What would you say to your 14 year old self

Read SS our find some other pl routine instead of going to the gym 3 times a week and do the machines the ((PT)) prescribed

Kill yourself

You gotta do deads, kid.

Write down your crypto wallet seed for the love of god PLEASE.

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1. Start mining bitcoin in 5 years.

2. In three years smash the titty blonde, doesn't matter that she already has someone and you have some bloated sense of dork "honor", you'll never get another sex offer ever again.

3. They will all become fucking losers and you'll never see them again once mandatory education ends. You really don't need their approval.

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make friends.

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Nice reddit comment i have gifted you gold

"who wins the 2020 presidential election?"

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Don't believe (((their))) lies

Learn about counting calories.
Get into lifting weights.
Stop being a little pussy, youre gonna forget about all the cucks you go to school with and theyll forget about you

my 14 year old self was the start of someone that autistically lifts, tracks his food, researches diet, and will probably roid soon. That was pretty much the last time he'd get to enjoy pizza or junk food because once you go on this fucking journey there's no turning back.

So I'd say nothing desu, and just let him be.

Unfuck our shit you little fat retard, get active, don't drink that sugar shit and do CICO, brace for disapointment that you never can imagine right now. Also get some bitcoins to sell in 12/2017.
Good luck and a better future for you than the current one buddy

do GOMAD, it actually works

just kill yourself, it's going to get way worse from here

Never start smoking.

Lose weight or you will be a 20 year old virgin.

>get interested in bodybuilding
>start lifting
>read more books
>go on Jow Forums
>learn more languages
>don't fucking do drugs
>a gf will come by the end of the first year of high school AND DON'T FUCKING LEAVE HER
>try not to reveal private information about yourself when you're drunk
>stop wasting so much time play vidya

that's all I guess
that thread actually makes me depressed, gonna go to bed just thinking about how different my life might have been

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You're not going to get taller.

I'd beat the autism out of me

I wonder if I could be taller if I didn't smoke and do drugs so much exactly at the time I started getting my biggest increases in height

>tfw 5'10 but dad is 6'0 and comes from a family were everybody is tall
>tfw great great grandfather born in 1849 was 7'2

>Learn what a macronutrient is
>Learn how to balance them
>cut now so you can bulk until graduation on your parents' money
>either stick with wrestling, or pick up boxing right now
>don't join quidditch in college
>find that boxing gym your first year of college, it's across the parking lot from Applebee's
>She'll tell you she got raped by that guy from the party. She didn't
>She'll tell you she's not cheating. You know the truth

Start lifting at 16
Get a fucking job at 16
Learn how to dress and get buff by 17 and kill pussy junior-senior year.
Focus on a top GPA
Get to good university, rush top-tier fraternity and by then you'll be golden.
Don't acquire meme degree and look for a girl to settle down with. Banging sluts gets old after awhile and expensive

Extremely based

Don't fuck Lauren she's got HPV

Mine bitcoin & MEW

YOU ARE NOT AS SMART OR COOL OR FUNNY AS YOU THINK
YOU ARE A SCRAWNY LITTLE SOCIALLY STUNTED DWEEB
QUIT YOUR HIGH AND MIGHTY BULLSHIT YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE
DONT ALIENATE YOURSELF FROM YOUR PEERS, LEARN FROM THEM, LET YOURSELF INTO THEIR WORLD
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP TALKING ABOUT TF2

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Stop masturbating so god damn much
Melissa is going to want to fuck in 2 years and you better do it while you can
Don't crash diet
Above all, do not do the thing with the Serrano peppers, user

Stop playing WoW, eat more, join the schools soccer team, and learn to freaking code
Frig I'm 24 and going to uni for CS in the fall. I could have had this all over and done with years ago

>Serrano peppers
w-what happened?

- accumulate as much bitcoin as soon as it exists
- get a gym membership
- do not trust the rippled tits

Mew, cut your hair, don't become friends with the Gradys, invest in Amazon and prep for becoming an officer on a derelict cargo ship.

