Butt

>stop eating processed foods and start growing your own (Way easier than you think)
>get a more physically demanding job (preferably outdoors)
>lift more
>walk 30 min in between workout days
>STOP POSTING YOUR ASS ONLINE
Taking part in feminine activities will make you more feminine.

>7 replies until the gay shit started appearing
You're slipping, Jow Forums...

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disregard what everyone here has said and merely lose 5kg of fat

>Hello? I'd like to report a twink, thanks

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If he didnt say hes male you would fapped too and you know it.

Nigger, women love asses like that.

Put something masculine in it

Wish that were me. What's your routine opie?

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>that ass hair

If you're gonna show off your twink features then fucking shave first, faggot. Nobody wants to picture eating cuteboi ass that's hairy.

shave it and wear stockings

it'll be great user, trust us

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there are products to get rid of stretch marks, but they usually go away over time

Squats and leg presses, my dude.

Please be in London

There is no fix for this, pic related, my ass.

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Have your left testicle surgically removed so that you can only have female children

I have the same problem, but my ass is much more feminine than yours.
It's as big as yours, but much more round and female-shaped.
Really wish there was a way to get rid of this. My female friends always comment on it and grope me when I'm not paying attention and I hate it. This is probably sounding like prime bait but I'm serious, it's not fun to be groped when you're a puritan

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Unironically have the opposite problem. I have a shitty looking ass. I don't want a females ass but mine looks weird. Will doing squats help give me a nicer looking ass?

me too brah, looks good in the gym though

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op here, i just do squats, glute bridges, lunges, and that one machine where you push back with your legs... also genes

god i wish my ass was this feminine

squats, lunges, and donkey kicks

God damn...that shit is flat!

who are you taking pics like this for

Like this is what i mean. Its bad. But thank you for the advice man. Should i chage anything in my diet as well?

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Jow Forums

i found that by shaving it, and applying baby oil liberally to my cheeks... it gave me a more masculine look, i hope you'll agree

pic related

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Good God, I want to squeeze a man's butt. Please gimme bf.

You'll have to fight my gf in afraid kek

you're just fat. lose weight.

How is /gaygen/ doing today?

grow butt hairs :3

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Being gay is a forced meme at this point.

more passable than most trannies wtf

>implying fit started becoming gay only recently

Probably get in shape and eat fucktons of spinach retard

Not the same guy, but how do I actually do squats? My heels go up in sky (like western spy) whenever I try to squat and that just will not do.

Another epic faggotry. This board has nothing to do with fitness.

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This is turning into one of those threads, isn't it?

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>that one machine where you push back with your legs
Is that the leg press or one of those gym thot workouts?

Checked.

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Youre a dude? You best start to lifting heavy now, no telling what might happen to you

I can instantly tell it's a man ass. I don't know how you faggots fall for this "trap" shit.
You can tell by the pelvic bone structure and the lack of fat deposits on the hips. Plus when a man gets fat enough to start storing it on his ass cheeks you can see a thick trunk/muffin top most girls do not develop.
Oh yes and also, the lack of a defined curve on the spine. Almost all girls are flexible enough to bend their back I'm breeding position, but I don't think I've seen a man outside of gymnasts who can curve their backs as much as a woman.

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The amount of knowledge you have on mens asses is unsettling, like a guy who knows way too much info about a serial killer who never got caught

Post butt

I'm just an artist who studies anatomy intimately. You have to learn and internalize all this in order to get gud.
Normies can't usually tell the difference between good art and bad art, and I'm starting to think the same applies to this trap shit. You just see ass cheeks with fat on them and your brain goes dumb. You haven't developed the proper skillset to spot flaws/inconsistencies instantly.

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haha imagine giving op a good hard paddling like just whacking away until that cute tutshy is all blistered and sore haha would be funny

lel fat people being permanently punished for their shit decisions is hilarious

Post moar

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I just want a handful of that fat oh my it feels just right. Makes me cry of joy. Life is so beautiful.

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>Post moar
I'm sorry user, but you have the gay.

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Mine looks like Hank Hill's butt.

You sound retarded.

You don't. You shave it and crossdress, retard

>normies
go back

women like asses

Wish the fags would fuck back off to /lgbt/

>he doesn't know

Rate my swimsuit

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I've been getting kind of turned on by these threads recently, please stop posting them

Pancake ass hoe

>I can instantly tell it's a man ass.
OP never said otherwise or tried to "trap" anyone. He is in fact asking how to be less feminine. It's like you saw an ass thumbnail in the catalog, and a bunch of people saying it looks good, and you entered full defensive mode for some reason. No one got tricked here, people just think a man's ass looks good, because Jow Forums.

without the suit is better. Also bent a little...
.

Lose fat.

Microneedle that ass user

Every time I come onto Jow Forums the more and more I question myself if I'm gay or not. I hate you.

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>"trap" shit
This isn't trap shit buddy. Everyone here is fully aware that it's a man's ass.

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t. newfag, this board would be shit without faggots

This is a Jow Forums thread alright

God that looks so yummy

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Ikr? Sad.

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Stop shaving it.

i want to get big but all the fat goes to my ass fuck this shit

This is now the gayest post of all time. Thanks Jow Forums

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No homo but sit on my face

>thread theme

youtu.be/oKny-b4AV98

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it looks good user you dont need to change a thing

nice and plumb id cuddle it

ffs i didnt see the hair

gay dont make your ass look like a girls you faggot

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How do I reach this mode? I'm a straight man btw

LOL FAG

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I hate you all

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its not gay if i didnt know faggot

>glute bridges
This is the future you chose.

It has to do with how I wanna be Jow Forumsness dick in some hairy high-test glute globes.

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u snigle bb?

Its even more gay then. It's repressed gay. Your primal brain desires men but you can't be yourself.