Massage + Lifting

Fuck do you get to bang her aswell?

how do you even find them?

>gay gymbro wants to practice sports massage on me after gym

n-nothing wrong with that right guys?

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Yes, once. I wanted to try and as her regular it wasn't problem to talk her into it. It wasn't bad, not at all, but I have retarded aversion to fugging escorts so I never repeated it. I do however often go for a tiddy fuck or her spreading massage oil with them.

It's fully legal here. Basically go to one website, search for a girl by a hair color, age, services, boob size etc. Then go to another and read reviews if she is not providing a shitty service. Then contact her on email or whatsapp or any similar app normies use and done.

You'll end up doing whole Lisa Ann impression with a thumb in your ass, bro.

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BASED
I have a thing with an asian mommy at a massage parlor and she likes to get fucked HARD.
Im often more tired when I come out because of this.

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OP cannot inb4 you dumb motherfucker

How long have you been going there?

2 years

Based and psychopilled

what website ?

I'm Czech, website is purely Czech market too.
>sex.cz/

I've been lifting for 2 years and never got a massage. Am I suppose to?

i asked personal trainers at my gym.

i prefer my sports massage to be non sexual, going to a place full of mostly older asian women with very firm hands. going about once a month.

still looking for a massage therapist that does nothing sexual but massages the buttocks, it is my weak spot (combined with lower back). if you know anyone in Amsterdam let me know please...

Once a month. None of the happy ending nonsense, I go to a professional sports masseuse to help with both work and exercise related issues. If I have some particular problem, he gives me exercises to do at home. If not, it's just a general nice maintenance massage before the weekend.

Happy endings are a meme btw. Professional massage therapists have work ethics as healthcare professionals.

Else, you're just visiting a glorified prostitute.

>prostitutes can't have certification and required education too

>giving some woman time and money
Lol what a gay

user you may be suffering from inflamed homo, not to mention critical lack of acceptance of massage pill for optimum gains.

Literally reading this as we speak.

About every 6 months whenever I am back in my home town. Female friend I've known for years runs a massage business. First time she massaged me, she got about 12 knots out of my shoulder blades. It felt incredible.

Citysexguide is a Pajeet infested hellpit.

>WET PuSsy To FUCK!!! 69 Enjoy

Is it wrong to pay for sex if you cant get it any other way?

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No, it is not. Ancient Romans were the most Chad civilization out there and they enjoyed the shit out of prostitutes with exactly zero social fallout.

I have a gf will they keep their hands off my junk or will this be a problem?

If you want to do it then go ahead and do it. After like 3 sessions with the same girl she'll give you a lower rate for being a regular of hers.

No and don't let Chads shame you for it

Word. I got one yesterday. My back hurts to hell, but I still forced myself to lift today, so long as my form was good. Now I'm fucking gassed. I'm hoping it will be worth it.

I can't help you since I'm in LA, but I know how you feel. I found a massage therapist who specializes in the hips area and she's the best.

Dude just get it for free on tinder and other apps!

I would speak against this. Your regular tinderwhore is shittier lay, looks worse, can't pick exactly what you want, have to invest fucking time to listen to her inane crap/money for date/alcohol whatever and chances are, she is also worse health-wise than a regular escort.

Also the possible drama, fuck that.

I do Thai Yoga massage. Anything less painful than shiatsu is just for pleasure, not gonna fix your muscles at all. Thai yoga massage will fuck up your shit though. You have to actively focus on allowing yourself to relax and allowing the muscles to loosen up.

fucking a prostitute is definitely less of a waste of time/money than using tinder, not to mention safer.

And they also believed the most masculine thing you could do is face fuck another man.

>mention to friend I like fucking escorts
>they get all defensive like "dude why do you waste money just bang girls for free"
>find out later he's texting 40+ year old single mothers

No, they didn't you flaming fag.

>paying for sex
>your friend gets it for FREE

Kek, this. Jesus Christ, there is no worse cuckery for an adult male than to care for other man's bastard just so you can get your dick wet.

I pity amerilards that can't have legal access to this

lol I actually am Dutch but no idea, sorry.

But why wouldn't any other serious massage therapist do the glutes? They are a muscle like any other

shit wrong (you) above ^

Based and MILFpilled.

you can't have sex with women without paying money. Well at least most people can't.

too old and tons of stretch marks
shes even got those blue veins that are disgusting

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I dated a professional massage therapist. She massaged me and sucked my dick all the time. Was great

You may have contracted severe case of gay, user.

State donated masseuse waifus when

redpill me on massages

If i had cash to burn like that i would go often for the secret menu heh

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Gimme a good reason not to go out and get a happy ending right now

>a few asian massage parlors in my area
>will have sex with you but they look horrible

what would you do?
anyone else in this predicament?

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I get a rub and tug once a week from an Asian twink. No doubt it improved recovery.

If you need the nut, go for it. If you caring more for looks to brag about your body count or something, work on your social skills and talk to people. You probably won't be bragging to whoever about paying $160 to fuck at a massage parlor.

Any good deep tissue massage therapist will work. Just google for one in your area.

>If you need the nut, go for it
Yeah youre right.
I guess I shouldnt ask for much in the looks department if im only paying $200.

left looks fine for a quick suck and fuck

Considering the location those places tend to be in, I wouldn't have high expectations in the looks department either.

