Billy Joel is high test as fuck. Post your personal high test heroes

Billy Joel is high test as fuck. Post your personal high test heroes

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>Billy Joel is high test as fuck
explain how

Freddie was high test as fuck. He fucked (and got fucked by) everything that moves and wrote the most high test song ever, "Fat Bottomed Girls".

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Manlet
Fag

Myself.

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>makes the worst music anyone has ever heard and doesn’t even give a fuck what anyone thinks
>refuses to ring the doorbell like some virgin beta, just drinks a few beers and drives directly through your house into your living room

ALPHA AS FUCK

Billy Joel is the most boomer thing that’s ever been conceived

Billy Joel is a 5'4 manlet who looked like a troll his entire life and banged famous models.

He's a pretty damn talented musician honestly. The radio plays his 5 most corniest songs on repeat, but he has a wide range of good music. When he does corny bullshit he at least does it well.
Billy has always been great live, and is still pretty fucking good even into his old age.

Imagine singing Piano Man for 45 years and not killing yourself

Lotta boomers ITT

In the middle of niiiiight

Boomers are pretty high test tho

I've always hated Billy Joel's music.

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That’s got to be hell. Just listening to it feels like it adds 45 years to my life.

AND WE WOULD ALLLLLL GO DOOOOOWN TOGETHERRR

Jason Blaha

I don't think you understand what being alpha is.

>gets dumped my prime elle mcphereson
>settles for prime christy brinkley
beta as fuck

Gay AIDS indian can go right fuck off

based

Man I took my parents to see Billy Joel last year as an anniversary gift, and the guy is still an incredible entertainer. His banter between songs is godlike.

He played a cool dog in my favorite 90s disney movie

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saw him last year too, he's still got it

You have to have suffered a stroke or serious head trauma to genuinely enjoy Billy Joel's music. It's a litmus test for human vegetables

>fat
>bald
>fakes being a millionaire
>can only bang whores and porn stars
wew that was easy

>fakes being a millionaire
He's worth over 160 million
>whores and pornstars
Fuck you're salty

>Thinking the title of millionaire means anything

Poorfag detect

>tfw 23 and Piano Man and We Didn't Start The Fire are some of my favorite songs

>he's worth 160 million

Source?

WHY SHOULD I WORRYY