>activate traps
>get added to the list of vietcong casualties
Activate traps
Robert Smith
Jonathan Russell
>dumbell flys
>need to tie them down
Asher Allen
>free weights
>gym staff gets mad at me when I try to take some dumbbells home
Xavier Perez
>decline bench
>do it anyways
Kevin Johnson
go to bed dad
Zachary Perry
>the press
>still happy
Ryan Kelly
>squatting
>get asked to leave the premises
Oliver Richardson
>deadlift
>Still alive
Charles Mitchell
>decline bench
>bench insists
Christian Stewart
>Lying lat raise
>Believe it like an idiot.
Nolan Perez
>chin ups
>still depressed
Chase Thompson
>cutting
>no scars
Adam Baker
Christopher Barnes
>Skullcrushers
>Face still intact
Justin Murphy
>dumbbells
>actually smart
Ethan Phillips
Brayden Anderson
>Lunge
>its brekfast
Luke Wright
>hypertrophy
>give it Xanax
William Flores
>Deadlift
>Doesn't rob graves
Jacob Adams
>power rack
>plug phone in to charge
Jaxon Butler
>dips
>would rather have snus
Jose Ortiz
based
Ayden Nelson
>Dips
>No chips
Chase Howard
>skullcrushers
>skull remains completely intact
Wyatt Rivera
>good mornings
>it's midnight
Ryan Carter
>rows
>do it sitting down
Aaron Miller
Ha nice
Ian Roberts
>free weights
>don't have those in israel
Jace Adams
>GOMAD
>actually quite calm
Joseph Sanders
>SS
>not german
Jaxson Cruz
My life be like
Jeremiah Foster
>use dumbbells
>actually pretty smart
David Sanchez
>Arnold press
>haven't heard any news about him lately
Ian Campbell
> Squats
> Removed for sleeping at gym
Daniel Torres
>Barbell curl
>Barbell is straight
Carter Rodriguez
>trap bar deadlifts
>gym transexual still alive after impaled by barbell via asshole
Jose Morris
>EZ bar curls
>It's not easy, it's fucking heavy
Dylan Thomas
>deadlift
>arrested for desecration of a corpse
Austin Stewart
>trap bar deadlifts
>no transexual nightclub nearby
Evan Gomez
>BARbells
>They dont even have the license to be a lawyer
Carson Allen
>trap bar deadlifts
>dead pig carcass in the way
Carter Barnes
>power cleans
>vacuum cleaner not even plugged in
Thomas Rodriguez
>SS
>no mommy gf
Julian King
>preacher curls
>then blesses his congregation
Jose Ramirez
>Hack squat machine
>Publish it on wikileaks
Dominic Lee
>push pull legs
>severely dislocate femur
Jacob Miller
>squat
>actually playig solo!
Parker Wilson
>clean & jerk
>Should have done opposite
Samuel Mitchell
>breaststroke
>never touched a boob
James Brooks
>hanmer curls
>use dumbbell
Ayden Robinson
>smith machine
>gym confiscated my tools
Blake Green
>pistol squats
>dead bums everywhere
Josiah Phillips
>Superset
>My life doesn't contain anything
Christopher Walker
>stiff legged deadlifts
>the corpse’s was limp
William Murphy
>diddle
>get arrested
Camden Powell
>Overhead press
>Cracked my skull from the force
God I'm getting strong on SS
Ryder Russell
Based and snuspilled
Blake Walker
>single arm curls
>I’m not an amputee
Ryder Reyes
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Grayson Hernandez
>spin class
>not in centrifuge
Henry Morgan
>Deadlifting
>Gym peasant-folk threaten me with pitchforks and try to burn me at the stake
Fucking manlets
Mason Cook
:DDDD
Colton Roberts
>OHP
>load save
Isaiah Gutierrez
Kekkkkkkkk
Gabriel Kelly
Austin Rivera
>Clean and Jerk
>Cleans after he jerks off
Aaron Rivera
>Calf raises
>just another day on the farm
Oliver Rogers
Explain this one..... when I did SS I had a mommy gf
Jackson Collins
>hack squats
>get banned
Jaxson Ramirez
>Tricep extensions
>Triceps still the same length
Benjamin Cook
>dumbbell flyes
>can't reach them because only 5'10
Cameron Cruz
>barbell shrugs
>it's not sure
Michael Edwards
>SS
>too old to be harassed by mommy
Henry Baker
kek
Michael Richardson
>decline bench
>arch even more so it's a double-decline bench
Adrian Hughes
>Cable machine kickbacks
>I'm the only one who shows up
Liam Watson
>facepulls
Nathan King
>sitting rows
>discover America
Christian Young
>deadlift
>shes still dead
William Perez
based
Nathan Gomez
Gonna steal this for next thread, but I’ll spell it “bredfast :D” like I’m spurdo so the joke flows better.
Elijah Wright
>Facepull
>Now my face hurts
Joseph Campbell
>Push Ups
>no longer getting deliveries
Jaxson Hernandez
>pec deck
>actually just made of wood
Jacob Anderson
Brandon Hernandez
>pull ups
>all the kids wearing big boy underwear make fun of me
Cooper Rogers
>low row
>it's actually on the top row
Connor Ward
>do isolation exercise
>get lonely
Landon Williams
>facepulls
>face is still wrinkly
Ryder Brown
>barbells
>order last drink and go home
Nathaniel Campbell
the SAME thread EVERYDAY with the SAME POSTS isnt funny you faggot redditors. stop running every single meme into the ground
Ian Bailey
>cable crossovers
>prefer sky
Gabriel Ward
>Get dubs
>Still a bitch
Grayson Brown
>Cable kickbacks
>happy I invested in that cable company