Take it from an user who lives in an area with some of the best brothers and happy ending parlors in the world.
Do NOT go down that road. You've been warned. You can literally waste decades of your life and cause irreversible damage to your psyche if you use prostitutes. Most of the time you won't realize the harm this is causing/has caused until it is too late.

love me a good band of happy ending brothers

How that damage manifested and how exactly did you managed to get it, user?

It destroys your innocence, forms sexual addictions that leak into your everyday life in subtle destructive ways, and creates guilt deep inside that can be seen in your face and eyes.
There's a reason using prostitutes is a sin. Their eyes bring desire but their souls are diseased and that negative energy penetrates your aura and taints you for a long time.

The only difference between fapping and prostitutes is that fapping is cheaper. I felt all of those the first time I masturbated.

I don't care about various Jewish musings and tied pseudo-occultism, beyond some basic interest in New Testament and non-canonical gospels like Thomas'. Besides, Jesus chilled with prostitutes on a daily basis and his favourite acolyte was one too. I wholeheartedly agree with a healthy and practical views of old Greeks and Romans, regarding prostitution.

Your innocence will be killed off in contemporary world, one way or another. Do I wish it could be different? Most definitely. And it will be one day, in future ethnostate. Today we may only choose to some degree what will be that ruination. And I can guarantee, that there is a metric ton of much much worse ways, than prossies.

Forming sexual addictions is in-built issue bro, only enabled by something, but ultimately marks some deeper underlying issue you may suffer from.

I always say that if you are extremely sensitive lad who knows he is not in full control of his emotion (both must be rectified, if you want to call yourself a man) that you shouldn't go whoring. Otherwise you gonna be fine.

nonmarital sex is a sin
do not endorse hookers
think of jesus

>think of Jesus
>who often congregated with prostitutes
>and was possibly in love with one too, whom he made his favorite apprentice
You need to pick your idols better bro.

>How often do you guys get a massage, if ever?
Only on days ending in "Y". My husband went and took massage classes for me as a gift 10 years ago.

>>inb4 happy ending
Thats the best part of getting massaged.

whats her age?

Tbqh I have no clue. Her ad says 39, but I would add maybe 3-5 years. She has a nice face and takes cares of herself, so it's hard to say.

Fucking get a grip, ibe had 1 full service and.1 tug in 10 years. It aint addicting. You know whats addicting? Nicotine

usually trade tinder sloots massages, they love it and they love giving it

nice
good regular girls are hard to find
how long have you been going to her for service

Every month. She breaks me apart but I wake up better than ever

>how long
Definitely over one year now. I think we actually have pretty nice relationship, I sincerely believe she genuinely likes me in a sorta motherly way, since I'm much younger. I remember visiting her few days before Christmas. I brought her a gift and some chocolates she loves and she gave me a huge mom-like packet of homemade holiday food that is traditionally eaten here during Christmas and a free hour.

>good regular girls are hard to find
Most definitely. Internet reviews make it a bit easier, but it is still mostly on how much you click with the girl anyway.

>go to a distant city for a week
>staying in a small hotel
>gain free massage from shuffleboard game night
>go to hotel spa
>going to be my first massage ever
>a southeast asian girl, can barely speak english
>tip her a good amount of money
>she says "thenk yu"
>take off my clothes, she makes hand motions to me to take off my underwear also
>lay on the massage table
>she starts rubbing me
>raging boner incoming
>spaghetti starts to overflow
>close my eyes and think about the potential funeral of my mother, dying houthis in yemeni civil war, the eventual entropy death of the universe, existential crisis and nihilism
>nothing works, my dong is a metal rod now
>she recognizes it and i get discomfort
>"I-I'm sorry, I don't know what's happening to my body" ;_;
>she says "don't wory, relaks"
>30 minutes later massage ends
>tip her the same amount of money again
>go to my room to bust the biggest nut of my life

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Im surprised she even agreed to have sex with you.
All of the older ladies ive seen have only given me handjobs and refused anything else even though reviews say they offer full service.
They always tell me im too young and that I would be better off finding a gf for sex. It sucks that I have the money but I cant even get laid.

That sounds so strange. I don't usually pursue it, I don't like being pushy, but I have friends who do and it is mostly opposite experience. You in USA?

>dying houthis
Audible kek. Thank you user, great greentext.

a massage is glorious after returning from an extended lapse where you have DOMS. It aches soooo goood.

Yes US
Maybe I just look too young or they think im law enforcement.

>they think im law enforcement.
I would say this.

I only get them if I am having an issue in a certain region of my body. Maybe once every three to four months

Anyone a bit too fit or young gets red flagged as police.

Yeah
I did actually, yeah
At work and in my whites, serving the scoops of ice creams. This stunning redhead comes up to me
Here’s the story I had for a while long and then I was off to a massage
>sadly my boss doesn’t believe me and I owe him $50
This chick asks me what sort of creaming I can give her, I stutter that she can swallow whatever she wants
See. My boss is trying to get me into hook up culture and made a bet with me over it.
So it’s my house, I’m balls deep in her and she’s moaning my name.
As I cum I take a pic with my phone but she gets angry and leaves.
The photo is blurry but I’ll try to show it to my boss and win the bet.

but then why would they agree to giving me handjobs?