>blue bananas are superior in color
>182 calories per banana
>taste like vanilla ice cream
>5 inch starter plants can be bought on amazon for $20
>fast growing, takes about 15 months to mature
>hardy, cold tolerant
If you're still spending your money on shit tier yellow bananas from the store then you need to face it, you're never going to make it.
Why are you eating yellow bananas?
Jackson Gutierrez
Lucas Sanders
>vanilla???
wtf I wanna taste this
How cold tolerant??
Nathan Anderson
they're pre-order only due to season, probably expensive as fuck to ship. go bad as fuck during shipping, and cost $100 for 13lbs.
Adrian Butler
>they're pre-order only due to season, probably expensive as fuck to ship. go bad as fuck during shipping, and cost $100 for 13lbs.
no, retard.
amazon.com
you can buy one right now. they are $20 and eligible for free amazon ground shipping. this vendor has good rating and replaces if it arrives bad. there is no excuse not to grow your own blue vanilla ice cream bananas.
Brandon Johnson
Pretty tolerant for a tropical plant.
They can be grown outdoors in the Seattle area for example. They are by far the most cold tolerant of any banana variety. they can survive with 12 feet of height too.
seattletimes.com
Nathaniel Rodriguez
What if I don’t want to have to cultivate my own bananas
Colton Thompson
You don't want vanilla ice cream banana yogurt or oatmeal? Hard work always has it's rewards.
Andrew Price
Only a fat fuck with Blaha genetics would crave "vanilla ice cream tasting bananas"
The sole thought of that nastiness makes me shiver
Benjamin Fisher
>ref=
ITT: OP tries affiliate marketing but chooses a shit product that doesnt grow in 90% of the world and chooses a even shittier website to promote it
Blake Brooks
One of the biggest things I miss about living in asia was the bananas. I don't know where we import our bananas from in the west but they are just flat out inferior. Its also really sad how hard it is to find rambutans here.
Tyler Thompson
rambutan is a hairy lychee
Sebastian Wilson
would they grow in poland?
Logan Howard
Only soiboys and thots enjoy ice cream
Sebastian Long
>2019
>Not cultivating your own bananas
Bro, do you even?
Jose Carter
This just made my year
Juan Nelson
Well I live in the Midwest and have to deal with negative temps for months on end
Kayden Allen
I live in minnesota.
I remember growing up, one of my rich friends had a banana plant in his house. But alas I am not rich, and I don't have >12ft ceilings.
Mason Harris
>paying $20 for bananas on Amazon
Xavier Collins
> why aren't you eating these even more manmade gmo new blue tier bananas.
Jacob Roberts
>fast growing, takes about 15 months to mature
That's some high quality stupid
Jonathan Diaz
It's because they're shipped here raw or they'd spoil on the way.
Anyway wtf were you doing eating bananas, the mangoes are absolutely god tier in asia. fucking miss those little shits.
Luke Torres
>gmo
Ohhhh boy I sure hope you didn’t fall for the
>gmo is bad
meme friendo
Brody Walker
Lmao blacked
Luis Ramirez
Wut? They're talking about the plant, not the individual fruits.
Lincoln Gomez
Build a greenhouse.
Benjamin Robinson
I hope you didnt fall for the "unnatural doesn't cause you any harm" meme.