What do you do to get ahead in life that you keep secret from other people?
What do you do to get ahead in life that you keep secret from other people?
I don't tip
use Jow Forums
SS+GOMAD
>get ahead in life
tpbp
I don't tell them my secrets.
I pretend i'm a mute.
Masturbate twice a day
I lie and manipulate people. I overshare to people so they will trust me quicker. I steal whenever I can.
Everyone thinks you are a cunt.
>I manipulate people
He typed while wearing a leather fedora
Drinking my own cum
Shit on the floor and roll in it
AAS. they truly are the fountain of youth
May you please elaborate what you acronym means so that I can Google it
Anabolic steroids
Associate of applied science. He's probably talking about mechanical engineering.
I live a boring life on about 11K a year so I can save up for a home and be left alone
Dressing like a qt girl when I need to get something productive done online
Nofap
That's too much work for me. People trust me with their shit all the time without me asking. It kind of gets annoying.
lift
I work as a male psychiatric nurse.
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I'm trying to lookmaxx as hard as possible, just got some eye drops to make my eyes appear whiter and make my pupils stand out more
I downplay my commitment to fitness and lie to normies when they ask me how I got so big.
Truth is I lift everyday, take SARMs, and autistically count calories.
Feelsfuckinggoodman
They would if they knew the truth.
What job?
Unironically this. Jow Forums for the most part is a shit show but in a rare instance, there is a gem on here that is WAAAAAAY beyond the masses (who will eventually catch on in like 5 years) and if you can catch that and utilize it, you will be golden. Example is bitcoin.
I know how the rules of this universe work (to an extent), and I use it to do the right thing at the right moment.
>bitcoin
>ahead of everyone
I have some land on mars to sell. It is not cheap but if you want to get ahead buy now before Musk gets there and every normie starts investing.
I masturbate to old sexts my ex-girlfriend sent me about how I'm a naughty boy who needs to be spanked and smothered in her tits and ass and then cry without cleaning the cum off my abs
I save my energy by not discussing bullshit like politics and religion online or real life