Just found out my ex's new boyfriend is probably my going to lose his arm after an accident on a vacation that I would...

Just found out my ex's new boyfriend is probably my going to lose his arm after an accident on a vacation that I would never go on. I haven't been able to stop laughing all damn day.

Anyway, favorite accessory lifts?

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Details faggot - how'd it happen?

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he didn't lose his dick tho

It's smaller nbd

Not sure exactly what happened but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with her grandpa's tractor.

how do you know?

Cuz I fucked her while they were together and she told me haha

>Going back to your ex
B E T A

>I fucked an ex that had a bf and we were talking about her new bfs dick
>haha

Holy shit you sound beta

sage!

Strong bait

Wait, is going back to your ex beta?

>tfw my mom is friends with all my exes

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never gonna make it

>is going back to your ex beta?
Yes, especially if she hooked up with other guys while you were apart. Going back to your ex means you weren’t good enough to land someone better. It’s like quitting your job because you think you can get a better one and then realizing you can’t so you have to shamefully go back to the old one.

they were vacationing at her grandpas house? or did they take the tractor with them? you nigger

The absolute state of white males

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Almost 4 billion of each gender in the world, and you ask if going back to an ex is beta.

Based

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I wasn't crawling back to her I was cuckin the new bf because I could. I even told him about it and he told her he'd never leave her over it. Hahaha

What is wrong with all three of you?

Mental illness. So much mental illness.

Yeah they went on a fucking tractor road trip what do you think faggot

Include me in the screencap

>>tfw my mom is friends with all my exes
>Bull mommy cucking son
Holy shit. I want to grab beers with your stone cold mom.

would you buy a car that you already sold time ago? with a ton more of km and fault parts?

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