What did you have for breakfast?

What did you have for breakfast?

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Sauce?

science has gone too far

I like how the fake tits don’t line up with the nipples

What kind of sauce?

overnight oaks

Oooo what do you soak them in?

Is that black ring on the actually convincing G.I.R.L. a cock ring? Thats to keep it hard?

I have trouble staying hard when I'm on the bottom and my gf loves it. Is this the answer?

3 ounces of Steak
3 eggs
Half a cup of Oats
3 strips of bacon
An onunce of almonds
A cup of black coffee

BLUEBOARD

>Thats to keep it hard?
Probably
>I have trouble staying hard when I'm on the bottom and my gf loves it. Is this the answer?
Yes and no
Blood needs to be able to flow out of your penis otherwise it might coagulate (or something) and make it so you can never get hard again.
I dunno, that's just what my doctor told me when I asked him for some little blue pills
>"if you have a boner and it doesn't go down for more than an hour, go to the fucking hospital or you'll never have another boner in your life"

>2019
>Can know suck your girlfriends dick

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where do I find a girl like this?

Yes, that's a cock ring, slight pressure keeps the dick hard, too much and you're cutting blood flow (great for amputations).

>>"if you have a boner and it doesn't go down for more than an hour, go to the fucking hospital or you'll never have another boner in your life"
I have been telling my wife that same story for a 20 years and her cock is still as hard as it ever was!

Degenerate scum

Discord raid above, sage and report.

Based modernity

Lads what the FUCK why do I find this hot as shit I'm on day 8 of nofap oh fuck oh no am I gay

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cum

>Lads what the FUCK why do I find this hot as shit I'm on day 8 of nofap oh fuck oh no am I gay
You know the old saying
>I'm straight
>yeah, so is spaghetti until it gets really hot
Just jerk off mate, don't get so desperate that your dick leads you to degeneracy.

discord mentally ill faggots please leave
also just listen to this dudes voice its so manly holy fuck lmao

Name?

Yikes thanks for the responses

I'm on nofap because I'm addicted to regular porn but now this looks hot what the fuck THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

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Daisy

Taylor

Hello discord trannies. Please neck yourselves already

sage it next time retard

>thinks no fap makes you less addicted to normal porn
Are you an idiot?
Find a nice g.f have wholesome sex with her that fulfills your desires for longer than just a wank.
Your tastes will only get more degenerate otherwise.
How do you think people get weird fetishes, huh?
They want to have wholesome sex, but they don't have that option, and normal vanilla porn wasn't there to save them, so they started jerking off to womens feet in magazines and womens farts and other shit.

Fuck me apparently alzheimers is setting in early

>Find a nice g.f have wholesome sex with her that fulfills your desires for longer than just a wank.
How did I not think of that.

You were too busy jerking off and reading stupid "no fap guides".

>eating red meat
>the current year

Lol enjoy heart disease

nothing wrong with red meat faggot, all the studies show that "PROCESSED" meat is bad. Fresh, home cooked meat on the other hand is entirely safe.

I often forget how fucking dense the average Jow Forumsizen is.

Brehs...
www icetranny.com/movies/643511/m-daisy-taylor

How do threads like these stay up for so long?

the ole 69 with a trap or ladyboy is a golden ruse, just like a 69 with a girl/woman. once they are on top they give the most half-hearted blowjob pobbisle while you can't get a good angle on the shedick and your head/neck position has limited movement potential. you're basically just laying there with a dick in your mouth while having a mons pubis banged against your chin as you don't get a good blowjob.
much better option is the sidelay69 where at least your range of motion is less restricted.

Mods and jannies use it as a test boist and then delete it after they've all finished their sets

Not the same user, but tell those stories to your liver. Surely it'll agree with you in the "nothing wrong lol".

Please stop lenny