Mfw someone trips over the cord and unplugs my squat rack mid set

>warming up squats
>feeling so weak today
>figure I'm having a bad day and let it slip
>go to refill my water bottle and suddenly glance at the gravity thermostat
>it's at fucking 1'5
>those calisthenics faggots messed with it again REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw gym management forgot to replace the batteries in the plates

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>walk into gym
>walk up to reception
>"I'd like a bench for 1 please"
>"Do you have a reservation, sir?"
>mfw

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>gym exam next week
>can't stop browsing fit

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>250 word gym essay due next month
Shit guys I am so fucked how am I supposed to write 250 fucking words in so little time? The gym principal is gonna be PISSED...

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>be 4 months in lifting
>walk around see a door i've never noticed before
>walk in the room
>all my bones brake
>accidentally step into 1000x gravity room

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>Dead lift
>Ambulance doesn't arrive in time

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based Scandinavian

>see a MASSIVE guy
>he's lifting lmao5pl8
>sits down
>eats them all at one go
>Chinese lady complains that he should pay for two
>the madlad says "it's an all you can eat buffet" and leaves

250 words is about 4 hours work you mong

>hear people training in the boxing room
>go check it out
>sorry sir we're all out of cardboard

>the joke
>your head

>be sad
>go to gym
>head for chin up bar
>bartender tells me to "keep yer chin up, kid"
>feel better

>try cable flys
>can't catch the cables

>Go to lat pull down machine
>wait in line for 2 hours
>finally get to the front
>"Sorry sir, its been pulled down all the way, this is now a bicep curl machine"
>Cant work bi's, its not leg day.

>go to work on bi's
>get the cold shoulder
>try for traps instead

based