Mire thread

As much as I like women Id be down for that if she looked good. Dont miss a good opportunity user.

for 300hr steady i'd fuck an orange with nails in it.

this is what i was thinking, but then I was having second thoughts like... she is a braziian tranny who fucks every day for money...... she is blatantly going to be disease ridden, and I know I can wear a condom when plowing ass, but you know... there still might be other forms of contact and or kissing... I dont want to die of gay aids.

that's kinda gay my dude. it will make you question things, I wouldn't go that far desu senpai

You'd also have to keep in mind that you can almost guarantee her clients will be recording that shit. If you're comfortable with winding up on tranny threads on /gif/, go for it.

i wouldn't care about the videos so much, but i don't get the impression that they're recording the event... just sitting in the corner jerking off from what i can tell... she works out of a real fancy hotel too..

i've never been with a tranny, so i'm not even sure i could handle it... but i could find that out by meeting her/it...i guess...

i've watched tranny porn and been turned on by it like most degenerates here, but i did quit porn unless its just the occasional cam girl show.. so not really sure i could fuck a dolled up dude with a big dick.. and apparently it does have a very big one.

Don't fucking do it my man, you'll regret it

>Why would I initiate when she just plain ignored me?
what? He means you should've initiated with something interesting in the first place. Not again after she ignored you the first time

>be girl
>wearing those skintight legging things
>doing reverse situps on a bench
>my ass is facing the rest of the gym lol
>sit up after a set and make eye contact with a young dude walking towards me, his eyes flick up from my butt
>he realizes he’s been caught staring and looks away
>lol

yeah, that's gonna be a Yikes! from me

She was asserting dominance and you lost kek.

It may have been a mire but who knows. Are you in shape yet or what?

>edgy namefag

You don't deserve anyone's help.

How old are you guys? been doing that for 27y and even tho I had some stories it's not worth it, I may have never been told no but that's just the worst cope.
I have nightmares of regrets and think about all the crush I never approached. A miserable life is the only thing I got

>was waiting in line at tim hortons
>Qt girl standing in front of me
>she keeps turning her head slightly and looking at me from the corner of her eye
>caught her staring 2-3 times
>lock eyes
>she let's out a small smile and quickly grab her coffee
>I get mine
>I walk out of the store as she waits for me to approach her but I'm too much of a faggot to even walk up and start a conversation

YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN HER THE SYRUP

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Bro I've been to Canada once and let me tell you that place is so much better then dunkin or starbucks. I got this one Oreo coffee thing there and it was fucking amazing. I'm glad i don't live there so I'm not constantly tempted.

>You must entertain girls from the get-go
Ain't happening, if she doesn't have the decency to type down a simple hi towards me, she doesn't deserves any attention
I am so cool xdxd ekszdédédédé

>at pizzeria with boss and coworker
>2 roasties walk in in their bikinis
>boss and coworker mirin roasties
>roasties go outside to eat
>get up and go outside
>talkin to roasties
>one I'm interested in doesn't really seem interested in me
>go back inside
>roasties come in to get refills
>roastie I wasn't as interested in is eye fucking me filling her drink up
>overflows cup
>boss and coworkers givin me mad props

24. I ask out girls that I like, just not at the gym/work. Funny enough, these are the only girls I have in my life.

>havin sex
>girl I'm with slams her head on the arm of my couch
>stop for a second before going back at it
>texting her later "oh I didnt feel a thing, you were naked and about to be ontop of me"

It's some basic market logic. Girls get bombarded by Heys all the time, so it's boring.

YOU have to add value into the conversation. Obvious way to do that is by being hot (we are in a mire thread) but obviously since you're not hot enough to get a free pass you should work on your game. Or just get 'decency' as a stuck up prissy bitch and continue playing with no girls or girls less attractive than you could if you accepted basic social advice and graduated from sperglord

>be me
>recovering hamplanet
>see girl I haven't seen in at least 6 months
>she flips out, asks what my "secret" is, says I don't even look like the same person
>a different coworker is sharing a comic that's basically self deprecating for fat people
>when she shows me the comic she says "this doesn't apply to you since you're skinny"
>also the skeezy old customers at work catcall me all the time now, call me gorgeous and say shit like "you get better lookin' every time I see you"
>they're harmless so I take it as a compliment (because it is)
>met up with some old high school friends recently for a birthday party
>dude I haven't seen in years stares at me like he's confused then says "holy shit, user? You got hot!"

I don't see that much of a change when I look in the mirror but I guess I'm doing something right. Jow Forums absolutely helped by calling me on my shit instead of coddling me like a pussy bitch.