>learn to freaking code
reported for hate speech and death threats enjoy ur ban

fuck you tf2 rules and the dude is probably better than all these normie faggots, id hang out with him

Also:
>don’t go out with A, you’re not fucking ready for her disney princess bullshit
>KD is a whore, don’t waste your feelings on her
>next year you’ll meet a girl named S, get to her before KU does because you won’t have another real chance with her
>M is cool, don’t judge him so harshly
>D is also cool, but he’s not who you’ll think he is
>have some fucking fun while you’re in high school christ

"Bro, you gotta stop eating a whole loaf of bread a day, also DONT LET MOM TRANSFER YOU FROM YOUR FIRST HIGH SCHOOL"

>be me, 15
>see some Serrano peppers @ store and decide I'm going to fuck with my little brother
>buys the peppers, flash forward a week or so
>decide it's time
>for whatever reason I decide the way to go is to cut the seeds out of the 3 peppers and put them in his food
>god I was a fucking retard
>anyways I'm leaning over the counter and operating on these green objects from hell
>no gloves, no glasses
>all of the sudden my eyes starting burning and running like a faucet
>Ohnononono
>I run over to the sink and try to wash it out but only cause the juice to get into my nose and mouth as well
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
>eyes burn and water, nose runs uncontrollably, mouth is on fire
>at this point I decide it would be brilliant to strip naked where I stood and run to the shower
>strip, run, get in shower, absolutely dying at this point
>it hits me
>my only explanation is that I must've tried to keep my junk from flopping while running and that's when I touched it
>the juice is in my dick
>OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
>a heat that burns as the fire from hell is running all the way down my urethra
>so now the juice that is rated 7-10x hotter than jalapeño is currently in my eyes, mouth, nose, and penis
>I'm laying on my bathroom floor screaming and pleading to god for it to end
>lasts about 5 minutes
>worse than any broken bone I've had, pepper spray, depression, all of it
>I deserved it all

I probably wouldn’t have hung out with you at 14, I was a stuck up bastard who didn’t realize his place in the social hierarchy

See that weight bench you got for your birthday? Your dad doesn't hate you cause you didn't get CoD 4, and actually fucking use it. Get swole, crush pussy, and whatever you do don't go to college, it's a complete waste of time.
Also, keep skipping school, there's nothing there for you

i would have triple airshotted you and then you would have been all mine

Nothing. That little faggot wouldn't listen to me, and nothing I say to him will prevent the problems that are going to ruin everything anyway.

holy fuck. that was retarded ahahahaha

>you could have saved her

fuck, that sounds spooky, although I can relate.
what happened user?

start lifting, excersizing
quit 4 chan
just don't be a pussy and beat the shit out of your dad, i could do it

Lie more.

Telling the truth has basically ruined my life in at least three distinct ways.

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Start tugging little shit

>kill yourself

>Prom date had peanut allergy
>Fuck ass school didnt check the catering service
>Went to the washroom because she was feeling ill and forgot her stick
>Died just before the ambulance came

I was pretty much a husk for the rest of senior year and didnt leave my room for months. Now I carry one with me at all times even though I'm not allergic

>7'2"
Wtf nigger

Don't listen to what the others say about you. Don't let them get to you.

When you kiss her on the trampoline, make sure you go back to her house after you drop her friends off. She asked you to, dude.

Join a sports team, soccer or anything. Start lifting and eating better.

>7-10x hotter than a jalapeno
The absolute madman

I would tell my 14 year old self that it never gets better and suicide is the best option

Based

aïkido is a meme martial art
it doesn't work
stop it and do judo like a real man

I'd give him this advice.

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Go to the other highschool ASAP
He'll be gone soon just wait it out
Tell someone soon, otherwise you'll grow up unable to share your emotions
Don't overeat you'll thank me later
See a therapist, but don't accept the medication

>implying 14 yo you has any idea what he cares about in life
horrible list desu

do not date the principals daughter sophomore year. she leaves for college that summer and cheats on you within a month.

I'm not sure what i'd tell my 14 year old self, too many things come up. I know what i'd tell my 16 and 18 year old selves, the list is shorter. I guess i'll do the broadest for the 14yo shithead.
1. Watch Evangelion, you'll watch it in 2 years and it will start your journey to improve, might as well jump start it.
2. Learn how to chill out and banter, you have a good heart and by not taking everything personally and getting defensive it will show, you'll have more friends and respect. Learn to be humble before you get humbled.
3. Work on discipline. Yeah you're doing great in school, but it will backfire in college, force yourself to study for 2 hours every day, 4 sets of 30, and try to add more sets. Intellect will only get you so far when you encounter a 500 page textbook.
4. Look up a work out routine, and always lift.
5. Don't be afraid to break the rules, and just ignore your grandparents.
6. Get bitcoin and sell it on dec 15th 2017. Use the money to move out.

