How many pull-ups should I be able to do as a 30 year old newly wed husband? I can only do two

How many pull-ups should I be able to do as a 30 year old newly wed husband? I can only do two.

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If you can't do at least 8 your wife will probably leave you for a stronger man.

I don't think I have to fear that since I live around Asian males.

I remember this dude, bragging about having a qt azn gf.
Pull ups about 15-20 btw.

I do 3-4 sets of 12 at the gym once a week as part of my “pull day”.

Congrats. You’ve got the typical office body.

A stronger expat is going to take your wife away from you.

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and then i ask him how my dick taste

I can do around 50 during my crossfit circuit training.....

In most Jow Forums threads I'm actually wondering how the F are you so weak in here.....

I can set you up for a good crossfit trainer if anyone lives near Seattle here. Maybe some of you have what it takes to be at the very top of fitness.

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Holy shit this guy has such a punchable face

This.
15-20 is like top 10% and not that hard to achieve if you try.

>that generic slogan
>with box jumps
Mental strength won't help you when you miss by half a foot and break your patella.

Kipping doesn't count gaylord

Ok but now try pull-ups only using your arms.

>be me
>be doing neutral-grip pullups
>feel a tear feeling in my upper bicep by where it ties into my shoulder
>anything pull related is excruciating for about a week
>did a pull day today and have zero pain

wtf did I do? I was so scared I had torn my bicep

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Its also plain old just not impressive at all.
t. Used to be able to jump onto loading docks without a powerstep or hands

I can't do a single pull-up and I'm not nearly fat. How do I begin?

you have alot to fear knowing that you can only do 2 pull ups

I can do 15 pulls with neutral grip, does that count?

At least 25. If you can't do that many you're fat and/or DYEL

>a loser like him has qt3.14asiangf
Fuck I really should go outside Anons

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Lack of will.
Lack of manners.
Lack of skill.

Offer still stands.

I was responding to the image, not to you.

>crosshit
>casually acting like kipping pull-ups count
>Xeattle
Weak bait.

Those fuckers will do 20 pullups and make your girl go "IIIIAAAEEEEEEEEEE-EEE-EEE-EEEE-EEEE-EEEEEEE" with their 3x2.5" inch samurai swords.

>let kip man

You have to go back

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You should be able to do 5 at a minimum

The secret about tears like that pretty much only happen to roiders. Only exception probably being a natty heavy diddlier with mix grip.

Not bad, but not good either.
Once you can do them overhand youll have made it.