When his height starts with a 5

>when his height starts with a 5

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>when her weight (lbs.) is in the triple digits

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>mfw a bitch that ugly once said that to me

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cope

> when her weight starts with 2

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>when your wife and kid get you socks for Christmas

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>when her weight is over 50kg

>when her weight starts with a 3

Real tho short guys aren't human.

Is that Chris Benoit?

>when her age starts with a 3

>when he obsesses over what is conventionally attractive

>when his hair is receding

cope

>when her weight starts with a 2

>when her children =/= 0

No thanks, I don't like tobacco

>when she has a hairy cootch that she has to shave every time and is filled with razor bumps that are doomed to look like STI's

DHT fucks women up too, roastie

>when women’s opinions don’t matter because you have quaaludes

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Based

>when her clothing size starts with an x

Based rapist

Paying whores to get fucked up off of knockout drugs while you fuck them is rape in hindsite.

Based and rapepilled

Based

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POPE

I like my bitches xs sooo

cope

Cope

Btfo how will lanklets ever recover.

>when her weight starts with 1

>when your weight as a male is 50 kg and you are not a skeleton

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>when her N count is more than one (apart from you)

>when she isn’t a virgin

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Libtart destroyed

I'm 7'2

you're right i wouldn't date a 50cm man

>dating womanlets
Nah

>when he browses the 'ch0n

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>when she browses Tinder for 'friends'

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Yes

kek

tfw when 5'9.5 and girls still called me short a few times i want to end it all

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They called you short because you are short. Wtf are you on about?