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drunk af rn make me laugh

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imgur.com/a/4ntXjAN
youtu.be/vtJ_LRCHmuk
bbc.com/news/world-australia-46914419
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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yorm

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President Donald J. Trump.

Is still your president and a better man than you.

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I ain't got much on my PC. I'll look through my phone pix. one sec

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My back is starting to hurt from carrying this thread.

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But I strive on

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don;t worry OP i'll help

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Missed the new year comic, anyone have it handy? This seems like the only appropriate place to ask.

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Yes... YES... MORE!

President Hillary R. Clin-pfftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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There's no new comic this year user

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Are you serious, I've looked forward to it since last year because of how much happiness it brought me. I was expecting such a low blow..... I just thought I kept missing it somehow.

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One of my favorite fit threads of all time.

u wot m8

There is, I have it right here.

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He's not serious but I don't have it saved either so fuck you.

>5 minute cooldown between posts

I don't have time for this. Here's an imgur link.

imgur.com/a/4ntXjAN

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Thanks user, no idea why but this really make me happy.

Where do I get one?

Just Google monkey face tank top. I literally just ordered one off ebay. Won't be here until April, though. Friggin Chinese

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why the fuck is that so funny

Wait, How long has It been out? Don't know why i didn't see It.

these are not funny

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Is this waterboarding-bro?

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Someone on /x/ needs to be let loose on that statue

it takes like a minute to put it all together in paint, dude

can you achieve this natty?

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SCP-173 has breached containment

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based and 1rmpilled

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I don't get it, what is this?

Your 1 rep max

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>the weights are the same color
>the patter on the rag seems to be the same
he looks like he is the waterboarding user

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What the hell is a deepwater jew?

not a strange question, since they are very rare not many people know about them

You'll know them when you see them.

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my fucking sides

>this was 5 years ago

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fucking kek

this except replace two months with two days
what makes whey protein smell SO fucking bad especially with milk
some sciencebro please elucidate

I really like this

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γιατι εχει ρωσιkα ρε μλk στο χερι, χαχαχα τι σkατα?

holy shit is that a hatchet or what ... how is there so much blood

Literally an axe to the face

Hot, but also rape.

kek

got any close ups of the wound/pics of the victims afterwards?? assuming they both lived

They both lived, tranny went to jail. Happened in aussieland.

explain pic related pls

what the fuck, i actually can't stop laughing

jazz, from some tranny show where some kid gets manipulated by his psychotic whore mother into chopping his dick off. his neovag collapsed in on his colon or something and now its leaking shit, horrifying stuff.

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Fuck me, that's some rage inducing shit right there, I mean the webm. They put this shit on television?

Forgot my funny

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David Foster Wallace once wrote a piece about David Lynch. In the piece, he coined a new term: "Lynchian". Wallace described a Lynchian tone as "the unbelievably grotesque existing in a kind of union with the unbelievably banal."

He described a husband beating his 1950s housewife to death because she bought the wrong brand of peanut butter. "I told you to buy the JIF," he'd say as he's clobbering her to death. This, he said, would qualify as almost perfectly Lynchian.

I think "I Am Jazz" enters into Lynchian territory. The .webm above shows a simple domestic scene. The women look like average suburban moms. They're relaxing on the couch. One imagines they might be discussing casserole recipes when we cut to them. But it slowly dawns on us that in the living room, with placid expressions on their faces, they're talking about the woman's transvestite son's genitals.

Despite the obvious subtext and the producers' hope to normalize this horror, the average person is totally disgusted. Nevertheless, the viewer is fascinated. We're drawn further into this. The sheer naked horror of what they're saying, the blase quality with which they're saying it, it creates this brutal paradox that almost rapes the viewer's basic sense of what is decent.

One, very concise and poignant.
Two, if there was anything that would convince me to go out and make change with high velocity lead, it's the fact that not only does this exist as something on television, but several hundred if not thousands of people have to sign off on this to make it work.

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thanks for posting it

>milk smells bad when it isn't refrigerated
Whoa are you sure dude?? Sciencebros confirm pls

People rarely does from blood loss sustained from head injury. The main threat is damage to the brain/airway. Thankfully it was a weak female

>female

THat was no female.

Yeah it’s a show on tlc called I am jazz. I haven’t the courage to watch that train wreck because I might smash my tv and go live in the woods

Damn you guys right lol. Trannys gon keep choppin even after the dick is gone

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here's some comedy
youtu.be/vtJ_LRCHmuk

hot

Does anyone remember what the 'Fucking water, I'm in hell' is in reference to?

guy taking showers that were too hot, yelling weird shit to himself when he thought he was home alone

bbc.com/news/world-australia-46914419
purge trannies

>skwat team

lost

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you can see in the first frame its a sledgehammer

It was a cold shower in harsh winter if I recall correctly.

bacteria that feeds on protein