Nofap

I haven't fapped for a week.
I've been working out so much that I just don't feel like it.
Ask a guy who's achieved peak nofap anything.

Haha that would be crazy

0 days because I'm not fucking retarded holy shit this place is really full of autistic people

some coalburning whore that will kill herself in 10 years, skip it

>3daysin
>I'm so fucking horny and lonely
fuck nofap

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Current streak: Don't know, don't care
Longest streak: 9 months
Changes: Unloading once a week is the perfect amount for me to feel good

Captain's log: Day 25.

The fire consumes me. It has built within me, my bones have become as graying coals, burning all the hotter with inner luminescence. The entirety of that fire, at times, seems to burn hottest at the core of my wiener. My twin globes hang heavy like overripe pomegranates, bursting with seed. Even when I evacuate my bowels, little dribbles of white life-seed splatter uselessly into soiled water, fertilizing the womb on no concubine.

And meanwhile, sirens, harpies, and succubi torture my dreams. I have not given an inch to these maddening demons, nor has my seed burst forth, erupting like a veritable Krakatoa. In public I meet the eyes of every passing female, some that are far below my standards. I notice every glance, every gesture, and feel the pressure building within me to engage in conversation and give my bursting ejaculate to fertilize any willing womb, despite the face to whom it belongs.

The merest glance hardens my member to the consistency of adamant. I know not how much longer I last. This may be my last entry. The darkness of hell consumes me, and the flames seem to snicker as they dance at my inner turmoil. Surely, if there is a hell, it is no fap Day 25.

Current streak: about five minutes
Record streak: 33 days
Changes: after about two weeks I become a complete idiot around women seeking their attention

So the legend is true then.

If I don’t get with a chick, even a fatty for head, I’m gonna explode. I wish my game was better

>writing all this for 25 days

man you must be 14 or some shit

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS

Believe it or not, the harder and more often you wank will help you last longer when fucking a bitch

Bout to start nofap and noporn, wish me luck guysss!!!

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Overbeat my meat and be awkward with women, have deathgrip syndrome

Don’t beat my meat and feel normal and confident but insanely horny

I’ll take the second one

>awkward with women
you'll never make it

>telling people trying to improve themselves they’ll never make it, even if doing it for bait (3/10 btw)
No man, you’ll never make it and I feel bad for you.

you said your game was shit, I told you how to make it better, and you said when you do that, another part of your game gets worse

that's why you'll never make it, I wasn't just talking shit m9

It’s worse

Currently sitting at 42 days and 10 hours or so... My highest was 87 days but I’m currently considering giving the old sausage some work, I’ve been seeing this chick and I’m only getting mixed results, I’m either diamonds or completely flax

Current: I dunno like 2 days I think
Best: 2 weeks

I went and deleted all my porn again. I wrote a script that downloads images of rule34 that I'm kind of proud of but it's a pain in the ass because it's so easy to download all the r34 that I want.

Lmao what. You told me over beating my meat will help me last longer WHILE fucking a bitch. That’s not my issue, actually if you need to desensitize your dick by beating super hard you need to reevaluate what you’re doing imo. And even then, being able to last longer isn’t going to suddenly help me have game or be able to learn it. My issue is the before part, actually getting a bitch. When I stop beating off too much I have more energy and confidence, and start to talk to more women. In the past Ive always eventually gotten laid around the 3 week mark. I don’t see your logic man, but if beating off aggressively works for you then keep it up.

>NoFap
>Not the far more sustainable NoPorn

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Yo r34 shit is only one step up from cuck porn. That’s disgusting man. That should be motivation not to download or view it.

I don't beat off at all man, and by game I thought you meant stroke game, not actually trying to talk to a girl

and the aggressively masturbating is only for those who suffer premature ejaculation which is what I thought you were talking about

Noporn is implied when nofap is mentioned. What kind of retard does nofap and then tortures himself by watching porn? I guess if you’re referring to my op pic then I see what you mean. She’s just got enough that people will view the tread but not really what I consider my type lol

Oh right I'm supposed to blog about changes too
My dick gets tingly when I see anything slightly lewd. I was watching anime yesterday and I was getting flustered at the panty shots.