>Quit being a reddit-tier agnostic, read the summa theologica
>stop deluding yourself, you need to lift
>stop watching porn
>become a man, dont aspire to be an 'intellectual'
>talk to somebody about that depression before it gets much worse
>pack more socks than you need
>Your brother grows up to be a bro, dont sweat it for now
>Dont fall for the computer science meme
>Linux is pretty cool, check it out sometime
>same with blind guardian
>Dont get interested in Jess, it wont work out very well
>check out Katawa Shoujo sometime
>Kang chills out in a few years, just bear his 'edgy atheist' phase with patience
>watch gurren lagann
>read the Meditations
>b i t c o i n
theres a lot i guess

Get the fuck off this website. You probably would not have gotten into fitness in your teenage years if it wasn't for this place but all the other shit has NOT been worth it.

ah fuckin hell man

Join the weight lifting team in high school, buy adjustable dumbbells instead of cosplay crap, Lyssa is a slut who will get pregnant in junior year so don't fall for her, your passion in life is nutrition, lifting, and psychology so don't spend 6 years in college drifting, and idolize Goku not Vegeta.

I'd just beat up my Mum's boyfriend and my Dad's wife

Sup

tell her you love her instead of saying "ok" when she told you

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Also, your Dad is a sociopathic narcissist trying to validate his life mistakes by having you repeat them. Take what he says with a pound of salt.

Oh, my nigga I should have added check out blind guardian as well

Hop on Accutane sooner than later before your confidence and social life is tanked for years

You should have never loved your mom. She set you up for failure and you’ll have to pay for your misjudgements in the future.

>just because they are your friend's friends doesnt mean you need to hang out with them
>for gods sake do what dad says and work out
>see that table full of people you know? sit with them they love you
>cut your damn hair
>go out more your going to move after sophomore year and still be a sperg

Stop telling her about your depression. They don't care.
None of them care.

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i weigh less then you idiot LOL get mogged. put the fork down fatty and head to the gym.

lift weights you scrawny lil faggot
your suspicions that shes using you as a fashion accessory and nothing else are correct
your dad was right about more than you think
and quit bein a leftist bitch

kek

Start writing down everything right now so that when you have kids you might be able to relate to them when they;re 14.

Keep em north of the zambezi

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>so that when you have kids

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Stay clear of Miriam and especially JJ
Never trust Jon or Brian
Don't ever befriend any girls, it's fucking weak
and get ready for September 11th

1. lift weights
2. NEVER go to Jow Forums

These 2 things will have made me into a much better person I'm sure.

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>Take care of your fucking teeth
>tell the state you're homeless and get on food stamps and get free medical if you have to to survive bc your family isn't going to bat for you or take you to the doctor
>read more
>learn to code before it becomes a meme

Please just move schools and invest in a sport, it'll stop you from killing yourself. But keep watching anime and reading manga.

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KILL NIGGERS It helps a lot of people to lose weight if you're chasing of course.

Stay on the football team because you will win state championships and get laid a bunch through the rest of highschool

>don't fall for the computer science meme
based

i shid and cume and fard my pants bro

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Also don't be gay because you'll attract a really fat girl who you don't like and you'll start a fucking thing where every girl who got dumped by a guy before is now suddenly gay and dating girls.

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Kill yourself right now. It is not going to get better.

just lift

general high school advice at myself
>j is a hoe. smash and dash. she isn't worth anything else. i wanted you badly, so did r, and a bunch of others. lead them on and get that pussy
>lift you nigward
>eat more, don't worry about getting fat
>stop looking gay, buy some adidas shoes and looser jeans
>meet new people
>bring your body count up
>don't worry about embarrasment
>keep working hard in school, apply to those ivies even tho you're burnt out. got into a great school but you can get into the best
>you're not a 3 you're an 8 now stop bitching
>focus on yourself
>accutane, do it
>shave
>get nice cologne