Which elder scrolls race is the most Jow Forums?

Whatever the most dyel, know it all, tfw no gf, incel race is. Altmer I guess.

Thalmor fear the Redguard

>breton
>manlets
100% Jow Forums

The nords

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My half Bosmer half Nord big titty orphan vampire bisexual waifu is the most fit

Altmer you faggot.

DAILY REMINDER TO DO SKOOMA SQUATS

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Nord and Orc

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argonian because he is a social outcast

If Nords are so fit how come they got btfo by the Empire and the Thalmar live in Skyrim rent free? Your Best Boy Ulfric is actually (((Best Boi))) Ulfric, pawn of the Thalmar.

Anyways, Argonians the CHAD race

>BTFO the Dunmer, took their land
>Daedra begin to fuck up Tamriel
>Argonians march into Oblivion, BTFO the Daedra on their home turf
>Daedra fucks up all of Tamriel except steers clear of Black Marshes
>Literally gene edited super soldiers created by sentient trees

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Nord, Orc, Redguard, Imperial

Better question, who would be more Jow Forums between a Warrior or a Thief?

Claws add +10 damage to unarmed

Breton every time because magic is OP as fuck. At least in Morrowind, best game. Fuck skyrim and fuck zoomers

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>khajiits and argonians can't even wear boots
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THEIR FEET
PPWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Orcs

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redguard and imperial mix

Buffscale?

>he wears boots
>he doesn't simply level into unarmored
>he carries unnecessary weight
>he doesnt steal fucking constantly

I like the bosmer, they're good stealth archers

>being so weak and pathetic you need to wear extra clothing to protect your tender feeties also what you wear on your feeties will be judged by smug females who are socially higher than you and will ruin your mating chances with any of them

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>he doesn't wear boots of blinding speed and fly across the caves raping all living things in half a second
Next you gonna say "jus use alchemy bro" like a fraudfag you are, hahaha.

I'm excited for my boys Kai and Shane. Both their fights gunna be bangers

breton trash

There is nothing wrong with alchemy in Morrowind. Yes it is OP and too easy in oblivion but that game is horrendously easy to break as a mage anyway.

Whenever there’s a redguard by me at the ATM I get nervous

Argonians can breathe underwater. It makes them the masterrace.

You can do that at an alteration level of 25 which you have as a breton from the start. If you don't go magic you are a pants on head retard. Bound bow does 2-50 damage and is fucking weightless.

Nobody bests an Orc. My favorite build is always conjuration and two-handed weapons.

>play Skyrim
>make Breton mage
>6 hours into the game go into third person when I’m with my companions
>realize the Breton is a complete manlet
>restart game as a nord, the true Chad and 1488 race

>skyrim

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Or you can even just swing by any alchemy shop and buy a cheap potion for pennies that will do you just as good, if you can't be assed to spend weeks to reach novice magic levels.

>spend weeks

Training magic is literally the easiest of all skills but acrobatics

Not if you don't have the aptitude and born without mana.

based triple boomer

Orcs
>ugly
>smell bad
>worship alpha male culture
>fail at everything they do
>hated by everyone
>worship their big, ugly dead dad (Rich)

based indeed

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>he picks anything but a magic skilled race

Absolutely fucking retarded. Mark/recall, levitate/ fucking HEAL/ bound DAEDRIC WEAPONS LEVEL FUCKING 1/ CURE DISEASE/poison

Magic is so OP and with the roll for hits it is far more effective than mele weapons at low levels to simply use a touch spell than swing and miss until your endurance runs out and you end up falling over as fucking cliff racers rape you to death

Skol,fellow nord.

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I know, I'm talking about average nobodies destined for nothing. You think they can practice magic right away? Not so sure.

>slave race to sentient trees
>could only invade Morrowind in the midst of Red year
>Literal scalies

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so far the Redguards are the strongest warriors of Tamriel but the Imperials can train literal farmers and turn them into an army. Right now according to the lore the dominating race is the tall elves with powerful magic.

Lore wise, it's the Orcs.

Oh god imma need source

>magic users
>virgins
Pick Both

Seriously has anyone that goes full magic is always a fucking boring loser.

And the answer is KAJIIT

Jow Forums Boomers: Nord
Jow Forums Doomers: Orc
Jow Forums Zoomers: Bosmer

You can't go full magic in morrowind.
The game is set up in a way that makes it almost impossible to do so.
It's more viable to become a fist fighting alchemist then a full mage.

You don't even play morrowind

>using literally only skyrim armor in your shitty traced deviantart tier faggot shit
>wasting time of your life on this
lmao what a joke, get a load of this zoomer tasteless faggot. Also, this is not Jow Forums related in the least, hope you die in a ditch.
Nigger

>swamp niggers
>master race

Yeah ok senpai

Nigger

Lmao this

Niggaaaa

*sips skooma "morrowind, now that was a game"

Bearmode + Wim Hof method

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Dunmer, as shown by house Redoran and Telvanni being uberchads in their own right

Nigger

argonians ofc

>Outcasts of society
>Autistically obsessed with fitness
>Despite being autistic, they manage to clan together out of their spite for everyone else "The Normies"
>Only respect those who fit their arbitrary standards of strength
>worship the outcast Gods (Bloatlord)
>Strong, muscular body
>Ugly face

Orcs are 100% the Jow Forums race.

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malacath is literally boethiahs shit and orcs will never recover from that

Its the Orcs. They are physically stronger than any of the other races by a mile.

>insulting our god-king
>in 2019

Get the fuck outta here Bosmer

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dunmer you fucking green n'wah

Good lord, what would he look like if he cut

Orcs for elves and nord/redguard for humans

>LE SKOOMIES
>LE SKOOMIES ARE READY

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tfw it's biceps and abs day

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what's the mod for this?

Breton with 100% magic resistance.

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based and redpilled

>no dunmer left
>only have robots remaining
>uuuuhhhhhh must have lifted why else make robots to do lifting for them
Face it, they gave up lifting as soon as they built themselves an alternative

Thats the dwemer you retard

Literally never played TES as different race than Nord. Am i missing anything?
It just feels wrong

Nigger.

Nigger

a god

breton for no reason at all

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Homeboy’s got 2 tails!!

>Inblyign Nord can read

>skol
>amon amarth
>"nord"

Neck yourself, bögjävel

Redguards canonically. Orcs in gameplay.

>who is Shalidor

>enwah
Hippity hoppity, lizards are property

N'WAH

HeY hEy PeOpLe

Orc obvs but breton is the only sane choice

The REDGUARD man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let’s start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Hammerfell, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past. TheREDGUARDman’s demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(Imp*r**l and n*Rd dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his sword. TheREDGUARDsword is curviest of all the races. As the sword is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make theREDGUARDman the most masculine of men. This large weapon is able to annihilate the pride of the bravest of n*Rdlings, being able to more than slice through all the recesses of their puny im*r**l necks. Its length ensures that when it slices, the potent hammerfellian steel will immediately enter the armour of the “warrior” theREDGUARDman destroys.
In total, theREDGUARDman expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in battle. When he fights, he unleashes the entirety of his fury and power upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why theREDGUARDman is the epitome of masculinity.

N*rdlings and (((imperials))) cannot refute this

Good meme but Redguards are Arabs, not niggers. Those are Khajiit, which despite being only 8% of Tamriel's population, commit over 40% of the crime.

Nord every time. Orc is Jow Forums the same way a nigger is Jow Forums. Their heart isn't in it.