We all know a slam piece is important to regulate testosterone, but what does the ideal slam piece look like and what’s the science behind it?
Slam Piece
Dominic Adams
Jackson Howard
me, on the tv
Brandon Davis
The ONLY rule for a slam piece is that if the stomach sticks out further than her tits it’s a no go. Everything else does not matter
Jacob Wilson
>using the term "slam piece"
Honey no.....
Kevin Howard
Julian Jones
more
Leo Taylor
>in shape
There you go.
>Honey
Fuck off faggot.
Kevin Butler
nice
ass pics?
Benjamin Ross
I think you've gotten that mixed up, I'm quite sure that the golden rule is that if the stomach doesn't stick out further than her tits then it's a no-go.
Wyatt Barnes
How do I get a slam piece bros?
I fucked this Indian chick whos thick but doesn't have very big tits or a nice ass, and kinda a belly, so not a good slam piece
I want something like or
Isaac Watson
don't objectify bigger bodied women and you'll do fine thanks
Owen Flores
I respect those doubles but even the arcitect himself follows the design I have laid out.
Daniel Thompson
>what does the ideal slam piece look like
Big fat ass, big tits, a bit chubby everywhere else but not anywhere near obese. Face that you think is an 8 but other guys think is a 6 (basically you think she's kind of hot but other guys don't care enough to compete with you). Personality is obviously completely irrelevant.
Basically a slam piece is just like a romantic partner except a bit fatter and you have nothing in common other than mutual lust.
David Wilson
>thicc body, not obese but girls would call her fat: provides a comfortable cushion, impossible to go to snap city while plowing them
>not considered conventionally attractive: you need to be her only option. When you snap your fingers, she answers. No chance of seducing a better guy.
>long hair: good handle, increase grip strength
>likes choking / slapping: use violence for test and cardio gains
>doesn't have a flat stomach: if at any time she thinks she's better than you, you can poke her fat stomach to remind her of her place
Isaiah Turner
that thing
Ayden Perry
Exactly, this is a slam piggy thread. Not an ideal girl thread
Dylan Cox
Even a pig would turn that fucker down.
Aiden Flores
One from my personal stock. She wasn't the ideal slampig, but she was a good fuck while I was working there over the summer.
Joshua Rogers
Thank you for your sacrifice, goodnight sweet prince
Julian Baker
AAAAAAAAND now I want to deep dick a thicc white girl.
Brody Murphy
>so fat her pussy has lost any definition or shape and has just become a lugubrious slit in a mound of white-red, raw, stubbly chicken skin
nah. too fat. this is always a bad sign.
Luke Cruz
too fat bro sorry you went too far this time
what the fuck
Brayden Barnes
God I want to worship that butthole haha
Nolan Parker
whats it like being retarded
Kayden Gomez
>whats
You tell me big fella.
Parker Powell
Haven't been accused of rape because I fucked a girl with daddy issues.
Feels good man
Lincoln Young
btfo
Ian Wilson
I'm jelly of your T levels to find something like that appealing
Connor Martin
Hunter Cook
ThisLmao
She has zero ass crack. No curves at all. A blob of fat with an axe wound
Gabriel Hill
ask your girl judging from her face
Joshua Flores
ideal broseph got any more?
Brayden Powell
Should I hook up with a 5/10 tinder girl with nice big tits or nah?
Michael Williams
WHERED THE ASS GO THOUGH
Asher Green
Owen Ward
>tfw going to ask my Latina slampig over for v day cause faced insane amount of rejection and she worships my dick and body
Godfuckingdamnitgosling.gif
Liam Rodriguez
I literally thought that was a pigs ass at first
Ryder Miller
I wish I was the pillow
Lucas Powell
TLLTFBG
Cooper Adams
Eli Mitchell
Kayden Gutierrez
I never said I was proud but yeah I went too far. She would ride me reverse cowgirl and her fupa would press on my balls. Odd feeling
Jonathan Hall
Jeremiah Turner
faggot
Julian Baker
Look up Mariah Mallad, too