Fuck you faggots

nofap day +40 and i have to quit fit now if i want to keep feeling like god and not relapsing.

oh well, its been fun and all that. later niggers.

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>get saged
iz ok frens. but deep down you know im right.

I like how 4th panel is a guy killiing himself

lel

neat

Jesus Christ, EVERYTHING IN MODERATION.

Here are some new rules for you FAGGOTS to follow:

>Do not fap more than 10x per week
>Do not fap every day, i.e. at least 1 day should be spent not fapping
>try to go on as many dates as possible with above-average attractive women, even if you know they are going to be bust
>never tell anyone that you nofapped, embarassing as shit

GOD YOU ARE ANNOYING

Fitting, isn't it?

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>Jesus Christ
>fap in moderation

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>just do a bit of heroine in moderation
>just cut your face a little bit with a razor
>just jump off slightly tall buildings sometimes
>just contract STDs every now and then
>just run in front of cars sometimes
Wow dude you are so intelligent. Are you a centrist perchance?

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Not him, but come on. You know those things aren't comparable.

In general, only a small fraction of society does anything you listed. In contrast... well, I want you to google "worlds oldest dildo" so you can see how long even women have been masturbating - because you know men were doing it even longer.

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>never tell anyone that you nofapped, embarassing as shit
man, I am constantly recruiting my friends to take up on NoFap. I even retweet some stuff from NoFap every now and then.

I even standed up to the retarded feminists at my uni that were advocating in favor of "feminist porn".

Porn is a drug, man. It isn't necessarily bad, but it IS bad as long as people don't recognize it as such. It's like sugar -- it's worse for you than fat, but people keep putting it in their juices.

It's like doing softcoke but not knowing it's (soft)bad for your health.

lolwut

Everything in moderation means everything (you do), do it moderation. Not DO EVERYTHING ON THE EARTH but in moderation.

What was the name of the special ed program you attended in lieu of actual high school?

Porn isn't that bad. I fap occasionally and have a healthy sex life.

It is correct that excessive masturbation has negative consequences. You choke that chicken too much then you might suffer performance issues in the bedroom.

>everyone's doing it bro! you don't wanna be a weirdo, do you?

fpbp

Lol this noob dont compare yourself to God and dont think like a retard

>fpbp

lurk moar

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>he hasn't heard of fithdouble post best post
Go back to reddot

>fifthdoublepost
man, I'm sure George Orwell just moved in his grave.

Invoke the name of Karl Marx next time to be even smarter

Shut the fuck up and consume, goyim.

It's just a coincidence that these porn watchers are all cuckolds.

Nah, I don't agree with Marx. I prefer to act accordingly to the protestant ethics in the spirit of capitalism, even though I'm not protestant.

Awesome man, sounds like it's doing wonders for you, going 40 days without beating off or getting laid and sitting on Jow Forums somehow managing to come off even more spastic than the average poster around here. Keep it up!

Do what makes you happy.

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Based and redpilled.

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I guess you better stop drinking water and sleeping too, huh?

It is human instinct to ejaculate. As long as it isn't interfering with your personal, financial, spiritual, whatever goals, you're fine. Or maybe you're some fag that has nothing going on for him in life and wants something to blame?