Why are non-human animals so fucking Jow Forums bros?

Why are non-human animals so fucking Jow Forums bros?

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Animals keep fairly physical and they're quite light compared to us.

Natural diet and plenty of exercise.
I have two cats for example. One eats properly, spends 7-8 hours outside hunting a day and supplements his diet with birds/ mice/ etc.
The other is mostly sedentary, over eats and often has to go on a special diet.
The former is visibly fit, the latter is visibly fat.
Most humans fall into the second category.

lmao that's just 2 muscle ups, dumb ass dyel rat

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Humans evolved big brains, good eyesight and upright posture to survive. Most animals evolved good hearing/smell, have a greater natty muscle ratio and other defenses to survive. Look who came out on top

>I have two cats

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KEEP PULLING LITTLE HAMMY

Well. my parents do.
I had to move back home for a bit due to the shit housing market.
Looking forward to moving out again once I have enough money together.

they will never learn

Humans have fine motor tensors so we can use our fingers with precision. Other animals don't have this so they get larger upper bodies easier to compensate. Its why our legs blow up easily but our arms don't.

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fucking hamlets.

>I had to have mommy and daddy pay for me cuz life is hard
Rent then, nigga.

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Are humans the only animals that can touch their own backs with their forelimbs?

Weight to muscle fibre density ratio, you dumb nigger.

fear keeps them fit

People will respect you more if you're honest about moving home to save money rather than blaming it on the market

I imagine monkeys and non-human apes probably have an easy time touching their backs than us.

*easier time

this, they don't have a concept of security

they only know that every second could be their last

humans absolutely btfo every animal on the planet in terms of dex and end

Fuck you cats are pussy magnet where I'm from.

beats me senpai
just look at the size of him!

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