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She meant Buck Angel. Im sorry, user.

>Shaving face earlier, leave full(ish) moustache alone
>Decide to take a cheesy selfie for instagram with sunglasses on, acting like a bad boy
>Caption is basically "Hey girl, let's get food, don't say no"
>First its just bros liking my pic
>Growing number of gym milfs liking and heart eye emoji my post
>mfw qt gym crush () starts following me on instagram

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Hey dude. I'm Brazilian too

you fucked up user
you could've helped saving canada from chink invasion by making canuck kids with that qt

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>Girls get bombarded by Heys all the time, so it's boring.
True, If i wanted to fuck her or pick her up obviously I would had better game, and would have started the whole conversation differently, but you are forgetting something. SHE was the one who friend requested ME.
>obviously since you're not hot enough
See further up, and previous conversations. But you have a point, I am exercising for a reason.
>Or just get 'decency' as a stuck up prissy bitch and continue playing with no girls or girls less attractive than you
I am getting "my needs" without putting pussy on pedestal and being "decent", so whatever dude.
>sperglord
pic related

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By normie standards I'm "athletic", got good shoulders and I'm a decent height, a considerable amount above average. My question I guess is more what it means when you catch a girl staring at you then they continue staring straight into your eyes.

>Be me
>Lift in a shit tier gym, only middle age Latinos who never do legs and old guys, only a dude besides me is a serious lifter
>last week a random 6'1 lanky 6/10 volleyball player arrives at gym
>she asked me to help her set up the machines, which I did, but kinda in a rude way because it was leg day and I was tired as Fuck
>Next day, again leg day for me, she follows me around and mires my butt all the time but didnt talk to me
>At the end doing some abs in the corner, she comes behind me and starts to do my abs routine exactly like me
It was a fun Mire but I don't think I'll make a move since I'm 5'11 and I don't like Gettin hard mogged like that. Pic related my legs with a sickening pump

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if you have to question what youre doing for the money.... youre a whore

>be guy
>so focused on max effort no focus put into what I'm wearing
>see gym thot doing meme excersis with ass straight up in the air
>baggingforit.png
>gym clothes so tight her labia came loose flapping around in the wind.
>while thinking "I bet this girls dad wasn't around much girl turns and catches my eye.
>walk away and think to myself "my daughter will not end up like that"

>get banged
Nope, not gay in the slightest.

this is your brain on nofap. completely retarded
I'd fuck a tranny for $300

Would you BE FUCKED by a tranny for $300?

>tfw I'm a Sikhfag and you're trying to convince me breed with leafs to make mocha shitskin kids
>feelsgoodman.jpg

God bless your heart user

he never said he'd get fucked. it just said be with her. only faggots get fucked in the ass, so if he's gay he should go for it

Jesus Christ man do some deadlifts, my grandma has better forearms than you

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Based ESL

so many sikhfags in brampton and every collage in ontario

>"hey :D"

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Not literally hey, but something similar in my own language

She was stealing your routines you autist.

>Skinny black girl looked at me a few times
>Would walk back and forth behind me
>Was going to ask her out
>But was also going for a PR and it required my undivided attention
>She wound up leaving before I noticed
>Also did not get the PR

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>been noticing a girl stare at me or look in my direction
>very cute girl
>can't outright tell if shes' looking at me or just keep catching her when she's resting and looking around
>haven't gone up and talked to her because the first time I asked her if she was using a piece of equipment she looked annoyed and she walked in close to a guy and couldn't tell if they were together
>last Friday squat day
>she usually doesn't show up on this day but today she's here
>she's doing those weighted hip thrusts on a bench pretty much in front of me
>as she sits down to rest she keeps looking me way as I squat
>finally give in and now just make it obvious I'm looking at her
>multiple times it seems like we're just staring at each other

I feel bad because I can't tell if she's like "Who's this creepy fuck," or if she is actually mirin and waiting for me to say hi

>Be at school
>Group work
>Somehow body counts come up
>When it gets to me I jokingly lay my head down and fake cry
>I say 0
>Big tiddy butterface friend rubs my hair
>"It's okay user you're cute and you have a nice body, you'll find a girl"
>T-thanks y-you t-too

oh god not that pic again, im super weak to it

Who here courtly love?
Recently discovered it and I am impressed. The knights did it so you know it’s badass.
For those who don’t know it’s where you love a woman from afar and she, while married to someone else, promises to remain pure for you in respect to your honour, sleeping only with her husband and no other.

