Any tips?

Nice. I absolutely love his videos. I watch one every night before bed

Because my goal weight is 150

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>MRE
>for weight loss
imagine being this retarded

>1250 calories
>for weight loss

There's an entire subgenre of MRE shitposts on /k. This is not a good idea.

I've met so many whiny faggots in the army who would bitch and moan about these despite them being decent and every other Soldier throughout history having to subside off Hardtak rations and water.

because your mean't to cherish girls the way they definitely cherish guys

what if you tried to join, passed all the fitness tests but got ruled out because your eyesight was literally 5% outside the minimum required ?

why not just cook you dumb retarded MREs are absolute dog shit.

Then you are based redpilled and allowed.
I mean the salty little shits online who spew shit like
>go fight for israel goy
>yeah fuck muzzies, psh you think its ok to go kill muzzies in their own countries?
>welfare queens hur hur
Shit like that.

unironically this, post a thread asking for MRE stories and you'll change your mind.

>Girl complains that guys only want her for her pussy
>doesn't consider that maybe she lacks personality or other qualities that are desirable besides her pussy

>calories are all that matter
so just don't eat anything then

Meh, while that's correct. 1250 calories is pretty low (manlet I assume?) and those rations are 95% refined sugar.

Nigger they have pizza now? I heard they were gonna do it but they actually did it the absolute madmen

that's pretty fat
i was 180 at 5'11 two months and i was tubby
down to 160 now and feeling great

its the most disgusting thing ever user.
Like a brown turd square.

that dad was based though

Interesting MRE story:

> be mid graded patrols of mountain phase of ranger school
> the emaciated, droning platoon has finally set in the patrol base (0330) and begin priorities of work
> i am the AG on a gun team
> gunner whips out his MRE
> far too weak to open it with his hands, pulls out his Gerber to knife it
> I hear an "ow fuck" as he accidentally cuts his arm
> Must not be too bad since he has began eating (like a barbarian, grunting and shit)
> at this point I drone and fall asleep on the 240
> suddenly awoken by white light
> Oh shit, here comes an RI to bust my ass for sleeping
> brain finally registers what's happening
> ranger buddy has slit his wrist pretty deep, blood everywhere, trying to bandage himself up
> RIs nowhere to be found
> Blood everywhere
> Ranger buddy eventually has to get stitches and is med recycled

I'm no medic but I'm pretty sure this guy was close to death.

Long story short, when you're starving you'd rather eat than address your slit wrist

Guys okay you’re saying they’re shit but I still spent $60 and they still look like they’ll be good

Should I do one a day for 12 days or 2 a day for 6? Either way once they’re gone I’m going back to my fasting routine.

These are literally only good if you have too much money and don't know how to preserve food yourself. If you buy these you're just LARPing

The only people to ignore injuries more than that are probably road cyclists.
These fuckers keep riding with a broken leg, hip or serious blood loss.

Don't eat two a day dude.. seriously don't. One a day is dangerous territory. That said, the coffee inside usually helps me shit

Is constipation the only serious issue, because I’m used to not shitting for a week.

This reminds of my time in the marines. Good GOD they get so fucking nasty after more than even a WEEK of eating them. Dry fucking crackers with that nasty fucking cheese.

At basic training for the Air Force we had 2 of those fuckers a day for 5 days. The fucking gas and shits that caused were unimaginable.

Umm ok, I just assumed they wouldn’t be that bad

eat real food

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I’ve already ordered them though. I might as well eat them.