
>that guy that brings his gf to the gym and gets defensive when you walk near them/ look at them
honestly WTF is their mentality lol

>that stripper that just got back from the pole and hasn't changed yet
>that girl who steps on the peddlebike and knows you're just going to sgare at her for 30 minutes but its chill

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It's the worst when you accidentally meet eyes and you think she's checking you out but she just happened to see you looking in her direction. So you keep checking to see if she's checking you out and she is but only because she's checking if you're still looking at her. And this goes on for weeks or months and you become infatuated with her but when you muster up the courage to speak with her she freaks out and you're the creep. But you also freak out because of your autism and then later you overanalyze her freakout as autism so you keep trying to make a move on her not realizing she is legit creeped out by this sperg relentlessly stalking her.

where do you think you are

social gains are as invisible here and physical gains are on the fitness subreddit

>that girl in YOUR gym

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>that girl doing meme lifts but has a ridiclous ass and tits
>she will never be mine

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same but a dude

So if these are all relatable inferences that we share as common universals, that same logic should tell me that any girl POV feels must be locally directed to me at my own gym. Any girl POV feels or does that defy the nature of feels?

me right there. that's why I just assume anyone looking at me just thinks I'm ugly or is looking at a friend next to me.

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no she just catches your eye when you look at her by happenstance and its fucking weird and she wants you to stop looking but is afraid to ask because your aura of weirdness is just that pronounced, faggot

It's called a DIY belt
You mean the north pole? Because of the sweatshirt?
pic related

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women in general don't want men to approach them in strange situations don't fool yourself

you have to have game or not get laughed out of cbt for it to have even a shot of working

dont cold approach without skills or gains and ruin it for all of us

I cant tell if this slag is attractive or not

>that girl that can deadlift more than you

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You forget the eventuality of how girls never have to go through this and you wish you were the girl in this situation

>stripper
>lifting
>not doing stretches and backbends

top kek you wouldnt know one if it bit you in the ass, that's a high end escort

>that pajeet who gets roided up after his final set and musters up the courage to say to the black guy hey nigger you're on my spot

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Had this happen to me a few times with a girl at my gym. Then she switched her days to days when I wasn't there :^( Im not even ugly, but my thousand yard stare aspect of my eyes probably isn't winning me any points with the ladies.

>take off shoes to deadlift
>staff yells at me and threatens to kick me out for no shoes policy

>next week chad comes in
>not even wearing a shit or anything
>like 6'4 10/10 body constantly on phone bullying people
>same staff starts flirting with him

it's not fair..

In this case I doubt it. You don't want to be building up their egos by giving them the conpliment of beinf that, a pornstar or the like.

>that girl at the gym who's erect nipples you can see through her sports bra
>that same girl who got her nipples pierced recently
>that same girl is always there with her bf, who's always very clearly looking around making sure no one is staring at her

No really, fuck that guy. If he's so fucking insecure he shoudn't let her prance around like that.

here's the deal, unless you can post in cbt without getting mocked by even one post, you'll know if girls are gonna cold approach you by 15 or so

if they haven't by then just focus on your gains, you're not attractive

I go to a worldclass gym where there are actually female powerlifters I forgot to mention

the hierarchy works the opposite direction you think it does, you're just showing off your lack of experience

most escorts were trafficked into it by an abusive boyfriend, at best, and just kept going because they didnt know what else to do. its not something anybody wants to do unless they have a legit personality disorder.

>that old man who swings the weight around like a cane

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FUCKKKKKKK
>thot who is always flirting with chads but whenever she looks at you she has a resting bitch face
I'm not fucking ugly, bitch and I lift more than all of them with better form, you swine. that one guy is obviously on roids you ignorant slut

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hey now maybe I have a chance with an ugly girl

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You meat heads will find anything to argue about. Firstly I know this wasn't some high class escort because a) she came from the stripclub down the block b) even a prostitute would change before going to the gym, she was clearly just going back from c) I wouldn't give her the benefit of the doubt to assume she was "high class" because that's just something you do if you're sexually enamoured. "A high class prostitute" is sort of a compliment. Obviously no one in reality wants to be a sex worker of any variety, but a thot will take the compliment, "damn, you're goos looking enough to be a ______" any day. "Good enough to be a stripper?" Nah, I don't think that's what she wants to hear, unless she's with her trailer park junkie friends, not from any other universe. Alas the crushing nature of having to do what you've been made into is a crushing reminder of what we all have to face, indeed.

autism: the post

Top Kek

>ftw I had like 8 gfs in 5th grade
>slowly stopped playing sports and hanging out with my friends after my parents got divorced
>get fat and didnt date till I was a freshman in college
I'm making a comeback but fuck man i could have been a chad and never knew what this place was

Actually I just told him a thot will take the compliment of being hot enough to be a pornstar or a high class escort despite the realities of those two things. Is there something autistic about that?

