I’m at Academy and they have these strange monkey kettlebells. Does anybody know what these are...

I’m at Academy and they have these strange monkey kettlebells. Does anybody know what these are? The only identifying information says “0.5 Poods” on the small one and “1.5 poods” on the orangutang. They’re also incredibly pricey. Anybody know what the deal is?

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you're supposed to pray to these before stepping onto the floor with all the equipment. Just like how you bow before stepping on the mat in a martial arts gym

Proof of the “poods” measurement. It’s also really fucking heavy, easily more than the 50lb normal kettlebell nearby

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A pood is a unit of mass equal to 40 funt.

An old Russian proverb reads, "You know a man when you have eaten a pood of salt with him."

onnit primate kettlebells

lmao
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How many poods can you handle OP?

im about to go do a big pood

>poods

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The only acceptable attire when lifting in poods.

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I thought this response was fucking with me
Who would ever buy these?

joe rgoan fans

>star wars fitness
Why do ((they)) have to ruin everything

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a pood is ~16 KG
what a stupid fucking word lmao

Not gonna lie, I would buy those if I was setting up a home gym

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They're for niggers

cursed jungle gains

>kettle bell
>ape themed
I would be fucking shocked if these weren't licensed by joe rogain.

Poods are old russian measurement system, they sometimes use it for kettlebell measuring, cause they are old too. 1 pood = 16 kg, 1.5 =24 kg, 0.5 = 8 kg, obviously. You can adjust to retard units on ur own. T. Russfag

99% sure I work at this academy. But .5 pood=18lbs. They’re Onnit’s way to brand kettlebells as something other than kettlebells, that’s it.

they are its onnit his fuckkingigngingign company for fitness look at the video up abit

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FUCK I can feel the gorilla gains coursing through me just listening to this video

i assume you mean jews but i really hate manchildren
its their fault that this company can sell a darth vader kettlebell for 150 dollars