It's my 26th birthday today guys. I'm working on my doctorate for a six-figure job in a field I love...

It's my 26th birthday today guys. I'm working on my doctorate for a six-figure job in a field I love, my beautiful wife is baking me a cake, and I'm about to PR my deadlift today (425 lbs).

I have every year I have all I really I could want, so every year I wish on my birthday for you guys to make it. I wish for you guys to reach your goal weight, to PR a new lift, to talk to that girl/boy you've been eyeing, and to succeed in all your endevors. You managed to help me lose 80 lbs and get my priorities straight Jow Forums, so I hope the same happens to you. I believe in you guys, and I love you all. (very homo)

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y-you too...

love you too bro (very very homo ;D)

Happy birthday, user!
I love you too!

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y-you too
happy birthday anomn

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Happy birthday dude. Hope I can accomplish something similar in four years when I turn 26

Im so happy for you user, i wish i get married at 25 like you did and i wish you all the best, only 19 so i have a long way to go

Pathetic LARP. However, unlike you OP, I actually have all of those things. Kill yourself.

I hope you find happiness user.

That means a lot to a dood who essentially hit rock bottom a week ago. Only one way to go from here, and I intend to keep moving forward with as much willpower as it takes. Happy berfday, user.

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>26th birthday
>working on my doctorate for a six-figure job
this is hardly humblebragging worthy, user

Even so I think user is farther than most people on this website so it's still a good a accomplishment to be proud of

I was there too once, now I'm here at this point. Climb on, user.

Oh certainly so, I'm sure there's someone out there that got their doctorate at 16, makes eight figures, and married a loyal asian qt3.14 virgin, but better late than never. You only miss the chance to improve when you're dead.

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Haha

Fuark. Happy birthday user.
L-love you too...

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I don't wanna do anything, just die. I need to find something to obsess over to keep me from killing myself. Lifting is not working anymore.

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thanks

Based
God bless you user

HBD my dude. Keep making it

That’d be the dream, user. I want to be a video game designer/programmer. I’m very happy for you user, I was being a fat fuck again but three days ago I started keto and I immediately went from 265 to 254. It’s posts like these that give me hope. Godspeed user. Also to all anons who think they can’t do it, we’re. All. Gonna. Make. It. Brah.

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HBD bro. Next time I'm at a party, can you introduce me to some people and kinda nudge me if I start to say something stupid?

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happy birthday user

you can do it, bud

I just lost my job 2 days before Christmas, so I'm trying to scale up my side business.
I'm starting to feel the urgency to get shit to happen.
>tfw we're all gonna make it because we have no other option

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Thanks, OP, you're a shining example in these dark times. I'm turning 26 this year, too, yet I have nothing to show for it. I could only dream of being in your position. One day, though.

>I need to find something to obsess over to keep me from killing myself. Lifting is not working anymore.
Just don't obsess over a female, bro. It won't end well and will just make you hurt more. Try another sport, maybe with a focus on teamwork so you can get some bros that have your back. We'll get there.

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>I'm turning 26 this year, too, yet I have nothing to show for it.
36 master-race reporting in
when you have time, you have everything in the world

I know nothing about you except that you are young.
I'd still trade my 6-fig salary, gf, and house to be you.
>my fellow boomers will lie

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>Just don't obsess over a female, bro
I wont, I'm too fucked in the head for that. Caring about a woman makes me hate myself, so I think I'm covered there.
I meant I need a job or a business, something productive to spend time on. I could spent 8 hours a day painting plane models but it'd make me worse mentally. Basically I wanna larp as rust cohle.

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Habby birthday, fren :)

Happy Birthday user

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I'm 33, I work at Sam's club, I have to wake up at 3am so I can make 13 dollars an hour, I'm rejected constantly by women, I can barely deadlift 360 lbs. Fuck you and your happiness. Fuck your smug virtue signaling. Get off my fucking internet.

Never too late. Stop selling your time and start selling your expertise.

>best boy shafted this arc
Can't wait for it to end.

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>tfw 27 and have an interview for a phd scholarship coming up
>no gf either

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Dude, it's better than being 28 and working a McDonalds with no initiative. Count the blessings you have, keep on the path, and remember nothing is too late or over until you're dead.

Happy birthday user. You truly inspired me.

I'm 25, and have a beautiful, wholesome gf who motivates me a lot. Except I'm still in college and still have like at least two more years to go, while she is about to finish her Master's Degree and buy her house..

Yes I know, this is laughable and some people in this thread will talk shit at me. But hey, if you knew my girl.

Still, user. I'm happy for you, and I hope God keeps blessing you and your family. Thank you for your wishes. Stay awesome.

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Cheers broseph

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Happy Birthday user, I just turned 26 myself in the past hour. I had a few years of depression after a breakup, but recently I'm on a solid road to recovery!

I finished my degree which is something I never though I would do, and have recently been getting in the best shape of my life :^)

Time to go out and get my dream job and find my qt gf.

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You can make it user! We love you! Also Christ loves you. Fear is the enemy for sure, beat its ass!

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Christ! Open up a Bible and read it’s pretty good. Plus he’s Lord so lift for him. You’re gonna make it user, love ya

Obsess over making the world a better place in hopes that Christ will come back soon.

Hope is best when it’s the light of our world.

Here’s what the Bible says

Paul writes this in Romans 8:24-25

“For in this hope we were saved. But hope that is seen is no hope at all. Who hopes for what they already have? 25 But if we hope for what we do not yet have, we wait for it patiently.“

Hope in the Lord your God

“but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.“

Isaiah says this, but God also speaks in this dialogue with Isaiah, as Isaiah had the Holy Spirit to help him write

For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.

The Lord says that. Anyway that’s all, you’ll do well user the Lord gives you so much if you just spend time with him! Don’t give up, you’re gonna make it.

Meant to say obsess over Christ* he’s awesome

Ghhg

quit christ-fagging a comfy thread