Lucky 7 quads say; Stop being a pussy and man up or man down and be my boy toy twink

>everybody at the gym knows each other and talk casually
>i always have headphones on and rarely say anything

i didn't think through going to smaller size gym

A cute boy does that to me in my gym. Wish I had the balls to look at him too. tfw when not cute /fit bf

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>actually *snort*

yikes dude

same story with half of fit, including myself

we'll get there bro

She's not.

>that chick that follows you around the gym
Why are fit girls so autistic?

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>not even wearing a shit or anything

he just had shorts on that looked like underwear
also it's February so its fucking cold

girls make themselves available for dudes to make the move

how much effort they put is proportionate to how much they want you ie, you're projecting

>go to gym to workout
>ignore everyone else because I'm only there to lift
>get told I'm projecting
what did Jow Forums mean by this?

Yeah pretty much. Unless you're a Chad and go out drinking a lot you're expected to do all the leg work. And you have to put your neck on the line and risk humiliation to get anywhere. Especially in this day and age with feminism it makes it so hard to do this because women still want the old fashion man chases and sacrifices but if you're not the confident prince charming from the movies then the context can be immediately flipped to #metoo and both men and other women alike will ridicule you for even trying and coddle her for having to experience unwanted attention. Fuck this gay earth brahs

uhhhhhhhhh

> Autism, or autism spectrum disorder (ASD), refers to a broad range of conditions characterized by *challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors, speech and nonverbal communication*

Do you want to fuck her? If yes, she’s attractive.
Only betas give a shit if other people think their girl is hot.

that girl at the gym who has a long distance bf but flirts all the time and then freaks out and ghosts you when you ask her if she wants to hangout some time

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Reminds me of this time I stuck my neck out for this pretty ugly girl (4/10) in our class and she ended up telling everyone and embarrassing me to the point where everyone makes fun of me/ no one studies with me etc.

>girl shows interest in me
>Have no interest back
>Don't talk to her
>This means i'm autistic
Guess I'm autistic then user. Post body by the way so I can laugh at your pathetic skinny fat ass

look at me and look at my dubs. you're the twink now.

Kek always funny watching them try to be protective but pretending not to be when their girl is looking

you're on Jow Forums. you're somewhere on the spectrum if you're on here.

Do you always come to threads just to be a smartass and start arguments with strangers on the internet?

You should work on your personality before considering working on your muscles next time you go to the gym. You sound insufferable and quite autistic yourself, possibly an underage stoner.

>be me
>working out in the gym
>just me and this chick
>she puts on some kind of music and I heard the song
>some kind of song screaming just look me in my eyes
>just look at me!!!

Kek
Secret playlist?

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EH FAK IT WHOI NOT

>that girl at the gym that stars at you when you walk in and stares at you from across the gym and stares at you when you leave

Why can't I just walk up and say hi.

Is she autist, then?

because if you ugly she will say rape. if you cute she will find it sexy. Only way to get to talk to her is if you have to share the same workout machine and you have to take turns.

>be me
>circumstances force me to work out near a girl
>she leaves before I've even finished my first set
>feel bad because i think she left because of me

There's definitely a gym waifu I'm crushing on that I think caught me looking at her.
>consciously avoid looking at her now bc I think she thinks I'm a creep
JUST

Strangely enough, I become a complete sperg around girls I'm attracted to. Whenever I talk to a dude or a girl that doesn't interest me I'm cool as ice.

Underrated

>that 5'10" latina with a slim waist and thicc ass that always does booty exercises in loud colored yoga pants
>find her insta
>19 year old single mom

Welp.

>that old frumpy housefrau who stays on the treadmill walking at 2mph forever

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>that girl who catches you hiding under the bench mid fap

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>cute girl keeps looking at me, I keep looking at her back.
>make eye contact
>she almost waves
>I look away
>in the corner of my eye I see her pissed off
Fuck bros

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dude, everyone is like that until they get the practice being cool around bad bitches. get that practice

That feeling when no one ever looks your direction in the gym

Just keep working on it bro, we'll get there some day.

Been the opposite for me a few months ago when i had mad acne. I am taking acutane now and it's mostly gone, but the looks people gave me back then were cutting deep

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