What's your excuse Jow Forums?

What's your excuse Jow Forums?

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How do i find this on google?

you might be think why she not do anything. because youve never had kids. you cherish any moment of relative peace you can get. even if that means your 5 year old son is giving you the D

ITS NOT FAIR

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This is what a future chad looks like. If you didn't do this as a kid, you'll never make it.

Kek, the birth of a true alpha

This one shows promise.

You owe me a new keyboard user

mirin

Chad in the making

I fucking knew I was doing it wrong.

kek

women get orgasms when breastfeeding

Bases lil chadling

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source

His mom told him he was good at sucking titties.

kek

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I unironically used to molest my mother and grandmother in their sleep until I was like 10

I showed my first boner ever to my sister when I was 10
>getonmylevel.exe

Aaaaaand your on a watchlist.

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What did you do to them

Not everyone has a mom that is hot.

lolscrub
My first boner memory is my sister and me in the bathtub and me doing that thing where you flex your dick so it flaps wildly while yelling “oh oh! we have a proooooblem!”

Is the kid's dad a Chad for raising a son like him or is he a cuck for letting his wife get dry humped by his own son?

Now new do you have to be to not be on a watch list?

both a cuck and a chad

Chad has.

Lmao you got me there, posting on Jow Forums prolly got me a long time ago

CP done right tbqh

How did he know to imitate that doggy style? He's not even 10 years old, must've seen his dad "wrestle" his mum.

>doggy
That’s prone bone, you pleb.
A fucking 4 year old knows more about sex than you.

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They know

Wait what when does Pippin hit the pipe?

fucking kek

>grandmother
hol shit im not the only one. this has been one of the most shameful memories in my existance. never my mom at least

Man, the shit you could get away with as a child

The grandmother was awake, and mother woke up at least once confirmed.
Besides, it’s normal, I stopped once girls started looking like girls.
I fully expect my son to fondle his mom and will find one with nice titties for him to grope.

Chads and cucks are ying and yang. Both exist dependent on the other. At the very reaches of chadhood is cuckdom as you raise such a chad he cucks you by comparison, likewise the foremost cucks make it such an art they become chad.

He's a chuck.

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