I know, I know. And most of it is drawn like crap anyway. Just doing my best to stop it, but I have to keep that script around because I need to take code snippets from it. So it's always gonna be there staring me in the face but I'll just have to fight the urge to use it

>9 months on no fap
>won't stop until i get to fuck a girl, probably will keep with the challenge though
>still virgin with no gf
>cutmylifeintopieces.jpg

Feel free to ask questions.

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Day 29, we all gonna make it brahs. Goal is full 90 days and then stop jerking completely.

OH LOOK ANOTHER NOFAP THREAD

People will tell you that your lack of success with women is your fault, but I'm here to tell you it's not true. You're just ugly.

Not him but you can masturbate on noporn. By doing noporn I found out that I can't ejaculate without visual stimulus, so there's that.

300 days

I get a ton of wet dreams. Only noticeable difference. Oh and I guess girls are generally more attractive.

Still a virgin because I don't go out meeting people with any kind of consistency.

>Still a virgin
that's okay mane, we all gonna make it, you just further behind right now is all, be more social, chat more bitches

chat up ugly bitches too because if you fuck up, who cares, she was ugly

do you know where you are?

Honestly i think the main problem is that i'm very passive and i don't look for too much for other girls.

Wow Jow Forums. Making stupid threads like this almost puts us on par with /b/ levels of autism. Not jerking off isn’t going to give you superpowers.

Get the fuck off my board

>dont fap for many years
>finally get a girl
>cum as soon as she touches your penis because years of no stimulation
>she laughs at you and leaves
TOP KEK
THIS IS YOUR ABSOLUTE STATE

Fuck, are you literally me?

Apart from that, some days i feel very excited, like i'm about to explode, and so i try to speak more with girls but still nothing.

2 days here.
I need to hide half of the Jow Forums thread because of hot womyn.

stop looking at porn, thots, naked women etc. don't look twice.

That's not how things works, user.

Wait what? That's what would happen? I'm not entirely sure about that.

/thread

Op here. Anyone who thinks about superpowers, shit anyone who even mentions it, is usually regarded as a moron. Thanks for being the only one to bring it up buddy.

>What kind of retard does nofap and then tortures himself by watching porn?

me

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Hi Schlomo, why don't you tell us more stories.

>i stopped fapping so now i deserve women's affection

of course you are from Jow Forums
you would literally do anything but actually improve yourself
you dont have a girlfriend because jews right?

Stop posting porn in the fucking nofap threads
>inb4 just boobs

>muh Jow Forums boogeyman
Why do you lie on the internet, user?

Op here, who’s talking about Jow Forums other than polfags?

my friend is a balding manlet that faps when he wants and he has a girlfriend
uh oh seems like personality is more important than body after all
>weeeeehhh im short thats why i dont have a gf
>i stopped fapping, where is my gf??
>t-totally not because of my shitty personality and incel behavior

Willpower check

it's about self improvement.
fools think people no fap for women.
we no fap to improve our discipline, and to clear our minds.
beta mindset losers will never understand

B&R

Still better than creaming your underwear and falling asleep crying every night imo

And IRL the odds are more in favor of a reaction in the likes of "oh hihi user you're cute I didn't think I had SO much effect on your haha, I'm ready for round 2 when you're ready"

>"oh hihi user you're cute I didn't think I had SO much effect on your haha, I'm ready for round 2 when you're ready"
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
JUST LIKE IN YOUR ANIMES, AM I RIGHT LOL

He is much more realistic than you, fucking kike.

Current streak: 4 days
Longest Streak: one week
Changes: none, at least noticeable ones.

