There are two buttons

The red button:
>obesity is no longer a problem
>people are a bit healthier and happier now in general
>slightly less suffering worldwide as a result
>society as a whole is a tiny bit better off
>you are now two inches shorter in height
>you are now one inch shorter in dick length
the blue button:
>3 in 4 people are now obese
>its a worldwide epidemic, landwhales everywhere want to die, including your loved ones
>society is that much worse
>you are now two inches taller
>1 more inch for your dick
so Jow Forums? you choose the fate of the world

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this thread will inevitably end in bragging faggots
red button

Holy God blue. Braphogs and slampigs everywhere?

Did someone already go ahead and press the blue button?

I'd pick the blue button in a heartbeat if it didn't also effect my loved ones, but since it does I've got to go red.

Blue button, since its going to happen anyway i might as well benefit

blue buttoners are based

All of my family is already fat. Two inches in extra height and one inch more dick would make me absolutely godly, especially when 3/4 of the population is fucked.

>landwhales everywhere want to die, including your loved ones
if the problem fixes itself, why not go /blue/

I'm a filthy degenerate chubby chaser and like others ITT I dislike the idea of the blue button effecting my family.
Gotta suck it up and go red.

Blue because fuck it if fat fucks don't have the willpower to better themselves.

B L U E B U T T O N

25% of people not being obese is still good enough to find someone fit to date. Especially since I'll be a 6'2" chad

Prob blue, I hate humanity right now. If anyone so much as cared about me I would pick red, but that's not an issue.

I don't like the colours you have chosen for the buttons. There is a striking semblance to redpill and bluepill imagery.
Next time make this thread with a dark grey button and a light grey button please.

Blue

Life's a competition

this is why im pushing the blue button

>all of these blue buttons
anons who hurt you

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Blue. Most people are assholes so fuck them and imma look great being fit by comparison to the fatties.

Blue of course, carring about others is a waste of brain cells, even if it ostracize you and make you a target for not being in the majority, it will make you a real sociopath in no time and master machiavellian for having something that others desire

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No matter what button you press, traps are still gay.

>press blue button
>nothing changes in western world
>6'1 master race
>7" master race

wheres the con?

>bluebutton
Childhood deaths to malnutrition also temporarily solved, where’s my nobel?

If you guys spent more time on /x/ you wouldn't be so quick to take stances on these vague magic button questions.
Neither of these buttons addresses the effects it will have on the pusher of the button weight wise.
So the blue button (clearly the best option) might make you one of the fatfucks just by random 75% chance.
But that being said, I'm still going with blue button because I'm neutral chaos.

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>press both
>3 out of 4 people are obese but it's not a problem
>dick and height unimpacted

Blue

I wouldn't press either.

I'm neither self serving enough to press the second one, nor selfless enough to press the first.

blue of course

other people's obesity doesn't concern me but being 6'4" with an 8.5 inch dick sure sounds nice

I would press blue twice.

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I’d hit the blue button twice. 6f4 and an 8 inch erect dick

Red and then immediately an hero.
Hopefully the good karma from the button is enough to cancel the bad karma of an hero

blue so i just end up a bit taller and nothing else changes

my genetics making me 5'8

being 5'10 with a above average dick is a godsend to

All these Trumpcucks pressing the ‘I’m an incel who thinks not caring about others somehow makes me a winner’ button.

Anyone who really lifts presses red.

Obviously the blue button, fuck. I’d go from a fairly well-endowed fit king of manlets to a 6’1” god with a giant cock. I’d go from being in the top 20% or so of men to the top 1% instantly.

Red so I can grow muscle easier and girls can say I have a cute penis

Cringe and blue-buttoned

go back

Red. I'll have a below average dick but still be 6'1 so I'll survive.

I don't fucking care, fatass. I'll be 6'3 with a 7" dick with a body that 3/4 of humanity will never achieve, I'll be a god among men, and your crying bitch ass will be in line to the meat grinder when I'll assume a position of power.

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Red button for sure. I'm happy with my dick size and pretty indifferent about my height but I hate fat people. They are gross.

>press the blue button
>solve the world hunger problem
>become taller and hunger for it
I'll fucking take that

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Blue button. I live in the USA. This is already reality for me.

Dubs for blue

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Is possible to press the blue button 2 times?
that would be funny right haha no one would dare to do that right haha

Chad would, you are not Chad, believe me

This shit is evidence of an organized raid by leftist redditors

Pretty sure it's just an ironic shitpost

Dont think killing obesity will help cure the whole unhappiness pandemic.
So blue

Doubt it. I'm left wing but I still think he's retarded and would prob hit blue still

I'm 5'8 with a 4" dick. You fuckers see me as a genetic failure. I want humanity to die a slow painful death.

>would you rather be a chad or be a cuck?


B L U E B U T T O N

None
I don't want to treat people from obesity because it's habit. They will just get fucked up again
But I also don't want to inflict them with the disease, especially if it's for so little gain. Only manlets would press blue.

t. cuck

Hit blue, and start cleansing

So I'm 6'1 with a 9inch Peter? Red all day. Manlets cope hard

Easily the blue button.

I'm not going to give fatasses a free ride out of obesity. They have to work for it or die. Fuck them.

Say goodbye to your wiener user

Underrated

Red button because my life has little value anyways, I already don't get laid and deep down I love humanity. In theory I subscribe to freedom from desire.

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red because i have a tiny cock humiliation fetish even though my dick is 6 inches and girthy

I'd be 6'6" and have an even 4 inches, I'm pressing the second button.

I like your thighs, and your bird.

Life dickhead

Why the fuck should I care about the rest of humanity? I'm trying to leave them behind.

based

Red button, were all gonna make it brah.

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Im already 6'2 with a 7.5 inch dick so red button

Press no button

leave them behind for what

My whole life I’ve wanted a two inch cock, blue button

>6'0
>8in
>even less women/men of my taste
Seems dumb if only I get to /bateman/mode and begin masturbating in the mirror.

For me it's the red button.
>hit blue button
>go from 5'7" to 5'9" so still a manlet
>no one cares how big my dick is if no one will ever see it (tfw kissless virgin)
>so many fat "people" to jack up our taxes when all they had to do is not stuff their faces literally every hour of every day
>state enforced obesity so as not to be fatphobic against the ruling class
but if i hit the red button
>lose height and dicc size so i can pull off trapmode that much better
>ambuloceti become endangered first time this millennium
>will be driven to lift harder and run faster because everyone will look better
>health care costs lower because suddenly there aren't literal tons of beetus holding everything back

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>push blue like 20 times
>literal giant with a massive dick
>99% of people are fatfucks who now worship the 1 godlike giant cockman

at the ratio of how many inches you gain in height vs the inches you gain in dick, you will at some point have a freakishly tiny dick for your body's tall proportions. You will literally be a giant dicklet

This. I’ve gone full edge lord and pick blue out of spite. Don’t even care about the extra inches.

You'd have to be a complete retard to sacrifice yourself to make the world "better".
Might as well join the army and go kill some middle east civilians at the order of the jews.

spbp

M8 your dick would be half your height at infinity, what are you smoking?

Red button, what's one life over the lives of many

Red because I'm already 6'5 and have a huge cock.

LOLing at all of the insecure manlets ITT. Faggots, you'll never get a blue button to make you into a full sized human. Deal with it.

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