Jow Forums humor thread?

Jow Forums humor thread?

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I'm always wondering how people can spend so much time on fit, commit to the generals and memes, but be in the gym everyday.

Are most people here lie about being fit

>powerlifting

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What's the difference?

yes

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>Comparing olympians to powerlifters when the only powerlifter olympians are literally retarded

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That fucking adrenaline kick

That's not humourous, that's based as fuck.

If the dumb fuck didn't have his safeties at knee height he could have just bent over and set it down
Why even squat in a cage when the safeties are that low?

This is Jow Forums user, most people on /lit/ read two books a year, most people on Jow Forums don't own weapons, most people on here probably don't even workout.

If I wanted to laugh I'd ask for your 1rm

Workouts don't take that long. Also if you're just on a basic bitch split you're only in the gym a couple of days out of the week.
I mostly browse Jow Forums at work.

lmao that's a quality chinesium bar

feels bad man

>Not having a comfy desk job where you can browse Jow Forums whenever the boss isn't looking
>Not spending all your non-gym free time sitting at your computer because you have no friends

kek

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I work out, but i'm a neet so i have a shit ton of free time otherwise

Why tho?

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based nofap alpha male

>alpha destiny max squat attempt with a bent bar

If I'm here it's because I'm working up the motivation to get out of bed and lift, or shitposting at night because I don't want to go out and sacrifice my sleep/gains.

Nah that faggot never squats

He doesnt one legged squats with more wobble than vibrator. Fucking zero muscle control

Hardmode:
>Working from home
>7 out of 8 hours of work is just browsing Jow Forums

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cheked and keked

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>that moment when he realises what's happened and he's really happy with what he's done but also realises how much trouble he's in

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based and 4chanpilled

Yeah this is me.

It's just seems that most people here spend all thier free time lifting otherwise they won't make it etc

>Smile, make eye contact, try to talk to her
Ignoring the eyelid thing this is unironically good advice unless you're ugly

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Does anyone have the meme with the user that took godly amounts of vitamins daily? He od’d on those protein milk drinks.

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le alpha male has arrived

>train stupid
He's self-aware

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>mog someone so hard he falls in love with you
achievable natty?

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Pretty sure he's the same guy who got deaththroes on 1pl8 diddly.

He based because non of you faggots could do half of this lift

sometimes the mods aren't fags

I remember that thread, taught me to never post any unflattering pictures on here.

Why can't our mods be this based any more?

What a chad

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this is fucking vile user

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>passable_trap.png

GOD! NO!

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Brutal

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What is the appropriate response in this situation? Punch the fucker in the face?

Kek
So nofap is part of the gay agenda, designed to turn men into trap fucking sissies, who would have thought it?

Tap the top of his beer when he turns around, then it’s his move.

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>falling for a story like that

user I...

>Punch the fucker in the face

king hitting some bloke a foot taller than you is never a good idea, just ask the bloke to kindly fuck off

What a cute couple!

This is hilarious, wtf is he trying to do?
Looks like he's trying to snap his knees

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yes
nofap is a Jow Forums meme
proven here dont do nofap, it brings no benefits
you dont need to stop fapping just to change yourself, if you want to change, just do it

Unless you're roiding there's no reason to be in the gym longer than an hour a day

I've ways wondered, how does roiding change your training?
Do you have to make drastic programming changes like gyming every day and going back to linearly progressing to get benefits?

Absolutely. That cunt took it too far and deserves a good beating.

Bruh, NoFap is about changing yourself for the better, it's one way to go about it at least, saying it brings no benefits is a ridiculous statement only someone ignorant of the topic can say, it's akin to saying cutting out alcohol or cigs is pointless.

The entire NoFap thing was something started by a few experimenters on Reddit (and on their own website) who studied works that were concerned about what effect, consistent and enduring use of porn has on your brain and health, it's so common and widespread most people know nothing about this new phenomenon.

Jow Forums ended up spinning it's own narrative to it but that's another matter entirely.

You're gonna get benefits either way, but the increased recovery rates allow you to work out for literal hours on end with no negative effects. (3 HOUR ARM WORKOUT BABY CMOOOON). Without roids working out for 3 hours is definitely overtraining your cortisol spikes up and your body wont be able to recover in a day.

You're stronger
You don't get tired as easily
You heal quickly
You have more energy
You have more drive
Body recomp and the ego from that drives you more
Calories go exactly where you want them to go.
It's just bananas.

When people who are obviously on gear say "IM NOT ON GEAR I JUST WERK HARDER THEN YOU YOU LAZY BASTARD!!" they tend to forget that naturals litterally can't work as hard or as long as they do.
And that kind of mindset destroys people and ruins the power and benefits of physical culture completely.

Not him, but was also wondering this, so thanks. Is it true that your TDEE goes up, so you don't even have to be as meticulous with your nutrition?

You're also going to go balder, have anger tantrums and when you stop roiding you end up losing all the benefits you mentioned in your post.

Don't stop using roids and your it is your destiny to die like Zyzz did.

Not to mention you get gyno when you stop so enjoy that, sugartits.

is a fucking homo or what brehs

I'm not swole by any means, but I have a few hours a day for Jow Forums. Uni full time, work part time, lift five times a week.

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>take his beer
>thank him
>chug it down
>walk away

No. He's taller than you and is expecting that. Never try to punch someone that much taller than you in the face.
You kick him in the knee and then glass his face when he bends down a little.

>if you're a genetic chad you end up in olympics if you're not you end up doing amateur sports
wow

How do you do this and not get stabbed?

>tfw have friend
>never lifted a single weight in his life
>smokes weed daily
>eats like shit
>drinks a lot
>go to the gym with him one day for the keks
>he's 55kg btw
>make him squat 40kg
>"it doesn't feel like anything"
>make him squat 60kg
>did 10 easy reps like it's nothing
>told him to go on
>'nah I'm bored'
just imagine if people with god tier genetics were always interested in what they're gifted in.

It looks like the shit coaches suggest to long-distance runners.
Light weight/high reps dynamic quarter squats.
You can imagine why none of their athletes get any meaningful result.

6'4" guy here

I do shit like this all the time to manlets.

>be 100kg
>lift for a few months, get to 90 kilos
>drunk friend asks to armwrestle
>He's 50 kilos wet
>Sure, let's go
>we're locked in a stalemate for a couple of minutes until he slowly budges and gives up
Why do I even bother lifting? What the fuck?

t. 5'8''

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arm wrestling has mostly to do with hand size desu

Well, I am quite short... Still though. I added more curls and a forearm routine to my schedule just to not get embarrassed like that ever again.

handlet lmao

>just to not get embarrassed like that ever again.
grip strength is a meme
it's 90% genetics and hand size. If you have a small hand, then rip
>tfw 14cm long hand

t. Brad

You'll be surprised how many daily weed smokers/cokeheads are actually fit as fuark

he's a really skinny guy, I was absolutely amazed.
I also had another friend with me, who's around 85kg or so, and he couldn't squat over 40kg, kek

>grip strength is a meme
It's limiting my diddlies too though. Really need to work on that.

my fucking sides

You're an absolute retard. The guy was on day seven. Seven. He was already a fucked up individual. Yes, watching porn is bad for you.

Good luck

>i had that problem too, then I started using a hex bar

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dELeT tHis

work out on even days
shitpost in odd days

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