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Lmao no

What nice body conected to such a fucking ugly face

im gonna go fap right now

>day 13 since last relapse
>going to church today
>must hide inevitable boner
>mostly simple to do since it is cold here and females are covered up
>just remembered that I will go to my uni's gym afterwards
>gym thots with yoga pants so tight that the contours of their labia are visible will be there
Pray for me, brothers

My current streak of 280 days is also my longest.
Benefits I've noticed is my skin is clear as fuck, also, my attention span when it comes to studying has increased drastically but this could partly be attributed to cold showers which I've been taking consistently for the last half year. Another benefits is that I notice girls starting at me when working out and going out of their way to work out close to me. Also, girls get really touchy feely around me, caressing and touching my arm, chest or shoulders when talking to me.

Based as fuck iron user. Godspeed.

I'm about to start my first Nofap of the month.

Longest streak was 23 days, though I average 7-9 days.

Biggest mental change on the 23 day streak was that I was alert, kind of hyper and I couldn't stop trying to complete other people's sentences; The biggest physical changes were increased energy, increased concentration, better cardio and blue-balling pre-cum every time I took a piss or a shit.

7-9 day streaks for me usually increased everything from above minus the blue balls, but on a much smaller scale.

Wish me luck Jow Forums

Godspeed user, you gonna make it.

More like
>I stopped fapping now my biochemistry is forcing me to seek women's affection

sure kek, keep nutting in your sleep

So I haven't had sex since Thursday night and my hair is getting thicker. Busting nuts myself or in a girl causes my hair to thin. Is it stress, semen retention, zinc, what could it be??

I think NoPorn is good. I'm not opposed to people doing NoFap.

I think it's legit for people who have psychological erectile dysfunction, porn addicts, cant stay hard during sex etc.

But do you really think not nutting once in a while is gonna turn you from a guy who doesn't get laid into Mr.Smash who nuts on a different chicks face every week?

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Sophomore year of college I went on a 100+ day streak and ngl I had my best semester school wise and socially. Literally had a few cases where people came up to talk and were like yeah you're aura and vibe was different

user, take this for consideration, male spiders get eaten by the females after they nut. After you've done the deed, you're no longer needed.

Reminder of who wants you to fail.

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nofap is a Jow Forums meme

I failed miserably last week, but I'll start again tomorrow onward. Wish me luck!
I think I seriously fucked up my testosterone levels with chronically masturbating to porn. I cannot get morning wood anymore. Aside from doing nofap, I'll also be taking ZMA and vitamin D3.

People don't do nofap in isolation, if you attempt it, you are probably addressing other issues in your life at the same time. But if it were a hoax, why does it upset the (((kikes))) so much?

Yes goyim, jerk more, domesticate yourself to a mentally unstable tranny

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they know about the test gains
they know it makes you docile

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not gonna happen she chose to burn coal

i know you are the tranny
nofap was designed by tranny pol psyop to make people hate themselves more and ruin their lives
every time you fail nofap, you hate yourself a bit more and live in sadness and constant worry about not breaking nofap
i know the truth, tranny, and hopefully one day more people will realize
and for you, the day you kill yourself is getting closer, tick tock

shes this nordic girl that fucks black guys (no lies)

look how nobody even mentioned trannies before, but now tranny out of nowhere
they do this all the time
watch out for this behaviour

This is your brain on Jewishness.

i just fapped and i feel great

Never eat where you shit

Starting today, anyone know what to expect in terms of benefits and tips for overcoming the urge

>fap daily
>feel great, no issues sexually or socially
reminder that NoFap itself does nothing, it's just a way for people to focus less on their dick and more on improving other aspects of their life
you can masturbate daily, but you just have to make sure you're not putting off more important things to do it

>peak nofap
>haven't fapped for a week
let's calm down a little

You’re the one following it like it’s some sort of secret to gains. And clearly I don’t mean it as some sort of comic book type superpower. Give your head a shake