Recently stated doing this at work to my coworker, she’s a year older than me and a literal goddess, with a slutty streak a mile wide.
She and her boyfriend have gone out for a couple of months now and I’ve court loved for a week. It’s great since we’re in a relationship and do couple things, eg I drive her to her dates, but I’m not in a relationship so I’m free from responsibilities.
Plus, all the girls are looking at me now with a new eye.

Overworked bait. 1/10 apply yourself

When I was younger I used to have a dream that these hot busty female robbers would break into my house, kidnap me, and rape me for weeks in their basement before letting me go. Last year at a party this drunk ugly slutty chick came up to me and said she would rape me and winked. Ever since then I haven’t had that dream anymore. Fuck that chick.

What website?

Are you a girl? Either way congrats on the weight loss

Can someone remind me what in game reason is stated for why civilisation went to shit? I vaguely recall something about pollution being evil or something but how that caused a worldwide apocalypse I don't know.

who dat

Nukes.

dude I did that once, just locked eye contact in public with a grill. She didn't look away. It was so intense, I could only look at her for about 5 seconds.

>Sikhleafs
Gotta start the new master race someday, man

>be me
>In uni gym
>squatting high bar atg for reps
>super hot track girls working out next to me
>mid set
>notice two super hot girls staring at my ass
Im totally bigger than them so theres no way they could peg me, nor would I let them. But where they miring my form, or my ass?

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mocha is a synonym for dirt in this case.

not surpried the trannyfucker is cool with roastie flaps in the wind

>I'm way bigger than them so they couldn't peg me, nor would I let them.
Laughing for a solid minute now. You know it's Jow Forums when you're on guard and feel sexually threatened around girls that mire you

A group of girls I’ve never paid attention to in college air humped me when they were walking behind me...they didn’t think I saw but I could clearly see them in the reflection from the glass door.

They also called my name out and asked me how old I was

>all of them 18-21
>tfw 25

They didn’t believe me which was cool but still old af

yeah but declaring simultaneous nuclear war and invasions on everyone as you prepare for the stars is fun as shit

>go to a chinky joint after my workout
>smol FOB asian mops floors
>rushes to take my order
>playing with her hair and doing all that girly shit
>barely speaks any English, now doing it even worse

God, i wish i could rock a moustache.
Unfortunely only with dudes look good in it.

>got a match on bumble
>she likes me a lot
>but isn't that attractive or interesting
>still wanna lose khv status
what do lads

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Be a man and dont fuck with a girl who really likes you if you know you dont like her that much.

Just go in tinder, bumble isn’t for hookups from what i see

You know why you are a khv, and worse case scenario you walk away with more expeirence than b4

Might be me

A friend i've known for a couple years told me she's enjoyed seeing me "grow up and fill out." I think its a mire.

Been having thoughts of fucking my friend now but im worried it would ruin the friendship idk

>held solid eye contact with gym crush at the water fountain
>Turns out she might be way way younger than i thought
Progress is progress

Fucking will always always ruin a friendship

If you really like her and try to date, then there’s a chance that it won’t

If you're gonna have awkward virgin sex, might as well be with a 5

I am a middle-aged guy and married.
Not really interested in following up on mires, but nice to have.
My girl's first day of School, I go along to drop her off with the wife, some Dad's there, not many... I am the oldest by a long shot, still in the best condition.
Some of the Mom's gimmie that up and down sly look. It is like a gym shark convention with the pants, some legitimate nice looking womens. Ignore them all and pay attention to my girl and her first day, can tell that some of them are Single Mom;s desperately seeking a partner.

It's a jungle out there folks.

>Girl is sucking my dick
>"It just doesnt fit in my mouth!!"

Dick mires best mires

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Пpивeт :D

How do you guys deal with faggots trying to grope you?
I'm not trying to get charged with a hate crime for beating up some queer dude, but it's happening almost every time I go out since I got lean.

yeah thats what i was thinking. probably gonna pass

Faggots mire me even more often then girls. It's so disgusting I get mad sometimes.

The state of men

He quite literally said
>get banged

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUUT
t. Surrey

dont listen to this guy, just do what you like, you dont owe her shit, if shes into it then go ahead
that or remain a khv, life is short pal. i was in the same position myself no regrets

>in bed with gf I haven't seen in a week
>she starts caressing me all over and keeps telling me I look fantastic
>sexy as hell, perfect, like a Greek god, the works

I know it's not true yet, but it felt good nonetheless

I have a question for the non virgins in this thread? how did getting more mires impact your success with women?

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fake and gay

have some more

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If you're white in Surrey you're already the minority. You gotta get out son